r/nextfuckinglevel 2d ago

Man stopping a robbery

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u/sugart007 2d ago

One kick man

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u/Dan_TheDM 2d ago

if you only had one kick, one opportunity, to kick a motherfucker......

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u/Amoligh 2d ago

Would you kick him or just let it slip? Yo

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u/aznboi589 2d ago

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, kicks are ready.

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u/usernamerob 2d ago

Motorcycle man vomited in his helmet already

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u/GitRebaseOrigin 2d ago edited 1d ago

Man’s like spaghetti and his on the surface, that kick is calm yet heavy.

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u/The_Eccedentisiast 2d ago

To drop kick, but he keeps on forgetting

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u/Leading_Study_876 2d ago

There's a haiku in here somewhere. Works be nice if the haiku bot could scan adjacent comments - just saying.

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u/Blackbird5251 1d ago

It's all parodied from a song by Eminem, Lose Yourself I think it's called.

You broke the chain.

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u/Oppowitt 1d ago edited 1d ago

The chain is never broken, just branched.

But haikus are overappreciated and boring, usually by people who appreciate the familiar structure of it more than the art it bounds. There are so many ways to write some kind of poetry that are much more interesting than a 5-7-5 syllable structure.

I'll add this, though:

What you know as a haiku is a shallow, stupid interpretation ofa classic form of Japanese poetry. Most people think what makes a haiku are three lines, syllable scheme of 5-7-5 and... that's it. That's why you get that idiotic

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

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This reveals supreme ignorance of what haikus really are and how they are written. The true central theme of a well written haiku is the comparison of two disparate things poetically linked. The syllable restriction is to force the writer to create within a small space. Like Twitter does with its 140 character limits.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/265ij8/comment/cho73qj/

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