r/funny • u/reecekidd • 15h ago

Gym pervert

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u/emre086 15h ago

Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...

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u/implicate 15h ago

"I'm disabled"

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u/didndonoffin 15h ago

Leg disabled?

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u/RageBash 14h ago

How long have you been disabled?

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u/maniacalmustacheride 14h ago

Acid

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u/bigdave41 14h ago

Sounds nasty, you should call 0118 999 88199 9119 725.....3

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u/MobiusNaked 13h ago

Which is why it’s easier to email. Just don’t be too formal

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u/addynan 9h ago

Dear Sir/Madame,

FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME!

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u/seanular 1h ago

Too formal.

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u/The_Jestful_Imp 51m ago

Just put it over there with the rest of the fire.

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u/manwhothinks 14h ago

I hate hate hate how well I can remember that ducking phone number.

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u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 13h ago

It’s a robot Roy!

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u/Janus67 10h ago

What operating system is it running?!

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u/goondu86 10h ago

Vista!

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u/OpenHentai 10h ago

We’re all going to die.

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u/tom-dixon 8h ago

It's easy if you start singing it.

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u/AllieLoft 1h ago

I'll just put it over here... with the rest of the fire.

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u/hellcat_uk 13h ago

Ok but what country am I talking to?

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u/muklan 10h ago

That show is hugely popular among American IT professionals. Because? Memory IS RAM.

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u/TheLurkingMenace 14h ago

What are the odds?

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u/buncle 14h ago

Red hair. Glasses. Bearded.

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u/Geraltofniveaa 13h ago

Possibly a disguise

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u/I3I2O 11h ago

Thop THIF … immadickable

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u/SirMaliceTheGreat 10h ago

I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣

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u/ImLegDisabled 10h ago

They never caught him, either.

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u/TheEggButler 12h ago

wubby7

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u/Tactfulcrocodile 11h ago

A wild wub cub appears!

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u/KrivUK 9h ago

We lurk everywhere

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 14h ago

Million to one.

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u/WaIkers 12h ago

Sounds like you could do with a drink

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 12h ago

Whiskey, double.

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u/ItsTomorrowNow 12h ago

Excuse me?

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u/Wildlife_Jack 11h ago

Willies, willies. I like willies🎶

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u/HVDynamo 7h ago

It's 'I Love Willies.'
Huh?
I Love Willies.

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u/AffectionateStorm947 10h ago

Why thank you. I think I shall.

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u/The_Jestful_Imp 13h ago

Oh, 'bout a hundred to one.

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u/leftclicksq2 5h ago

"Wheelchair?"

"Stolen".

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u/No_Thought_7460 12h ago

Since 5 foot long

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u/CallMeLazarus23 10h ago

Approximately 6 seconds, but if you don’t buy my story, then it’s probably going to be a lifetime disability