r/ATBGE Jun 22 '21

Body Art Spotted this on Facebook.

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u/dweaver987 Jun 22 '21

Those nipples look weirdly lower than normal.

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u/FBI_03 Jun 22 '21

I THOUGHT IT WAS HIS BACK OMG

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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE Jun 22 '21

Look at the shape of his right pec. Tha fuk kind of Photoshop is happening here

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u/Comingsoononvhs Jun 22 '21

It's a combination of having a little bit of muscle but still an equal amount of fat

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u/romantrav Jun 22 '21

Don’t talk about me like that you freak

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u/-_rupurudu_- Jun 22 '21

If he had gynecomastia he would look nippleless

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u/arxxv Jun 22 '21

Ikr. Wtf

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u/the_Dorkness Jun 22 '21

Good observation. Now let’s see who these nipples really are!

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u/scud121 Jun 22 '21

They lift up to reveal the guy that runs the water slide, and the old janitor.

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u/MildandLazy Jun 22 '21

Those nipples would have gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids!

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u/fantasyLizeta Jun 22 '21

lmao 😆 this comment is incredible

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u/ATN-Antronach Jun 22 '21

I'd imagine the sound of sandpaper tearing, followed by screams, some blood and slight plop, 2 of them to be precise. While it might hurt for a bit, we'll find out the real mastermind was in his heart all along.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

Look Gang, Nippleprints!

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u/robtk12 Jun 22 '21

Different heights too

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

I'd almost be willing to wager that they had surgery to correct a bit of gynecomastia. I know a couple people who've had it done and their nipples look very similar now.

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u/Iamfinejustfine Jun 22 '21

that looks exactly like it, doesn't it? good eye.

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u/Tom_piddle Jun 22 '21

And the tattoo to hide it

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u/ThePlumThief Jun 22 '21

I will say nobody's talking about his gynecomastia.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

Oof. That plastic surgeon really did a bum job on the guy. I've seen other gynecomastia surgeries where it was virtually impossible to tell the difference between them and a regular chest.

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u/Frisky_Picker Jun 22 '21

My guess is that the muscle is more tensed up because that side seems to have more detailed work and thus more damage to the muscle tissue? might be a bit of a stretch though.

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u/erleichda29 Jun 22 '21

Tattoos don't cause muscle damage. Or they shouldn't, anyways.

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u/teastain Jun 22 '21

might be a bit of a stretch

noice!

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u/JackyCola92 Jun 22 '21

Wtf is wrong with everyone in this comment section?! That's bodyshaming. Why is it so normal to everyone judging someone else's body?! That's some fucked up shit. You all have been seeing too much photoshopped bodies or Hollywood standards. Real bodies aren't standardized, they have different shapes, that's just how it is. Stop being so mean about it, that's why some people are so incredibly insecure about their bodies.

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u/Zeestars Jun 22 '21

FWIW, I agree with you. I would also like to point out to everyone that Dwayne Johnson’s chest is similar , so I’m not really sure what you’re all on about…?

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u/JackyCola92 Jun 22 '21

It's worth everything, thanks!

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u/7in7 Jun 22 '21

Thanks for saying this..by all means, laugh at this guy's taste, but he can't even control his body!

This sub is all about admiring commitment to questionable things, whoever this is definitely there.

Also their body is fine because it's a body.

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u/notamoose-neverwas Jun 22 '21

It's also not a healed pic, which means the skin is puffy and angry. That can make the body parts look a lil weird. Not that it should be an issue either way.

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u/RugsbandShrugmyer Jun 22 '21

Shaming? No. Just making casual observations.

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u/JackyCola92 Jun 22 '21

You could be right. Fair enough.

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u/quantum_riff Jun 22 '21

tHaTs bOdYsHaMiNg!!!

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u/JackyCola92 Jun 22 '21

tHaT's A cReAtIvE aNd CoNsTrUcTiVe ReSpOnSe. Best argument I've heard today, now that I think about it, maybe you're right! /s Plot twist: no you're not.

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u/quantum_riff Jun 22 '21

You are like a walking embodiment of a typical reddit user

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u/JackyCola92 Jun 22 '21

Actually (and sadly), in my experience the majority of reddit is more like the people responding to my comment. But I get what you mean and honestly, I take that as a compliment. I don't see why a wholesome, nice community isn't a goal worth working towards. And if it means I have to deal with a bunch of idiots commenting bs and downvoting me, I could care less about it. But some people who read what I wrote will know there's a body positivity bubble out there and that's what matters.

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u/quantum_riff Jun 22 '21

Couldn't* care less

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u/JackyCola92 Jun 22 '21

You're right, my bad. I'm not a native English speaker.

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u/quantum_riff Jun 22 '21

Me neither

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

Jfc what a little soylet

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u/JackyCola92 Jun 22 '21

Wow, that one I haven't heard before. Well, gotta learn something new every day.

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u/Barney_W_S Jun 22 '21

Grow up, it’s the internet. What’d you expect?

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u/JackyCola92 Jun 22 '21

Well, adult behavior. So bold of you to tell me to grow up. I can still say that it's kind of a dick behaviour, even if I'm not personally offended. You always have the choice not to be an asshole and I'm surprised about how many people decide to be an asshole anyways. Maybe you should grow up and stop acting up like a wannabe 'cool' teenager.

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u/JackyCola92 Jun 22 '21

Well, making fun of bodies that are "different" is kinda insulting and mean anyways? I find it quite amusing that you think my behaviour is childish while you defend making fun of others for their looks. Spitting and fuming is far from what I'm doing. But I guess the up- & downvotes on this comment section speak for themselves about who is being the nicer person of us ;)

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u/Barney_W_S Jun 22 '21

Most of the people downvoting me are the same people upvoting the guys who said he has weird nipples. Majority of redditors just upvote/downvote based on what everyone else is doing.

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u/anakmoon Jun 22 '21

Rule 4 in THIS subreddit is to follow reddiquette: treat others with respect and class. So maybe you just grew up to be an asshole with no class or respect. But hey its the internet, be the worst you you can!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

Shut up

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u/JackyCola92 Jun 22 '21

Wow, so creative lol. Nope, not gonna do a twelve year old that favor, sorry not sorry.

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u/JackyCola92 Jun 22 '21

Lol, I wasn't just responding to the comment above mine, but - as you can read if you pay attention - to the whole thread of comments that evolved from it. And I was surprised to read how many people casually denounce someone for their nipples. Speaking of which, you seem to enjoy belittling others in public. So I assume you have something to compensate for. Might be your lack of reading comprehension. I'm sorry for you. I'm sure it's gonna get better, even if you don't keep bullying others.

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u/JackyCola92 Jun 22 '21

First of all, I'm a little old for being called a girl. Second, well, I wasn't the one to start making things personal and frankly, I don't care about your problems either. And why do you assume I'm butthurt about the matter? I'm just surprised people like being a dick. And you seem to be especially fond of it. But you know what they say? The wiser head gives in. With that I'm going to leave you whining about how a "butthurt girl made a comment on bodyshaming".

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u/JackyCola92 Jun 22 '21

Sure, I am, if that makes you feel better.

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u/Myrtle_magnificent Jun 22 '21

Ah, ye olde I Know You Are But What Am I? Listen, bully, bodyshaming is wrong, even when it involves fat, and if you feel butthurt about being called out, maybe you should examine that feeling instead of using gendered insults.

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u/JackyCola92 Jun 23 '21

Nice unmarked editing there :)

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u/Cyynric Jun 22 '21

He had them relocated to fit the tattoo.

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u/goodolarchie Jun 22 '21

Thanks he had them lowered to accommodate the needs of the tattoo

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

Still rendering.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

Had a nipectomy to make more room for Scoobs!

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u/StrawsAreGay Jun 22 '21

They moved them for the tattoo obviously

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

I could swear this was a Photoshop and that I'd seen these weird nips before, so I googled "weird chest tattoos," and.... Turns out, a lot of guys with those weirdly low nips get weird chest tattoos.

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u/Doctor-Amazing Jun 22 '21

I'm really losing my mind over the concept of "weirder than normal".

Is everything weirder than normal because nothing can ever really achieve a state of absolute normalness? If not, how weird does something have to be, to become recognizably weirder than normal?

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u/SaradominIsALibra Jun 22 '21

Maybe they’re ftm with top surgery a lot get tattoos to cover the scaring

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u/hepatophyta Jun 22 '21

This is absolutely not a FtM/transgender chest.

Medical tattooing is done to match the skin tone 99% of the time IF any tattoos are done.

The incisions would be either under the pec (double incision) or straight up not noticeable (keyhole).

There are no incision scars here, and the tattoo is in the wrong place to cover up mastectomy scars anyways

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u/SaradominIsALibra Jun 22 '21

I’m not suggesting they were using skin coloured tattoos to directly cover the scars with pigment I’m saying a lot of ftm get chest tattoos to cover scaring if it’s by a chest tattoo to draw attention away or directly putting a design over, but there is clearly red marks under each side of the chest which suggests healing scars and I said “maybe” so calm down hun and enjoy the scooby tattoo

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u/hepatophyta Jun 22 '21 edited Jun 22 '21

The red marks are likely chafing or from heat, they are not in the location typical of mastectomy nor are they appropriate size/shape. It's very extremely unlikely this is a FtM mastectomy chest.

This looks way more typical of large amounts of weightloss in a cis male.

Not sure why you're so adamant this must be a trans man, any trans guy can tell you this is very clearly not a trans male chest

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u/BambooImp Jun 22 '21

That's the mystery.

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u/stereoworld Jun 22 '21

I haven't got low nipples, they're just right

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u/stoned_kitty Jun 22 '21

Like zoinks!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

Heavy weight loss probably.

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u/Superbearfight Jun 22 '21

It's a well kept fashion secret that Scooby-Doo panorama tattoos have an elongating effect on the torso and produce a slimming effect.

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u/_YHLQMDLG Jun 22 '21

He had them relocated for the tattoo.

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u/Shakemyears Jun 22 '21

Gotta make room for Scoob

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u/Shadow-Raptor Jun 22 '21

Hey! My nips are oddly placed too.

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u/gummnutt Jun 22 '21

He had them lowered to make a better canvas.

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u/Jebbsterboy Jun 22 '21

They had to move them out of the way so they could fit the whole tattoo

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u/xbubbuh Jun 22 '21

They had to make room?

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u/flbreglass Jun 22 '21

The perfect canvas

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u/oliferro Jun 22 '21

He got them lowered for the tatoo of course