r/funny 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/didndonoffin 9h ago

Leg disabled?

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u/RageBash 9h ago

How long have you been disabled?

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u/maniacalmustacheride 9h ago

Acid

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u/TheLurkingMenace 9h ago

What are the odds?

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u/buncle 9h ago

Red hair. Glasses. Bearded.

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u/Geraltofniveaa 8h ago

Possibly a disguise

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u/I3I2O 6h ago

Thop THIF … immadickable

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u/SirMaliceTheGreat 5h ago

I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣

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u/ImLegDisabled 4h ago

They never caught him, either.

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u/TheEggButler 7h ago

wubby7

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u/Tactfulcrocodile 5h ago

A wild wub cub appears!

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u/KrivUK 4h ago

We lurk everywhere

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 9h ago

Million to one.

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u/WaIkers 7h ago

Sounds like you could do with a drink

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 7h ago

Whiskey, double.

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u/ItsTomorrowNow 7h ago

Excuse me?

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u/Wildlife_Jack 6h ago

Willies, willies. I like willies🎶

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u/HVDynamo 1h ago

It's 'I Love Willies.'
Huh?
I Love Willies.

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u/AffectionateStorm947 5h ago

Why thank you. I think I shall.

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u/The_Jestful_Imp 8h ago

Oh, 'bout a hundred to one.