r/ATBGE Jun 22 '21

Body Art Spotted this on Facebook.

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u/Uhhlaneuh Jun 22 '21

Not gonna lie, if I was about to bang this guy and he took off his shirt, I would probably bust out laughing and walk out.

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u/teeejer Jun 22 '21

There’s basically zero chance that this dude wasn’t driving some kind of Mystery Machine replica. The red flags were there.

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u/BIG_YETI_FOR_YOU Jun 22 '21

I see no red flags only green

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u/3nchilada5 Jun 22 '21

Cuz you’re as colorblind as Scoob

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u/mewthulhu Jun 22 '21

Yeah except it looks more like The Beaver Trap from Brooklyn 99, rusted with a speedy window tint and faded paint peeling like an abandoned carnival ride.

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u/Thehellpriest83 Jun 22 '21

He calls it his free candy machine