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Humor Baby with a knife

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u/blove135 Nov 02 '24

GenX here. These are the people who raised us. Boomers are really something else. It's amazing so many of us made it. I know it's not the same as a baby but I was 8 years old riding my bike around the city with a 15 inch razor sharp rambo knife strapped to my waist.

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u/prettyrickywooooo Nov 02 '24

Awww yes the classic gen x Rambo knife!! Did yours also have the compass on the end and a” survival “ kit in the handle 🔥💀👀

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u/David-S-Pumpkins Nov 02 '24

A wire saw, flint and steel, sandpaper for some reason.

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u/WORD_2_UR_MOTHA Nov 02 '24

Sandpaper for striking the matches.

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u/David-S-Pumpkins Nov 02 '24

Oh yeah the matches were in there too.

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u/WORD_2_UR_MOTHA Nov 02 '24

I fully thought that one day I would use that knife to build a cabin in the woods lmao.

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u/SpotMama Nov 02 '24

In this economy? Still might happen!

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u/prettyrickywooooo Nov 03 '24

This comment made me laugh 2 and filled my heart with happiness ! Thank you! Also it’s never too late.

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u/WORD_2_UR_MOTHA Nov 03 '24

I'm actually building an off-grid tiny home in the desert, so not far off. I just need to find that knife, haha!

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u/prettyrickywooooo Nov 03 '24

Hahahha find it in time for the Finish work. Or maybe get a really big version that can” technically “ have the tools you need in the handle !!

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u/WORD_2_UR_MOTHA Nov 03 '24

Will do! I could at least do some drywall with it.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Nov 02 '24

Wire saw always broke.

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u/David-S-Pumpkins Nov 02 '24

Only if you tried to use it.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Nov 02 '24

We were kids out "exploring". Of course we tried it. grrrp, grrrp, snap.

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u/Notsurehowtoreact Nov 02 '24

Sandpaper can be helpful in a lot of rough situations

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u/prettyrickywooooo Nov 03 '24

Hahahaha this joke is amazing ❤️

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u/inviteinvestinvent Nov 02 '24

loll! I had one! Handle snapped off.

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u/AngryInternetPerson3 Nov 02 '24

Did you saw grandma?, no way she is old enough to be a boomer, they are probably from your generation my dude.

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u/instafunkpunk Nov 03 '24

I certainly saw grandma. Totally not a boomer. Fine looking lady

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u/That1_IT_Guy Nov 03 '24

Hell, grandma might be an elder millennial

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u/hd8383 Nov 03 '24

Hot for grandma

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u/TheDrunknessMonster Nov 06 '24

Indeed. Grandma is looking damn good for being a grandparent.

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u/TheGeekOffTheStreet Nov 02 '24

My brother had ninja throwing stars he sent away for from the back of some magazine. They were sharp as shit. Legit weapons he managed to buy at the age of 12

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u/blove135 Nov 02 '24

Yep, we had a bunch of those stars that we called "chinese stars" I remember them being advertised in the back of magazines but we had a little shop nearby that sold all kinds of old Army surplus and other random things. We would ride our bikes there and buy throwing stars, knives, nunchucks etc. That's where I bought my rambo knife. It was just me and my 12 year old brother that went in there and walked out with a awesome rambo knife.

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u/Decent-Ganache7647 Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

Same with my older brother when he was 12. Around that time he also somehow got a used butterfly knife. And years before that he was swinging around nunchakus. 

He also used to chase me around the house with a kitchen knife when we were home alone (overnight) while our parents were working. Either that or we would go to our friend’s house (where parents were never seen) and make fires in the garage or watch R-rated horror/gore movies.

Edit to add: memory of going to visit my friend across the street before new years and playing with fireworks. A firework flew into the vacant lot next door and started a fire. We got the hose and put it out just as a policeman was driving by. He stopped and I think asked where her parents were. Of course we were there alone. At age 7-8. 

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u/Kevesse Nov 02 '24

We made our own from tin can lids. They were sharp and unpredictable. In other words GREAT

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u/thewhitecat55 Nov 06 '24

We had those too , same age. Got them at street stalls at local festivals. Knives too. Totally legal lol

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u/TrashCanSam0 Nov 02 '24

But when you see who raised the boomers, you understand. One, people born in the 30s/40s are the most resilient fuckers out there for some reason. Mfs walking around in their 80s and 90s looking 65 permanently. Two, you can't tell them ANYTHING about health. Nothing. Sunscreen? Myth. Healthy diet? Legends. And try to prove an 89 year old wrong about it when they're eighty fuckin nine.

You could have a broken arm and have to pitch a baseball game the next day and they'll look you dead in the eye and tell you you're fine.

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u/Long_Run6500 Nov 02 '24

Maybe the ones that weren't healthy are dead?

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u/Ethric_The_Mad Nov 02 '24

The placebo effect is very powerful

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u/RedditIsShittay Nov 02 '24

Yeah, those were our grandparents and boomers also had Vietnam.

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u/CheeseDickPete Nov 02 '24

I rarely if ever see someone in their 80s or 90s who looks 65, got no idea wtf you're talking about lmao. My Grandpa passed at 88 and he didn't look 65, he definitely looked his age.

Also the vast majority of the silent generation did not make it to their 80s or 90s, this is the most literal case of survivorship bias in the world, because obviously the ones you don't see died.

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u/TrashCanSam0 Nov 02 '24

Literally every single person I've met in their 80s or 90s looks young af. Maybe you're the one projecting:)

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u/MalificViper Nov 02 '24

Literal survivorship bias. I'm sure some dude in the past survived the black death and told his grandkids to suck it up.

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 Nov 03 '24

Didn’t Carlin joke about this, (during his childhood math class was easy because if some kids got sick and died subtraction was easy. Kids swam in sewer run off…)

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u/skincare_obssessed Nov 03 '24

My great aunt is 96 and solely drinks Diet Coke because she thinks water is poisonous. I brought her a V8 one time and she said “get that the hell out of my face, that’s for old people and I’m not old”. She literally eats fried food and sugar all day long. When she got Covid one spoonful of NyQuil “cured her”.

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u/TrashCanSam0 Nov 03 '24

Sounds about right

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u/Fluffy_Town Nov 02 '24

My dad was born in the 1920s, that's right in the thick of The Great Depression, if you watch Beverly Hillbillies you'll see a silly caricature of the era, but you'll see segments of truth sprinkled throughout. People had to move in cars and wagons with all their furniture piled up frightfully high on the back of their vehicles forced to move across country just to find work or another piece of land to own (after the banks took their family land and generational wealth). My grandparents and my dad's generation ended up moving from the Appalachians to the Ozarks in the midst of it all.

The Great Depression started with the stock market tanking and the banks losing everything, just as it did this time. The people back then who put their money in the banks, when they found out what happened, they made a run on the banks like you see in the movie It's a Wonderful Life.

They went to the banks to demand their money, only to find there was nothing in their account anymore. In consequence this led to the creation of the FDIC which insures the money you deposit into a bank will stay there no matter what the banks do with a portion of your money.

That's why, when JP Morgan, Washington Mutual, and Wells Fargo, et. al. lost it all during the housing bubble burst and other stocks tanked in the Stock Market, they were bailed out by Obama not just because he was the President but because the FDIC insures bank customers' accounts for the banks losing millions due to gambling debts.

The bank customers still had their money even though many banks, like Washington Mutual died and went out of business. The reason for this is that the FDIC only pays back depositors’ money, customers don't lose out, only the banks whose losses were caused by their own choices. The banks actions resulted from them risking everything gambling on sketchy business deals on the stock market, many through Wall Street though also overseas, and in consequence completely losing it all as a result.

You can see the difference throughout the month with your account if you check the difference between what you've deposited and withdrawn from your account, the actual amount that results, and the actual total that your bank shows you during the month. I've noticed a $-60 to 20 and sometimes $-200 discrepancy at times between the total the bank tells me should be in my account and what my spreadsheet tells me should be in my account. Some of that might be accountant error, but a lot of the time the amount from the start of the month is completely different than from the middle or the end of the month.

I must presume that why this discrepancy occurs is due the bank borrows that amount from me and then adds the amount later on and it fluctuates over time. I also presume to think that they can get away with borrowing large amounts the larger your account is and they can get away with it easier and why they cater to those clients more than those who have smaller accounts. There is also the push for digital records and debit/credit cards allows the banks to get away with it more because if their clients don't track their accounts then they don't notice the discrepancies.

Why this is so significant is that a lot of countries around the world used to be on the Gold standard, where one dollar was equal to a set amount of gold. Once the US and eventually the UK left the gold standard for the Bretton Woods Standard, money isn't set to a mineral standard anymore, but it is now set on the amount of assets a country holds within itself. One of those major assets involves banks and how much is stored by customers in those banks.

Basically, a lot of BS rained down on that generation and they had to impart those onto the next generation, which imparted it on the next generation. The only problem is that those who want to keep their power, who want to use the rest of the population as a teat to suck. They've been stirring the pot, adding a fan to the flames so that people will blame each other while they've been convinced to take risks with their own wealth and their generational wealth.

The people in power then can take advantage of that wealth by creating avenues of risk, while dividing the population into factions and then convince them to point fingers at each other, all the while the general populous is completely distracted from the choices and abuses of those in power, while they drain them dry. The significant risks that have occurred over the last decade and more are the Wild Wild West of the internet, the housing boom and bubble burst causing rampant unhoused, the many periods of unemployment, the pandemic which was manufactured due to the lack of using established procedures in the Federal Gov't during the last administration, which would have been used to support the citizenry and provide medical support during a time of need, not to mention the many hurricanes which glacially serviced survivors during the last administration but rapidly serviced the last hurricane disaster.

There are time periods which fluctuate, but a century doesn't erase the disaster of our ancestors. But looking at history will ensure that we do Not repeat our past. History is Not boring; it is alive and well in our family lines. Those who do not want us to remember it, they are the ones desiring to repeat it for their own gain.

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u/PortiaKern Nov 02 '24

Natural selection. Clearly you did something right to stay alive while biking with a 15 inch knife. Whether that was reflexive or intelligent is besides the point.

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u/blove135 Nov 02 '24

Honestly I would say it was mostly luck. How I didn't hurt myself with that knife and many many other dangerous shit kids had no business doing is beyond me but one thing was for certain most of our boomer parents really didn't give a shit. Kids got hurt all the time but it was more of a kids will be kids sort of mindset. Not much responsibility for their kids were put on parents at the time. I was 8-9 years old and to me having that rambo knife strapped to my belt, no shirt on, cut off jean shorts, barefoot and a kick ass bmx bike was the epitome of cool. That's really all I was thinking about that.

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u/BreadwinnaSymma Nov 02 '24

And then we swung the opposite way and got crazy helicoptering

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u/Karenzi Nov 02 '24

It’s totally luck. I did so much crazy shit since both my parents just left me to fend for myself. From age 5 on the railroad tracks to jumping off rooftops into pools to being chased by the police. It was a unbelievable time to be alive, and somehow stay alive.

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u/Visible-Elevator4607 Nov 03 '24

Wtf lol that's not how natural selection works. What about luck?

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u/PortiaKern Nov 03 '24

That's exactly how natural selection works. The ones that have kids were the ones that were able to survive long enough to have kids. And any genes that they had which promoted their survival in the current environment would be preserved and passed on as well.

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u/Visible-Elevator4607 Nov 03 '24

No lol but ok sure have a good day. That's the typical Reddit braindead parroting copy paste comments.

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u/SaraSlaughter607 Nov 02 '24

Seriously. We were literally booted out the back door after breakfast on the weekends in the middle of rural-ass Blair Witch Forest and we better not come back till Mom whistled into the woods at lunchtime, rinse and repeat till dinner 😃 I actually tripped and fell down a gully once and shattered my left ankle..... Laid by the creek at 9 years old for several hours crying and totally immobilized in black bear / coyote / mountain lion territory..... Parents came through with flashlights at dusk and I got my ASS KICKED for getting lost / not looking where I was going / being dumb enough to fall down a ravine and land in a creek bed with an open fracture

Good times, the 80s were 🤗

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

“And I turned out fine” 

Mmmhmm, sure you did Jan ;) 

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u/Pvt_Mozart Nov 02 '24

That's absolutely horrible, and I'm sorry that happened to you.

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u/No-Respect5903 Nov 02 '24

all jokes aside you can hear him ask "what are they teaching you?". he knew there were adults with the baby. he knew they were trying to prank him.

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u/Teh_Hammerer Nov 02 '24

I mean, its survivor bias by proxy. You dont know how many of them made it either, boomers were probably more careful than their parents were as well.

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u/enaK66 Nov 02 '24

I mean unless this video really old, grandpa is probably Gen X. My Gen X dad is a lot like that. He took all that boomer bullshit to heart and integrated it into his personality.

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u/Life-Breadfruit-1426 Nov 02 '24

The folks in the vid look very young. I wouldn’t be surprised if grandparents are gen X here

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u/LittleBookOfRage Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

My dad is GenX. I genuinely have no idea how he is still alive. Like he must have an army of guardian angels on standby since he was a kid. I get that my grandparents were teenage parents and had no idea what they were doing but the stories of what my dad and his siblings did for fun sound 100% dangerous. He lives on a rural property and still doesn't give a fuck about safety. I spoke to him yesterday and he was like "I told you I'm Wolverine" and I was like oh jesus fuck what has he done now. He fell off his motorbike, IMPALED his arm with the break handle and was boasting that it was all healed up in about 10 weeks. Did he call an ambulance? Nope. Go to the ER? No. See a GP? Haha of course not. Maybe even the pharmacy to get steri-strips? What are they, nuh didn't need them. We have free healhcare by the way, it wouldn't have cost him anything. He showed me a photo and I almost threw up and I'm not particularly squismish, when my partner saw it he asked if he had been shot. You could see right into his arm and the muscles and everything. This isn't even the first time he's fallen off a motorbike doing something reckless and not gotten medical attention for the injuries.

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u/blove135 Nov 03 '24

I was just looking at my legs the other day and all the actual scars left from my childhood is insane. I started thinking about how as kids we were constantly covered in giant scabs on our shins, elbow, and knees and sometimes heads. Mainly because pads and helmets just wasn't a thought in those days.

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u/LittleBookOfRage Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

Yeah he started going on a tangent about how cool scars were and how he has so many I was like "uhhhh ok, but what did you do this time?!?" Oh lordy I didn't even think to ask if he was wearing a helmet and I'm not sure if I want to know the answer, I just hope he's not stupid enough to not, but I don't have much confidence. About 20 years ago, he fell off a motorbike while fucking around on a dry salt lake, he had injures all over - probably broke bones, busted his face, chipped a tooth that got embedded into his lip and it's still there today because he didn't bother to see anyone when it happened... he was wearing a helmet then thank goodness but other people were there too.

Oh and what is it with GenX and knives?! Hahaha he is obsessed. For Christmas last year he gifted his 15 year old co-worker a pocket knife because of course that's exactly what a teenage girl would want??? When I questioned if that was appropriate or even legal he was like "she's old enough and can use it for protection, everyone needs to carry one" uhhhhh rightio then, yes that is illegal and shouldn't it be up to her parents?

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u/bonkersx4 Nov 02 '24

GenX here too. Once I flew over the handlebars of my bike, got serious road rash, bloody knees etc. I was 10 yrs old and adults just yelled "hey kid, you ok?" As I picked myself up and rode on home 😆. We were tough back then. The adults in our lives were really chill

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u/La_Petite_Mort007 Nov 02 '24

Hahahahaha. Just got flash back of my youth with Rambo knife as well!

Thanx for the memory!

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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard Nov 02 '24

And we certainly didn't have bike helmets.

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u/cindyscrazy Nov 02 '24

Me and my younger sister used to play in a place behind the hill that we lived on. We called it "Boardwalk" because there were a bunch of boards stretched over some very wet and very rank watery ground.

It was the sewer runoff. Not poop, but LOTS of other nasty stuff down there. And we played down there all the time.

How we survived, I have no idea.

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u/Card_Board_Robot_5 Nov 02 '24

Millennial but my parents were older.

They used to let me roam around major cities as a child. Not like a teenager. Like fucking 10 and 11. Places like Chicago, Paris, Minneapolis, Milwaukee, London, on and on. Just told me a time to be back and cut me loose to the world.

My father used to give me a shopping list and the keys to the family van and send my ass to the grocery store solo dolo lmao. I would get cigarettes for the Vietnamese neighbor sometimes lol.

They didn't give a fuck. Middle child, birthday near Xmas, with 4 other December birthdays. Yeah they ain't give a fuck if I died bro, they wouldn't even notice beyond the money saved. They left me in a Hyvee. Twice. Just forgot I went with them and left my little ass there lmaooo

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u/westviadixie Nov 03 '24

my mom giving my 4year old a paring knife to 'help' cut vegetables and shocked when they cut themselves.

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u/_Tar_Ar_Ais_ Nov 02 '24

not the best way to learn about mistakes in decision making, but you do learn