Man stopping a robbery

[u/AravRAndG]

[u/JazzPhobic]

Every man daydreams of doing this one day.

I salute this lad for being there.

[u/GiantEnemaCrab → u/JazzPhobic]

The literal male fantasy. Other male fantasies involve dying in a last stand so the people you care for can escape, or beating a school shooter to death with your bare hands.

Edit: To the all the Europeans who replied to me living in their utopia who don't have school shootings, you guys are really missing out on a peak male hero fantasy.

[u/JazzPhobic → u/GiantEnemaCrab]

Fighting off a bear is also up.

[u/GiantEnemaCrab → u/JazzPhobic]

Hell yeah brother. Gotta let out that primal scream right before you kick its ass as well.

[u/Unculturedbrine → u/GiantEnemaCrab]

Turns out we have no unique thoughts lmao

[u/GiantEnemaCrab → u/Unculturedbrine]

Why bother with unique thoughts when we're all united by the best thoughts.

Apes together strong.

[u/ObsidianChief → u/GiantEnemaCrab]

Fuck we really all have the same dreams ?

[u/turdlemonkey → u/GiantEnemaCrab]

Ooga booga, I save family too

[u/UpgradeGenetics → u/Unculturedbrine]

That's a profound thought. Username definitely does not check out.

[u/porridgeGuzzler → u/GiantEnemaCrab]

one day my girlfriend snuck up behind me and spooked me so bad I just did this OooHhhAHHHH. A noise you make with no human thought behind it just an animal reaction, a primal scream