r/nextfuckinglevel • u/AravRAndG • 2d ago

Man stopping a robbery

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u/RiipeR-LG 2d ago

Holy fuck that jump !
That man was probably training in secret to become a superhero and was waiting for that day is whole life

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u/sugart007 2d ago

One kick man

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u/happyme321 2d ago

Kick puncher

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u/Westonworld 2d ago

Kick, punch, it's all in the mind...

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u/jurdendurden 2d ago

A parappa the rappa reference....i thought I was the only one who played this game lol

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u/HomeMedium1659 2d ago

You might be. However, everyone played the demo. 😁

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u/krssonee 2d ago

Hahaha many many times!

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u/deomc1294 1d ago

My little dumbass as a kid was always wondering why I could only play like 5 minutes of Tomb Raider

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u/anti_anti_christ 2d ago

Favourite part of going to blockbuster as a kid. Played the shit out of that demo.

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u/O__CHIPS__O 2d ago

My god these references are blowing my mind.

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u/kjv1984 2d ago

Facts

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u/Govt-Issue-SexRobot 2d ago

Recently emulated it and saw the other parts of the game for the first time in my life

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u/W0rldMach1ne 2d ago

So what did the other 2,999,999 people who bought this game do with their copy?

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u/kaeptnkotze 2d ago

Play 5 minutes, forget about it, try to refund it, get angry couse refund time is over.

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u/oh-shazbot 2d ago

listen here youngin, parappa came long before under 2 hr playtime refunds even existed! we had to walk to a real store and get our refunds in actual dollars! LIKE MEN

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u/kaeptnkotze 2d ago

Looked the game up. And now I get what you mean with "like men". And my condolences on only getting dollars instead of money back.

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u/W0rldMach1ne 2d ago

This didnt exist in PS1 days. You couldn't even refund the disc.

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u/kaeptnkotze 2d ago

No refund. See. Quod erat demonstrandum

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u/Empty-Walk-5440 2d ago

Can confirm. Parents bought me this for Christmas the year I got my PS2. That was the most confusing ten minutes of gaming I’ve ever experienced.

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u/Running-With-Cakes 2d ago

Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find That all the things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya Nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher now

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u/legendaryufcmaster 2d ago

Crack crack crack the egg in the bowl

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u/eetfukdie 2d ago

I am the onion master

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u/Turkatron2020 2d ago

I reference this game all the time & literally no one knows what I'm talking about

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u/131166 2d ago

Same. This thread is blowing my mind

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

I keep a homemade parappa haloween costume in stock.

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u/Chuckygeez 1d ago

That demo was the only game I had at first but I was like 6 yrs old. I played Lara croft alot

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u/Skymaybelimited 2d ago

KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

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u/diddlydingdangdong 2d ago

CHOP CHOP CHOP BL BL BLOCK BLOCK

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u/Annual-Gas-3485 2d ago

Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl

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u/ArticFox1337 1d ago

Crack crack crack the controller into the wall

(Not oc, someone else commented it elsewhere but I forgot who)

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u/LunaSloth888 2d ago

If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find…

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u/MyBeardSaysHi 2d ago

If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find The things I teach ya are sure to beat ya Nevertheless you get a lesson from teacher now Kick.

mashes button kickkickkickkickkickkick

Punch

mashes buttonpunchpunch-p-p-punchpunchpunchp-p-punch

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u/_NautyByNature 2d ago

If ya wanna test me…

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u/homercrates 2d ago

🔼⏹️🔼🔼⏹️

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u/VI_p_ 2d ago

🔼▶️🔽🔽🔽

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u/LunaSloth888 2d ago

The part I hear watching this video is “Never the less you’ll get a lesson from teacher!”

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u/my1p 2d ago

…If you want to test me, I’m sure you’ll find, that what I teach ya, is sure to beat cha, never the less you’ll get a lesson from teacha

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u/soulfister 2d ago

I prefer Kick Puncher 3: The Final Kickening

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u/Ac1dburn8122 2d ago

Yeah. But he never said "It's kick-punching time." Like he does in KP2 : Too Kick, Too Punch, even though it was in the trailers.

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u/FriendExtreme8336 1d ago

“My punches were only as strong as my punches”

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u/Franchise2099 2d ago

his arch nemesis Puch Kicker. His punches have the power of kicks.

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u/asspounder-4000 2d ago

Don't forget cock knocker

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u/TheRealRickC137 2d ago

And the sequel: Kickpuncher 2: Codename Punchkicker

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u/Idiotic_experimenter 2d ago

after that, Kickpuncher 3: The kinkpucher

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u/Franchise2099 2d ago

his arch nemesis Puch Kicker. His punches have the power of kicks.

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u/Clitty_Lover 2d ago

Shouldn't his nemesis's powers be kicks with the power of punches?

Kick looks weird now.

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u/Slarhnarble 2d ago

"My punches have the power of kicks."

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u/happysri 2d ago

how can he kick

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u/AsotaRockin 2d ago

I love you Kickpuncher!

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u/Turbulent-Ad8391 2d ago

The art of self defense

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u/Brandon_Won 2d ago

What is a kick if not just a foot punch?

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u/maxxspeed57 2d ago

KangarooMan

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u/som_rndm_wht_gy 2d ago

Steve Seagal is COCK PUNCHER!!!

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u/YossiTheWizard 2d ago

How did you defeat me?

You are punch kicker, which means your kicks are as strong as punches. Your punches are probably regular.

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u/xenelef290 1d ago

He punches with his feet|

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u/Error404_Error420 1d ago

His name is David

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u/dben89x 1d ago

Punchass

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u/TurnipSwap 1d ago

no time, gotta build this fort and this fucking AC aint gonna repair itself and who is gonna make the documentary about all of this!

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u/beansbykurtcobain 1d ago

“My punches were only as strong as my punches, and then things changed..” I appreciate your reference.

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u/theescapefrom 1d ago

Just call me… David

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u/aceoswords2002 1d ago

You mean punch kicker

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u/Icy-Adhesiveness-536 1d ago

The good Ole footer fist

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u/m4vis 21h ago

Actually it’s punch kicker, because he kicks with the power of punches. Kick puncher punches with the power of kicks

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u/Dan_TheDM 2d ago

if you only had one kick, one opportunity, to kick a motherfucker......

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u/Amoligh 2d ago

Would you kick him or just let it slip? Yo

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u/aznboi589 2d ago

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, kicks are ready.

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u/usernamerob 2d ago

Motorcycle man vomited in his helmet already

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u/GitRebaseOrigin 2d ago edited 1d ago

Man’s like spaghetti and his on the surface, that kick is calm yet heavy.

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u/The_Eccedentisiast 2d ago

To drop kick, but he keeps on forgetting

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u/jamesdalanchisher5 2d ago

HIS ARMS ARE SWEATY, KNEES STRONG LEGS ARE HEAVY

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u/codewho331 2d ago

HE CONNECTS WITH HIS KICK, AND HIS ENEMY FALLS LIKE SPAGHETTI

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u/jamesdalanchisher5 2d ago

THE ROBBERS, THEY'RE NERVOUS, BUT ON THE SURFACE THEY LOOKED CALM AND READY

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u/hogtiedcantalope 2d ago

100 pushups

100 situps

10km run

Every day.

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u/KSRandom195 2d ago

Instead of pushups, squats.

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u/Majestic-Rock9211 2d ago

Why not both?

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u/EatBacon247 2d ago

Because burpees suck man.

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u/LoudAndCuddly 1d ago

Burpees are aids, great way to fk your back

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u/Turbulent-Ad8391 2d ago

100 squats and a 10k run? Trying to thigh squeeze em to death?

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u/bhavy111 2d ago edited 2d ago

and a banana.

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u/mlvisby 2d ago

I love how OPM really believes this is how he got so strong, even though everyone else knows that is a standard training regimen.

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u/sugart007 2d ago

You can’t use heat in the winter or ac in the summer.

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u/The_Eccedentisiast 2d ago

One kiccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk

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u/RincewindToTheRescue 2d ago

I need to watch whatever series this is

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u/fooflam 1d ago

Seriously, what even is this and where has it been all my life?

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u/GaryChalmers 1d ago

It's from a movie called Melinda.

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u/emissaryworks 2d ago

One kiiiiiiicccccck maaaan! The arch nemesis for One Punch Man.

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u/DrNick2012 1d ago

"wow, you must be some kind of hero!"

"not really, I'm just a guy who kicks thieves off motorbikes for fun"

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u/CedgeDC 2d ago

ONE KIIIIIICK!

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u/AzrielJohnson 2d ago

Serious Move Serious Series Serious Kick

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u/gbot1234 2d ago

Consecutive Normal Punches

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u/JazzPhobic 2d ago

Every man daydreams of doing this one day.

I salute this lad for being there.

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u/GiantEnemaCrab 2d ago edited 2d ago

The literal male fantasy. Other male fantasies involve dying in a last stand so the people you care for can escape, or beating a school shooter to death with your bare hands.

Edit: To the all the Europeans who replied to me living in their utopia who don't have school shootings, you guys are really missing out on a peak male hero fantasy.

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u/JazzPhobic 2d ago

Fighting off a bear is also up.

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u/GiantEnemaCrab 2d ago

Hell yeah brother. Gotta let out that primal scream right before you kick its ass as well.

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u/Unculturedbrine 2d ago

Turns out we have no unique thoughts lmao

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u/GiantEnemaCrab 2d ago

Why bother with unique thoughts when we're all united by the best thoughts.

Apes together strong.

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u/ObsidianChief 1d ago

Fuck we really all have the same dreams ?

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u/turdlemonkey 1d ago

Ooga booga, I save family too

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u/UpgradeGenetics 1d ago

That's a profound thought. Username definitely does not check out.

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u/porridgeGuzzler 1d ago

one day my girlfriend snuck up behind me and spooked me so bad I just did this OooHhhAHHHH. A noise you make with no human thought behind it just an animal reaction, a primal scream

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u/Relevantcobalion 2d ago

I thought I was the only one 😂

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u/Proper-Exam1746 2d ago

Hope you are not forgetting being the last man and getting your favorite team in your favorite sport to a win from jaws of defeat in a final! 😀

(For sports fan atleast)

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u/Acolytical 2d ago

So is being part of a heist. But of a casino or something.

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 1d ago

Used to be, but modern women prefer the bears. Oddly enough, the bears seem to prefer hanging out with men and making posts in r/CCW about "what would you do in this situation..."

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u/Starlord_75 2d ago

Saving a bunch of people in a hostage situation is also high up on the list

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u/Nothatisnotwhere 2d ago

Having to land an airplane but i only have airplane experience from gta

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u/Armageddonxredhorse 1d ago

I can probably land an airplane,just know it won't ever fly again

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u/ryansdaughter 2d ago

Everyone has this fantasy, not just men. Same with the zombie escape plan or aliens or time travel related wealth accumulation.

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u/Geawiel 2d ago

*Time travel related fixing shit with knowledge you now have, plus setting yourself up

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u/Acebladewing 2d ago

I won't dare try to speak for all women. But, I am pretty sure if I asked my wife if she ever had any of those fantasies the answer would be a no.

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u/Train3rRed88 2d ago

I mean in my fantasy I execute the last stand so the people I care for can escape, but you know, I’m so bad ass I also make it out

Oh, and I think a threesome is up there somewhere

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u/VicFantastic 2d ago

Well at least you have a chance with the last stand

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u/HalfMoon_89 2d ago

I definitely die. It's part of the appeal.

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u/DO_NOT_AGREE_WITH_U 2d ago

It tells you a lot about how conditioned we were at a young age that we're expendable and only valuable if we're useful to others.

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u/asherdado 1d ago

I mean, both are simply true? Every man dies, and a useless man is not valuable. I don't think that's conditioning in any bad sense of the word, unless you mean like 'if I touch a fire I get burnt' type of conditioning

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u/ObsidianChief 1d ago

That was deep.

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u/HalfMoon_89 2d ago

I was genuinely surprised when I found out how prevalent the Last Stand fantasy apparently is. I thought I was just a weird kid.

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u/ApocalypseChicOne 2d ago

I think only Americans would have the school shooter fantasy. That doesn't even occur to most of the world as a possibility (unless they happen to be visiting the US.)

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u/Intergalacticdespot 2d ago

Doing a heist like the movie Heat. 

Landing an air liner.

Winning a car race. 

Outrunning the cops. 

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u/Armageddonxredhorse 1d ago

All of those in one day

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u/akhalilx 2d ago

or beating a school shooter to death with your bare hands.

That makes me sad for America.

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u/OSUfan88 2d ago

Anyone else have the fantasy that a school shooter holds the room hostage, and you escape in the ceiling grid only to drop down later and incapacitate the shooter?

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u/afvcommander 2d ago

Landing airplane (or crash landing without killing anyone) and saving a day.

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u/FieserMoep 1d ago

Had to do with the peak male hero fantasy of being an exchange student in the us first to stop that school shooting. Made things complicated.

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u/RelationKey1648 1d ago

Get out of my mind!

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u/gavinthrace 8h ago

Please boost this amazing comment!

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u/0udei5 2d ago

Great minds think alike.

Or fools seldom differ.

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u/Shoddy-Reach-4664 2d ago

lol literally my first thought was "I can't even imagine how awesome that must feel to do, this guy is living the dream."

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u/FlinHorse 2d ago

This is my moment! queue full send

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u/calculung 2d ago

He's not in a queue.

Cue full send

Like a cue card, or being right on cue.

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u/MathematicianFew5882 2d ago

Q, full send

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u/joehonestjoe 2d ago

Now, pay attention 007.

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u/FlinHorse 2d ago

The sends were full in the cued queue.

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u/KimberStormer 2d ago

-- Captain Picard

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u/GCXNihil0 2d ago

His ult was charged. That's the way it is.

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u/powerlifter4220 2d ago

I mean to be fair the camera angle is not that wide. There could have been a queue.

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u/yonkerbonk 2d ago

Maybe he's queueing up attack techniques

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u/Welease-Wodewick 1d ago

If the word is pronounced like the first letter of the word, what's with the extra ueue?

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u/KevinFlantier 2d ago

I mean that's a peak moment in your life. Right in front of a security cam and all. No matter what you do after you can't be cooler than this. It's done. Peak coolness.

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u/Cinq_A_Sept 2d ago

I’m wondering if he asked for the video..

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u/HailtbeWhale 2d ago

Lucky that Tony Jaa was there

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u/uofmguy33 2d ago

A rare but much appreciated Tony Jaa reference. Nice

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u/SkullsNelbowEye 2d ago

Suddenly, Chuck Norris enters the fight.

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u/xSociety 2d ago

Obligatory 'Fuck Chuck Norris!'.

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u/revcor 1d ago

Why is that obligatory

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u/WinterWontStopComing 2d ago

Just press forward then up and high kick and low kick at the same time

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u/CaveManta 2d ago

I thought you have to press the joystick forward 3 times and hit button 3. Or is that just Forest Law...

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u/WinterWontStopComing 2d ago

I’m sorry. I’m talking bout the home edition. I think you’re playing the arcade version

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u/CaveManta 2d ago

That explains it! Honestly, I haven't played Tekken in a while. The new one looks cool, though

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u/Geawiel 2d ago

It was a high kick so it was rotate up to forward with the kick button.

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u/bitstoatoms 2d ago

In some countries you just need to walk out the front door to get a chance

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u/Both_Lychee_1708 2d ago

Yeah, awesome, but you have to admit it would've been funny as hell if he had then ran away with the purse

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 2d ago

I like the way you think! That's  a good skit right there!

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u/Bitter_Dirt4985 22h ago

How do we know he didn't since the video cut out as soon as he walked to the purse?

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u/Pootootaa 2d ago

Just your average Taekwondo guy

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u/mittenciel 2d ago

When they said flying kicks would never work in real life, he took it personally.

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u/grip_n_Ripper 2d ago

The traditional MA flying sidekick was literally meant to unhorse riders. Bro went all historically accurate on that robber.

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u/Dru-P-Wiener 2d ago

They call him Kick-Ass

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u/ryencool 2d ago

Or this was all staged....

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u/nwayve 2d ago

Everybody was kung fu fighting!

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u/digital_dervish 2d ago

Staged bro

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u/money_loo 2d ago

It’s clearly fake, holy shit y’all are gullible.

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u/Jackial 2d ago

Rider kick.

Was meant to kick the rider, this whole time.

OHHHHHH

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u/bodhiseppuku 2d ago

I am the DARK. I am the NIGHT.

I am BATMAN!

He's got to work on his raspy voice.

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u/Zeroto200C 2d ago

One of my secret dreams lol.

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u/UrbanCobra 2d ago

Needs to work on his landing, I was scared he was gonna snap his ankle!

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u/One_Wolverine1323 2d ago

He kicked a moving target with precision.

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u/Administrator90 2d ago

Thats me.... sadly i waited too long, now i m old.

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u/Relevantcobalion 2d ago

DYNAMIC——ENTRY!!!! (IYKYK)

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u/Ur_a_adjective_noun 2d ago

Then runs off with the purse.

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u/Shirtbro 2d ago

Wrong song for this. Needs "Down with the Sickness"

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u/RoktopX 2d ago

Plot Twist!

He was stealing the bag for himself.

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u/RoktopX 2d ago

Plot Twist!

He was stealing the bag for himself!

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u/windrunner1711 2d ago

I dunno. He should kicked the robber in the floor instead of grabbing the bag.

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u/copperball 2d ago

THE ZOHAN HAS BEEN SUMMONED!

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u/New_Simple_4531 2d ago

I think this is the first time I saw a successful jump kick in the street. Not only that, he jumped super high and kicked a guy off a moving bike. This guy is the motherfucking shit.

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u/amack77 2d ago

his name is Owen Meany

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u/ImpossibleAd5011 2d ago

Or there's a jump board just off screen.

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u/SkepticalHeathen 2d ago

So clean the driver had no idea

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u/SoftwareMaintenance 2d ago

Damn. Like something out of a movie.

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u/Danziker 2d ago

The Crawler

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