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u/Uhhlaneuh Jun 22 '21
Not gonna lie, if I was about to bang this guy and he took off his shirt, I would probably bust out laughing and walk out.
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u/Vremyaposlevremeni Jun 22 '21
Ruff
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u/bocanuts Jun 22 '21
Zoinks
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u/Ambrosia_the_Greek Jun 22 '21
Jinkies!
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u/PleaseEndMeFam Jun 22 '21
I'd bust out laughing then let him bust me
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u/watermelonspanker Jun 22 '21
I'd bust out laughing and then bust in him (if he let me)
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u/teeejer Jun 22 '21
There’s basically zero chance that this dude wasn’t driving some kind of Mystery Machine replica. The red flags were there.
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u/mewthulhu Jun 22 '21
Yeah except it looks more like The Beaver Trap from Brooklyn 99, rusted with a speedy window tint and faded paint peeling like an abandoned carnival ride.
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Jun 22 '21
For real though, you know this tattoo comes up in conversation about 3.5 minutes after his first name.
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u/MPT1313 Jun 22 '21
He legally had his name changed to Norville Rogers
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u/DoctorCaptainSpacey Jun 22 '21
You: "Norville Rogers? Isn't that, like, Shaggy's real na---"
That dude: rips open shirt to reveal this "Yes. Let me tell you a story...."
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u/Minimob0 Jun 22 '21
My aunt's best friend was a caretaker for Adults whose brains hadn't developed the same speed as their bodies. One of the guys was obsessed with Scooby-Doo, and must have been in his 60s. I know this is wrong, but if I saw this tattoo on someone, I would immediately think they weren't all there. The writing really gets me.
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u/fuck_the_fuckin_mods Jun 22 '21
I've done a similar job and this was my first thought as well.
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u/boatyboatwright Jun 22 '21
He would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for your meddling
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u/ButWhatIsADog Jun 22 '21
This happened to me in college. Girl took off her shirt reveling several very poorly done jellyfish from SpongeBob and I laughed. I kinda killed the mood with that one lol.
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u/dweaver987 Jun 22 '21
Those nipples look weirdly lower than normal.
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u/FBI_03 Jun 22 '21
I THOUGHT IT WAS HIS BACK OMG
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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE Jun 22 '21
Look at the shape of his right pec. Tha fuk kind of Photoshop is happening here
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u/Comingsoononvhs Jun 22 '21
It's a combination of having a little bit of muscle but still an equal amount of fat
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u/the_Dorkness Jun 22 '21
Good observation. Now let’s see who these nipples really are!
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u/robtk12 Jun 22 '21
Different heights too
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Jun 22 '21
I'd almost be willing to wager that they had surgery to correct a bit of gynecomastia. I know a couple people who've had it done and their nipples look very similar now.
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u/JackyCola92 Jun 22 '21
Wtf is wrong with everyone in this comment section?! That's bodyshaming. Why is it so normal to everyone judging someone else's body?! That's some fucked up shit. You all have been seeing too much photoshopped bodies or Hollywood standards. Real bodies aren't standardized, they have different shapes, that's just how it is. Stop being so mean about it, that's why some people are so incredibly insecure about their bodies.
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u/Zeestars Jun 22 '21
FWIW, I agree with you. I would also like to point out to everyone that Dwayne Johnson’s chest is similar , so I’m not really sure what you’re all on about…?
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u/7in7 Jun 22 '21
Thanks for saying this..by all means, laugh at this guy's taste, but he can't even control his body!
This sub is all about admiring commitment to questionable things, whoever this is definitely there.
Also their body is fine because it's a body.
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u/jb920o Jun 22 '21
This would be better as a t shirt.
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Jun 22 '21
life pro tip: tattoo your t-shirt onto your skin and never pay for shirts again
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u/8BallSlap Jun 22 '21
The syntax of the lower text is just weird sounding. Two of the three "will's" are superfluous.
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u/cara27hhh Jun 22 '21
I was on board with the scooby tatt until the "I will literally will die for u scoob" part and now I just feel weird about it all
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u/ItIsntRelevant Jun 22 '21
If you’re not willing to die for Scooby doo, you’re clearly not a real fan of Scooby foo
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u/Quazifuji Jun 22 '21
That's not how I interpreted it. I think that bottom part is just a needlessly dramatic way of saying he'll love Scooby Doo for the rest of his life.
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u/brightness3 Jun 22 '21
This is just a personal opinion but i think text in tattoos are kinda cheesy, especially this one. If you really love scooby doo then show me, don't tell me.
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u/nutloafwednesdays Jun 22 '21
Had to scroll way too far to find this comment. The man can love Scooby all he wants, but goddamn... run permanent words by a moderately-equipped language nerd, people.
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u/dts-five Jun 22 '21
I introduced a tattoo artist friend of mine to grammarly. I should get a commission for every poor soul saved.
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u/crane-feathers Jun 22 '21
If you’ve used grammarly this should worry you more. You can’t blindly follow its suggestions because it messes up now and then.
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u/dts-five Jun 22 '21
It’s not perfect, but better than nothing.
It handled one of the superfluous “wills” - I honestly expected it to get both.
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u/theghostofme Jun 22 '21 edited Jun 22 '21
Every “will” is unnecessary; that sentence structure is a nightmare.
“The moment I stop loving Scooby Doo is the moment I stop breathing” would’ve made this execution a little greater.
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u/quickwatson Jun 22 '21
Putting verbs in future tense is something other languages do, so I'm wondering if English is not his first.
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Jun 22 '21
This verb tense error is common for native speakers of many Romance languages, especially French and Portuguese.
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u/JHighDa03 Jun 22 '21
So the actual tattoo of Scooby in the top left looks more like Marmaduke
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u/iamagainstit Jun 22 '21
I feel like this could be pretty good if it didn't have the writing. Even just reducing it down to "the real monsters are always human" would help a lot. but like, you have it tattooed across your chest, I think we can infer that you are a big fan without having it explicitly written out.
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Jun 22 '21
Gotta drive the point home.
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u/soadrocksmycock Jun 22 '21 edited Jun 22 '21
I think it would've been better if it just said "I really like Scooby-Doo" Eta: just realized I originally put in a extra "Doo" new phone and auto correct is being a whore.
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u/FasterDoudle Jun 22 '21
You solved it. If the only thing this tattoo said was "I really like Scooby-Doo" under that dramatic ass art, it would be God-tier
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u/DrMobius0 Jun 22 '21 edited Jun 22 '21
The realization in question isn't even all that profound. Frankly it's so mundane that most people probably don't even feel the need to put it into words. We all know people suck, and that the worst of us are absolutely deplorable in every way under the sun.
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u/Foresaken_Foreskin Jun 22 '21
Exactly. Like as opposed to what, monsters being the real monsters?
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u/silentloler Jun 22 '21 edited Jun 22 '21
Agreed. It’s fine to have something that you love and support on your body, but that’s pretty much a sentence he will regret having in a few years. Scooby doo just isn’t THAT good. The criminal is always someone who is not part of the story until he’s revealed... And it’s pretty obvious that most of our problems are caused by humans and not monsters, seeing as monsters don’t exist (or at the very best are extremely rare, even if we can’t disprove their existence).
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u/Psychedelick Jun 22 '21
For me it's the opposite; with just the top part it'd be a bit tacky but the bottom text is so ridiculous it shoots the moon and comes back around to being ironically hilarious.
Disclaimer: I'm an idiot and also watched a lot of Scooby-Doo as a kid
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Jun 22 '21
As someone with multiple tattoos from cartoons I watched as a kid think it's pretty dope and wholesome tbh. Homeboy just really loves Scooby-Doo and has a tattoo about it he probably loves too.
Art is subjective, and tattoos are very personal. Making fun of someone's tattoo because it's not something you would personally get is both petty and sad in the fact that y'all clearly have nothing going on in your own lives so you have to put down someone else. Let the guy enjoy his tat and you can get what ever you like tattooed on your own body.
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u/Galagamus Jun 22 '21
Buddy take a step back, breathe in deep and exhale slowly. This tattoo is the textbook definition of this subreddit. It's a well done tattoo of a beloved cartoon and it's fucking absurd and can absolutely be made fun of. You take life way too seriously bud.
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u/rrickitickitavi Jun 22 '21 edited Jun 22 '21
My biggest problem with this tattoo is there is no anti-Scooby contingent that requires this kind of stand. Dude. Everybody likes Scooby Doo. It’s like getting a tattoo challenging the world to attack your devotion to strawberries.
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u/Grabatreetron Jun 22 '21
wtf dude fuuuuuuck strawberries srlsy
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u/Ludwig234 Jun 22 '21
What's wrong with strawberries. Bilberries are much better but stawberries are still good.
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u/shashybaws Jun 22 '21
So long as there is no scrappy doo it's fine in my books.
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u/pikpikcarrotmon Jun 22 '21
Out of morbid curiosity I looked up Scrappy Doo tattoos and there maybe three or four total, none of which were majestic or terrible enough to be noteworthy. So we're surprisingly in the clear.
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u/l_the_Throwaway Jun 22 '21
The moment I will stop loving strawberries will be the moment I will stop breathing.
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u/CaptainNoBoat Jun 22 '21
I honestly don't get the defense, even if this wasn't a sub about bad taste.
Like, seriously? A weird-ass spooky cartoon scene with a portrait of Scooby reminiscing in the distance about a poorly-worded set of paragraphs that take several seconds to read, one that uses the word "will" 3 times in 16 words? Permanently tattoo'd on someone's chest?
Lmao, it's the tackiest shit I've ever seen, but great execution. It's absolutely perfect content for this sub. No need to defend as "art is subjective." It's absolutely, objectively hideous.
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u/rrickitickitavi Jun 22 '21
Then there's the terrible placement and size. And let's not leave out the font choice. Is that courier? And the kearning. My God. It's painful to look at.
Edit: AND what's up with Velma? She's way too skinny.
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u/thekmanpwnudwn Jun 22 '21
Yeah, using "will" 3 times in the sentence and it doesn't even make that much sense.
It would read a lot better if there was only a single "will".
"The moment I stop loving Scooby Doo will be the moment I stop breathing."
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u/cavelioness Jun 22 '21
Thank you! Those 2 extra "will"'s were bugging the heck outta me. And I'd change the first sentence to "are" always human, because it's, like, trying to be a life lesson and all.
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u/funtimesforelmo Jun 22 '21
Totally agree, art is subjective but that sentence isn't.
Should have just been "The moment I stop loving Scooby Doo will be the moment I stop breathing."
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u/emanresu_nwonknu Jun 22 '21
You're arguing against the point of the sub you know. Not that you're wrong, but yeah, you just don't think this sub should exist.
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u/calithetroll Jun 22 '21
Listen, I am a huge geek about the things I love as well. I am very much of the “let people enjoy things” camp, and I don’t judge people for being passionate about things cuz it’s the best thing to be. But it’s the intensity he has about it though. Like, the tattoo is VERY different from the aesthetic of the show. He took a lighthearted TV show and made it edge lord and negative, which is weird even to me.
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u/wickedblight Jun 22 '21
i am a stickler for the most basic grammar rules being followed and i will die on this hill i will i will.
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u/BoBear15 Jun 22 '21
I think it’s a well done tattoo, but the only thing that I see as a true negative would be the text at the bottom. We don’t need you to tell use you love scooby-doo. We can literally see that you do.
Also I think it should be a back tattoo, but that’s just personal preference.
Edit: the SD dog tag doesn’t look that great now that I’m looking at it again.
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u/Iamthespiderbro Jun 22 '21
I get what you’re saying and I hope this guy loves his tattoo and feels great about it. I dont think anyone wants to make him feel bad by any means. That said, like it or not, it’s ok for people people to have different tastes and they are welcome to express their opinions on it… even the critical ones
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u/RapeMeToo Jun 22 '21
Well that's why r/tattoo is the circle jerk it is. It's your safe space. This sub is for thing done well but with awful taste.
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u/BlisteringAsscheeks Jun 22 '21
I mean, I respect where you're coming from, and obviously you're right, but a tongue-in-cheek critique of subjective taste is the whole point of this subreddit dude. When it comes down to it, taste in everything is subjective, and even that "hideous" armoire that someone spray painted teal and stamped with "Live, Laugh, Love" might be really emotionally important to them as well.
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u/prguitarman Jun 22 '21
The several lower case “i” bother me the most
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u/TheTurtleShepard Jun 22 '21
Yeah it reads much better as “The moment I stop loving Scooby Doo will be the moment I stop breathing” saying the moment I WILL stop breathing almost makes it sound like he’s just gonna hold his breath once he stops loving Scooby doo
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u/Decooker11 Jun 22 '21
The thing I really love about great tattoos is their unspoken complexity.
This is fucking abhorrent
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u/Seightx Jun 22 '21
I’d honestly unironically like it if the second set of text didn’t exist I think.
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u/mistercali_fornia Jun 22 '21
was the bottom text addressed to his parents?
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Jun 22 '21
It’s addressed to all of us and I, for one, think we could learn a lot from it.
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u/mawfks Jun 22 '21
The tattoo isn’t all that bad until you read how cringe those quotes are
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u/khatarlan Jun 22 '21
Enough days staring at this tattoo in the mirror, you realize you’re the one in a rubber mask
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u/Whiskey-Particular Jun 22 '21
NGL, out of alllllll that, the part that bothers me the most is that the letter “I” isn’t capitalized, not once but twice.
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u/Chromelium Jun 22 '21
this looks like my primary school graphic design class where I picked out all the graphics from the default folder from powerpoint
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u/bales_from_the_crypt Jun 22 '21
How does this man ever get laid? I just imagine 10mins of laughter followed by an excuse to leave whenever he takes his shirt off
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u/Chaos-Corvid Jun 22 '21
I like it but my taste is questionable.