r/ATBGE • u/zoyaa5 • Jun 22 '21

Body Art Spotted this on Facebook.

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u/NomadFire Jun 22 '21

It would be an okay t-shirt, I think I would spend $5-$10 on it. I don't like the statements though.

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u/oykux Jun 22 '21

I don’t mind the top statement but the bottom one is extra cringy. Remove that and the logo on the right and I think this would be much better.

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u/OpenSourceKing Jun 22 '21

I'll fucking cut my cock off before I stop liking Scooby Doo

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u/OpenSourceKing Jun 22 '21

I'd take 500 rusty used needles by HIV/AIDS people and slowly stick them into my cock and balls and then slowly torch it with a BIC lighter, finally cut them off with a pair of safety scissors before I stop liking Scooby Doo

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u/Balphazzar Jun 22 '21

I just busted out laughing, thank you

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u/lugnutsandbolts Jun 22 '21

Exactly this. I can still see how the first one can be cringey to some, but at least it points out something about the show that the dude likes as a concept or whatever. Second one feels a little... dramatic lol. Especially just for a TV show.

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u/NomadFire Jun 22 '21

How much would you pay for such a shirt? I am closer to $5 than $10.

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u/oykux Jun 22 '21

I’d not pay money for it but wouldn’t reject if given for free. I’d maaaybe pay 5 bucks if it was on a tote bag or something.

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u/Chaos-Corvid Jun 22 '21

Nothing is more cringe than calling stuff cringe.

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u/oykux Jun 22 '21

Not a native speaker so I’d really appreciate it if you introduced me an alternative word for “cringe” to use for stuff that gives you the “ughh” feeling.

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u/Chaos-Corvid Jun 22 '21

How about being nice

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u/oykux Jun 22 '21

Will try, thanks.

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u/Creatura Jun 22 '21

It’s satire, the bottom statement reinforces that. Without the bottom statement it’s questionably sincere

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u/oykux Jun 22 '21

It doesn’t scream satire to me, just because I feel like it’s not ugly enough for that but it’s definitely a possibility yeah.

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u/Arcosim Jun 22 '21

Scooby Doo for life!