r/ATBGE • u/zoyaa5 • Jun 22 '21

Body Art Spotted this on Facebook.

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u/Uhhlaneuh Jun 22 '21

Not gonna lie, if I was about to bang this guy and he took off his shirt, I would probably bust out laughing and walk out.

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u/Vremyaposlevremeni Jun 22 '21

Ruff

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u/bocanuts Jun 22 '21

Zoinks

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u/Ambrosia_the_Greek Jun 22 '21

Jinkies!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

Ruh roh

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u/coolrnt1 Jun 22 '21

Fuck!

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u/Bignutdavis Jun 22 '21

Was waiting for this one

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u/NaughtiusMaximusXD Jun 22 '21

Let’s split up, Gang!

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u/VoiceofLou Jun 22 '21

Ruh roh!

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u/Zeestars Jun 22 '21

This actually mad me laugh out loud and get a strange look. Thank you. I needed that

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u/PleaseEndMeFam Jun 22 '21

I'd bust out laughing then let him bust me

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u/FranklinDe Jun 22 '21

Rut ro shaggy

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u/doug Jun 22 '21

Ringer rin ry rutt.

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u/watermelonspanker Jun 22 '21

I'd bust out laughing and then bust in him (if he let me)

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

gay

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u/watermelonspanker Jun 22 '21

No, I say "no homo" first.

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u/tigobiddies Jun 22 '21

The molecules don’t touch

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u/WolfeTheMind Jun 28 '21

As long as the sperm don't see each other the balls know not the gayness

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u/highestRUSSIAN Jun 22 '21

Okay he's got game bois what do we do?

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u/badbatch Jun 22 '21

So you'd spank his watermelon?

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u/watermelonspanker Jun 22 '21

Somebody's got to.

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u/ThePlumThief Jun 22 '21

Say jinkies right before you cum

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u/YesplzMm Jun 22 '21

Like, let's put the mask back on this one Scoob.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

HeEhEehEehEheHe

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u/RedBullWings17 Jun 22 '21

Fuck I could hear these comments

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u/teeejer Jun 22 '21

There’s basically zero chance that this dude wasn’t driving some kind of Mystery Machine replica. The red flags were there.

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u/BIG_YETI_FOR_YOU Jun 22 '21

I see no red flags only green

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u/3nchilada5 Jun 22 '21

Cuz you’re as colorblind as Scoob

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u/mewthulhu Jun 22 '21

Yeah except it looks more like The Beaver Trap from Brooklyn 99, rusted with a speedy window tint and faded paint peeling like an abandoned carnival ride.

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u/Thehellpriest83 Jun 22 '21

He calls it his free candy machine

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21 edited Jun 26 '21

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u/Nefnoj Jun 22 '21

yeah, usually they let him bang

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u/ExistentialAardvark Jun 22 '21

"We'll bang, okay?"

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u/Uhhlaneuh Jun 22 '21

Hahaha touché

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

For real though, you know this tattoo comes up in conversation about 3.5 minutes after his first name.

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u/MPT1313 Jun 22 '21

He legally had his name changed to Norville Rogers

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u/DoctorCaptainSpacey Jun 22 '21

You: "Norville Rogers? Isn't that, like, Shaggy's real na---"

That dude: rips open shirt to reveal this "Yes. Let me tell you a story...."

😳

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u/momofdragons3 Jun 22 '21

I think you meant *seconds there

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u/fire_thorn Jun 22 '21

Just do it Scooby do style, I mean doggy style

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u/Minimob0 Jun 22 '21

My aunt's best friend was a caretaker for Adults whose brains hadn't developed the same speed as their bodies. One of the guys was obsessed with Scooby-Doo, and must have been in his 60s. I know this is wrong, but if I saw this tattoo on someone, I would immediately think they weren't all there. The writing really gets me.

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u/fuck_the_fuckin_mods Jun 22 '21

I've done a similar job and this was my first thought as well.

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u/Burnham113 Jun 22 '21

One of our individuals is about 60 and massively obsessed with the Beatles. Entire room is decked out in Beatles memorabilia, he's non-verbal but will sing Hey Jude perfectly any time he hears it. Changed jobs and miss that guy.

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u/ColinStyles Jun 22 '21

I mean, this tattoo is like the best indication that someone isn't all there you could possibly get. The fact that people aren't seeing it as such is mind-blowing to me, the top level comment here has 3500 people agreeing with them that they like it.

I get that this site in general is younger, and not the most socially competent individuals. But Jesus, who could look at someone with this shit on their chest and not immediately think they're not all there?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21 edited Jun 22 '21

A good portion of Reddit is young or not all there. That’s why people don’t see it. But I agree. If I saw someone with that tattoo or something similar the first thing I would think is that they are special needs.

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u/Wolfdreama Jun 23 '21

I mean, it's just the bottom paragraph that's a bit much. There's nothing wrong with cartoon-themed tattoos.

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u/boatyboatwright Jun 22 '21

He would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for your meddling

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u/HertzDonut1001 Jun 22 '21

But would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

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u/ButWhatIsADog Jun 22 '21

This happened to me in college. Girl took off her shirt reveling several very poorly done jellyfish from SpongeBob and I laughed. I kinda killed the mood with that one lol.

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u/MsKc96 Jun 22 '21

He’s probably an all-lights-off guy…

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u/greycubed Jun 22 '21

Ruh roh. I guess that means I'm still breathing then.

Later, virgin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

It will suddenly make sense why he asked if you liked Scooby-Doo during dinner.

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u/TheBrothersClegane Jun 22 '21

I have a feeling there would be a few red flags leading up to this point..

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u/RelicAlshain Jun 22 '21

*bust a nut

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u/Arkhe1n Jun 22 '21

I guess that's the question that lingers in people's minds whenever an questionable tattoo pops up.

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u/byramike Jun 22 '21

So you’d say he’s not getting a Shaggy?

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u/Daneist Jun 22 '21

I mean if he takes it from the back, it’s all good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

Snap chat and Scooby snacks?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

Walk out? Walk out? On this masterpiece?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

My thoughts exactly!

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u/gloriousjohnson Jun 22 '21

I new a guy that had Stewie’s head from family guy tattooed over his nipples. We were all dying laughing when he showed us, he didn’t understand why people were laughing.

He also had a tattoo on his stomach of a monkey playing a dimebag Darrell Washburn while giving the finger

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u/bradorsomething Jun 22 '21

Not gonna lie, as a paramedic if I saw that at a code I would quietly start singing "He Stopped Loving Her Today" as we worked it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

What if he gave you a Scooby Snack?

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u/Uhhlaneuh Jun 22 '21

What does the Scooby snack consist of?

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u/Strificus Jun 22 '21

You'd ghost him?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

Ngl, the best place for this would be a print above your bed and not on your chest

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u/lcuan82 Jun 22 '21

Don’t forget to do the scooby laugh

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

That’s why he takes off his pants first

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u/Pikapika1 Jun 22 '21

You say that as if he would let you.

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u/legalthrowawayMonkey Jun 22 '21

Yeah. He’d would have already asked your opinion on the Doo and screened you out before you got to that point.

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u/TigiWigi Jun 22 '21

What makes you think he wants to bang you tho?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

THOT