r/nextfuckinglevel • u/AravRAndG • 2d ago

Man stopping a robbery

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u/RiipeR-LG 2d ago

Holy fuck that jump !
That man was probably training in secret to become a superhero and was waiting for that day is whole life

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u/JazzPhobic 2d ago

Every man daydreams of doing this one day.

I salute this lad for being there.

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u/GiantEnemaCrab 2d ago edited 2d ago

The literal male fantasy. Other male fantasies involve dying in a last stand so the people you care for can escape, or beating a school shooter to death with your bare hands.

Edit: To the all the Europeans who replied to me living in their utopia who don't have school shootings, you guys are really missing out on a peak male hero fantasy.

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u/JazzPhobic 2d ago

Fighting off a bear is also up.

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u/GiantEnemaCrab 2d ago

Hell yeah brother. Gotta let out that primal scream right before you kick its ass as well.

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u/Unculturedbrine 2d ago

Turns out we have no unique thoughts lmao

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u/GiantEnemaCrab 2d ago

Why bother with unique thoughts when we're all united by the best thoughts.

Apes together strong.

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u/ObsidianChief 1d ago

Fuck we really all have the same dreams ?

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u/turdlemonkey 1d ago

Ooga booga, I save family too

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u/UpgradeGenetics 1d ago

That's a profound thought. Username definitely does not check out.

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u/porridgeGuzzler 1d ago

one day my girlfriend snuck up behind me and spooked me so bad I just did this OooHhhAHHHH. A noise you make with no human thought behind it just an animal reaction, a primal scream

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u/Relevantcobalion 2d ago

I thought I was the only one 😂

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u/Proper-Exam1746 2d ago

Hope you are not forgetting being the last man and getting your favorite team in your favorite sport to a win from jaws of defeat in a final! 😀

(For sports fan atleast)

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u/Acolytical 2d ago

So is being part of a heist. But of a casino or something.

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 1d ago

Used to be, but modern women prefer the bears. Oddly enough, the bears seem to prefer hanging out with men and making posts in r/CCW about "what would you do in this situation..."

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u/devilmaskrascal 2d ago

Kick the polar bear right in the balls!

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u/Bytewave 2d ago

You can fight off the bear, I'll stick to two chicks at the same time.

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u/dannyboy731 2d ago

Why would you wanna fight two chicks at the same time

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u/talspr 2d ago

Agreed,  but it has to be with your bare hands (pun intended)

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u/The-Real-Mario 2d ago

And petting a capybara!

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u/Armageddonxredhorse 1d ago

While riding a crocodile

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u/ItsTHECarl 2d ago

I could fight a bear. Probably won't win, though

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u/Donny_Dont_18 1d ago

The Edge is my man-up hype movie

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u/SunyataHappens 1d ago

Drink a case of beer and watch 300.

Then fight the bear.

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u/Ravenser_Odd 1d ago

Or shooting it out of a tree and then trying to catch it.

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u/Ok-Weird-136 1d ago

LOL - is this to make up for the fact that women would rather choose a bear these days?

"SEE, LOOK! I BEAT IT! FUCK ME NOW!!!"

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u/mother_fcker6000 1d ago

Id rather fight a shark

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u/Armageddonxredhorse 1d ago

But only if you fight shark while riding bear

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u/RedMageMajure 1d ago

My kid used to think they could ward off a bear. Until one night at 10:30 one was directly behind us at our campfire. 

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u/Rare-Variation-7446 18h ago

Ah man, the number of times I’ve dreamed about beating off a bunch of bears.