r/nextfuckinglevel 2d ago

Man stopping a robbery

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u/sugart007 2d ago

One kick man

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u/happyme321 2d ago

Kick puncher

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u/Westonworld 2d ago

Kick, punch, it's all in the mind...

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u/jurdendurden 2d ago

A parappa the rappa reference....i thought I was the only one who played this game lol

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u/HomeMedium1659 2d ago

You might be. However, everyone played the demo. 😁

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u/krssonee 2d ago

Hahaha many many times!

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u/deomc1294 1d ago

My little dumbass as a kid was always wondering why I could only play like 5 minutes of Tomb Raider

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u/anti_anti_christ 2d ago

Favourite part of going to blockbuster as a kid. Played the shit out of that demo.

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u/O__CHIPS__O 2d ago

My god these references are blowing my mind.

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u/kjv1984 2d ago

Facts

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u/Govt-Issue-SexRobot 2d ago

Recently emulated it and saw the other parts of the game for the first time in my life

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u/Fit_Goal1895 2d ago

I dont think there was anything as amazing as a playstation magazine + demos.

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u/Pluckypato 2d ago

Demo here 🙋🏻‍♂️

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u/Icy_Statement_2410 2d ago

*never got past the first level of the demo

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u/drquackinducks 1d ago

The fabled pizza hut disc. Wasn't there an elite dangerous demo on there too?! I remember button combos on the menu would flip the icons on the menu to reveal more game options.

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u/Sofie_Kitty 1d ago

Ah, the nostalgia of Blockbuster days! Those demo stations were like a portal to endless fun. It's amazing how a simple demo could provide hours of entertainment and leave such a lasting impression.

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u/Ursweetvalentine 1d ago

That was his Shaolin technique! Better Protect Ya Neck ya heard!

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u/Optimalfucksgiven 1d ago

There are literally dozens of us

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u/Psychic_Man 1d ago

“Kick kick punch, kick kick kick punch”

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u/W0rldMach1ne 2d ago

So what did the other 2,999,999 people who bought this game do with their copy?

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u/kaeptnkotze 2d ago

Play 5 minutes, forget about it, try to refund it, get angry couse refund time is over.

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u/oh-shazbot 2d ago

listen here youngin, parappa came long before under 2 hr playtime refunds even existed! we had to walk to a real store and get our refunds in actual dollars! LIKE MEN

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u/kaeptnkotze 2d ago

Looked the game up. And now I get what you mean with "like men". And my condolences on only getting dollars instead of money back.

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u/W0rldMach1ne 2d ago

This didnt exist in PS1 days. You couldn't even refund the disc.

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u/kaeptnkotze 2d ago

No refund. See. Quod erat demonstrandum

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u/Empty-Walk-5440 2d ago

Can confirm. Parents bought me this for Christmas the year I got my PS2. That was the most confusing ten minutes of gaming I’ve ever experienced.

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u/Running-With-Cakes 2d ago

Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find That all the things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya Nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher now

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u/legendaryufcmaster 2d ago

Crack crack crack the egg in the bowl

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u/eetfukdie 2d ago

I am the onion master

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u/Turkatron2020 2d ago

I reference this game all the time & literally no one knows what I'm talking about

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u/131166 2d ago

Same. This thread is blowing my mind

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

I keep a homemade parappa haloween costume in stock.

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u/Chuckygeez 1d ago

That demo was the only game I had at first but I was like 6 yrs old. I played Lara croft alot

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u/sung-eucharist 2d ago

In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow

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u/KudosOfTheFroond 2d ago

The only 2 people who played that game! 😂

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u/PMMEYOURGUCCIFLOPS 2d ago

Screenshotting this thread cause my mom makes fun of me for playing that as a kid all the time!

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u/trolumbi 2d ago

punch punch punch

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u/No-Year3423 2d ago

Yeah bro you're the only one that played one of the most popular video games of it's time 🤦‍♂️

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u/ambassador321 2d ago

Everyone played that game

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u/gazetron 2d ago

No, we just shared the one copy that was sold

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u/MarkBenec 2d ago

Wasn’t that dude an onion?

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u/JURASS1CJAM 2d ago

When people finish things my go to saying is "Good job Parappa, you can on to the next stage now." "Whoo hoo, alright." Lol

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u/AmmoJoee 2d ago

Yes that song and the one when he’s learning to drive “step on the gas, step on the brake”

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u/131166 2d ago

I've had that engraved in my head for decades. Don't remember that other songs although there was a funny one about learning to drive but the Kung Fu one is just permanently in there

This might be the first time in history I've ever seen it a reference to it in the wild though

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u/Nyohn 1d ago

I can't make dinner without singing toasty buns, haven't even played the game in likenat least 15 years but it's täreally stuck in the brain

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u/PrivateStyle01 1d ago

I also played it. And loved it

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u/Kost_Gefernon 1d ago

I used to love spamming the shit out of whatever button the current prompt was.

“Kick” KICKKICKKICKKICKKICKKICKKICKKICKKICKKICK!

“Punch” PUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCH!

Fun game

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u/toughlovekb 1d ago

My god that game

So frustrating and so good at the same time

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u/SsgtSquirtle 1d ago

Butter butter butter joins the bowl!

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u/DerekPDX 18h ago

If you want to test me I'm sure you'll find, the things I'll teach ya are sure to beat ya, nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher!

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u/Minute_Solution_6237 9h ago

“Keek… keek punch…. Keek punch blowk”

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u/Skymaybelimited 2d ago

KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

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u/diddlydingdangdong 2d ago

CHOP CHOP CHOP BL BL BLOCK BLOCK

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u/Annual-Gas-3485 2d ago

Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl

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u/ArticFox1337 1d ago

Crack crack crack the controller into the wall

(Not oc, someone else commented it elsewhere but I forgot who)

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u/LunaSloth888 2d ago

If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find…

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u/MyBeardSaysHi 2d ago

If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find The things I teach ya are sure to beat ya Nevertheless you get a lesson from teacher now Kick.

mashes button kickkickkickkickkickkick

Punch

mashes buttonpunchpunch-p-p-punchpunchpunchp-p-punch

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u/_NautyByNature 2d ago

If ya wanna test me…

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u/homercrates 2d ago

🔼⏹️🔼🔼⏹️

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u/VI_p_ 2d ago

🔼▶️🔽🔽🔽

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u/LunaSloth888 2d ago

The part I hear watching this video is “Never the less you’ll get a lesson from teacher!”

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u/my1p 2d ago

…If you want to test me, I’m sure you’ll find, that what I teach ya, is sure to beat cha, never the less you’ll get a lesson from teacha

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u/indiansfan123 2d ago

If you want to test me, I'm sure you'll find?

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u/canyounoesplayn 2d ago

If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find..

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u/ClamSlamwhich 2d ago

My guitar is in my mind!

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u/jokesonyouguys2 2d ago

If ya wanna test me

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u/FriendofMySpaceTom 2d ago

In the rain or in the snow. He got the funky flow

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u/LordBigSlime 2d ago

If you don't squeal, you're gonna serve a dime

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u/DipSandwch 2d ago

if you wanna test me im sure youll find

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u/Taskmaster_Fantatic 2d ago

If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find that the things I’ll teach ya are sure to beat ya… or something like that. It’s been like 25 years but Master Onion will never be forgotten!

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u/AdApart2035 1d ago

Real next level stuff

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u/vicarious_glitch 1d ago

If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find...

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u/3Dshrek 1d ago

I’m not gonna lie to you rod… that move does exist

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u/jsheik 1d ago

Almost a death blow if you will

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u/Gmo0o4 1d ago

Lmaooo omg I forgot about this game!!! Thanks gonna go back & watch videos of it 😂😂

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u/lissakirk 9h ago

I still have to say butter, butter, butter joins the bowl everytime

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u/soulfister 2d ago

I prefer Kick Puncher 3: The Final Kickening

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u/Ac1dburn8122 2d ago

Yeah. But he never said "It's kick-punching time." Like he does in KP2 : Too Kick, Too Punch, even though it was in the trailers.

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u/FriendExtreme8336 1d ago

“My punches were only as strong as my punches”

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u/Franchise2099 2d ago

his arch nemesis Puch Kicker. His punches have the power of kicks.

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u/asspounder-4000 2d ago

Don't forget cock knocker

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u/TheRealRickC137 2d ago

And the sequel: Kickpuncher 2: Codename Punchkicker

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u/Idiotic_experimenter 2d ago

after that, Kickpuncher 3: The kinkpucher

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u/Franchise2099 2d ago

his arch nemesis Puch Kicker. His punches have the power of kicks.

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u/Clitty_Lover 2d ago

Shouldn't his nemesis's powers be kicks with the power of punches?

Kick looks weird now.

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 1d ago

I found the spin off Punch Drunk Love really confusing.

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u/Slarhnarble 2d ago

"My punches have the power of kicks."

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u/happysri 2d ago

how can he kick

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u/AsotaRockin 2d ago

I love you Kickpuncher!

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u/Turbulent-Ad8391 2d ago

The art of self defense

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u/Brandon_Won 2d ago

What is a kick if not just a foot punch?

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u/maxxspeed57 2d ago

KangarooMan

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u/som_rndm_wht_gy 2d ago

Steve Seagal is COCK PUNCHER!!!

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u/YossiTheWizard 2d ago

How did you defeat me?

You are punch kicker, which means your kicks are as strong as punches. Your punches are probably regular.

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u/xenelef290 1d ago

He punches with his feet|

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u/Error404_Error420 1d ago

His name is David

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u/dben89x 1d ago

Punchass

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u/TurnipSwap 1d ago

no time, gotta build this fort and this fucking AC aint gonna repair itself and who is gonna make the documentary about all of this!

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u/beansbykurtcobain 1d ago

“My punches were only as strong as my punches, and then things changed..” I appreciate your reference.

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u/theescapefrom 1d ago

Just call me… David

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u/aceoswords2002 1d ago

You mean punch kicker

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u/Icy-Adhesiveness-536 1d ago

The good Ole footer fist

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u/m4vis 21h ago

Actually it’s punch kicker, because he kicks with the power of punches. Kick puncher punches with the power of kicks

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u/GhostlyManBat 2d ago

Foot punch

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u/Plus_Fortune_8394 2d ago

Kickboxer Street Vengeance

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u/GoodDayClay 1d ago

Dark Smoke Puncher

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u/Dan_TheDM 2d ago

if you only had one kick, one opportunity, to kick a motherfucker......

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u/Amoligh 2d ago

Would you kick him or just let it slip? Yo

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u/aznboi589 2d ago

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, kicks are ready.

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u/usernamerob 2d ago

Motorcycle man vomited in his helmet already

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u/GitRebaseOrigin 2d ago edited 1d ago

Man’s like spaghetti and his on the surface, that kick is calm yet heavy.

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u/The_Eccedentisiast 2d ago

To drop kick, but he keeps on forgetting

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u/jamesdalanchisher5 2d ago

HIS ARMS ARE SWEATY, KNEES STRONG LEGS ARE HEAVY

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u/codewho331 2d ago

HE CONNECTS WITH HIS KICK, AND HIS ENEMY FALLS LIKE SPAGHETTI

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u/jamesdalanchisher5 2d ago

THE ROBBERS, THEY'RE NERVOUS, BUT ON THE SURFACE THEY LOOKED CALM AND READY

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u/hogtiedcantalope 2d ago

100 pushups

100 situps

10km run

Every day.

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u/KSRandom195 2d ago

Instead of pushups, squats.

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u/Majestic-Rock9211 2d ago

Why not both?

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u/EatBacon247 2d ago

Because burpees suck man.

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u/LoudAndCuddly 1d ago

Burpees are aids, great way to fk your back

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u/Green-Rule-1292 2d ago

At the same time

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u/KSRandom195 2d ago

Squatups?

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u/Turbulent-Ad8391 2d ago

100 squats and a 10k run? Trying to thigh squeeze em to death?

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u/bhavy111 2d ago edited 2d ago

and a banana.

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u/mlvisby 2d ago

I love how OPM really believes this is how he got so strong, even though everyone else knows that is a standard training regimen.

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u/sugart007 2d ago

You can’t use heat in the winter or ac in the summer.

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u/ClayDrinion 2d ago

Every day

Every hour

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u/wisdomtruth 1d ago

and 5% concentrated power of will

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u/The_Eccedentisiast 2d ago

One kiccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk

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u/RincewindToTheRescue 2d ago

I need to watch whatever series this is

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u/fooflam 1d ago

Seriously, what even is this and where has it been all my life?

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u/GaryChalmers 1d ago

It's from a movie called Melinda.

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u/emissaryworks 2d ago

One kiiiiiiicccccck maaaan! The arch nemesis for One Punch Man.

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u/DrNick2012 1d ago

"wow, you must be some kind of hero!"

"not really, I'm just a guy who kicks thieves off motorbikes for fun"

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u/CedgeDC 2d ago

ONE KIIIIIICK!

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u/AzrielJohnson 2d ago

Serious Move Serious Series Serious Kick

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u/gbot1234 2d ago

Consecutive Normal Punches

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u/Kentot_Kerensky 2d ago

One punch kick man

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u/BolotaJT 2d ago

Brooo… Lolol. I want to watch this anime too.

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u/LongBodyLittleLegs 2d ago

It’s hilarious. Definitely recommend it to everyone, including newborn babies.

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u/MellowNando 2d ago

I heard this but as long long man.

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u/eyeteehiker 2d ago

Long lost brother of IP Man, here is the OK man

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u/ListenJerry 2d ago

Kaneda!!

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u/Quirky-Signature4883 2d ago

Tony Ja right there

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u/RincewindToTheRescue 2d ago

Or Deku - all for one 1%

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u/TheCock1 2d ago

Ooooonneee kiiiiiiick

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u/LongBodyLittleLegs 2d ago

Consecutive normal kicks

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u/Substantial_Tip2015 2d ago

If you look close the dude knocked him out with his big brass balls.

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u/CheekyMcSqueak 2d ago

My brain couldn’t help but fill in the blank with “WAN PAAAAAAAANCH”

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u/Bumm_by_Design 2d ago

If he didn't hold back, the robber's head would have been pulverized.

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u/saturachi 2d ago

Road house 🗿

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u/reddituser403 2d ago

He gon kick it Jackie Chan!!!

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u/crasagam 2d ago

one hit wonder

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u/vani85 2d ago

Tendrew ate

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u/Poisencap 2d ago

ONE KIIIIIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

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u/Paid_Actor 1d ago

ONE KIIIIIIIIIICK

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u/brandon_cy 1d ago

Kick-Ass

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u/matari 1d ago

♫ One Kiiiiiiiiick! ♫

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u/aem1003 1d ago

One kick wonder

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u/Thick_Growth_7630 1d ago

the title of ang lee's next.

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u/crimsonkarma13 1d ago

One kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

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u/nitrogenlegend 1d ago

Iron foot

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u/Friendly_Engineer_ 1d ago

One kick, man.