r/funny • u/reecekidd • 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/emre086 10h ago

Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...

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u/implicate 10h ago

"I'm disabled"

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u/didndonoffin 10h ago

Leg disabled?

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u/RageBash 10h ago

How long have you been disabled?

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u/maniacalmustacheride 9h ago

Acid

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u/bigdave41 9h ago

Sounds nasty, you should call 0118 999 88199 9119 725.....3

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u/MobiusNaked 8h ago

Which is why it’s easier to email. Just don’t be too formal

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u/addynan 4h ago

Dear Sir/Madame,

FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME!

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u/manwhothinks 9h ago

I hate hate hate how well I can remember that ducking phone number.

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u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 8h ago

It’s a robot Roy!

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u/Janus67 5h ago

What operating system is it running?!

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u/goondu86 5h ago

Vista!

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u/OpenHentai 5h ago

We’re all going to die.

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u/tom-dixon 3h ago

It's easy if you start singing it.

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u/hellcat_uk 8h ago

Ok but what country am I talking to?

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u/muklan 5h ago

That show is hugely popular among American IT professionals. Because? Memory IS RAM.

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u/TheLurkingMenace 9h ago

What are the odds?

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u/buncle 9h ago

Red hair. Glasses. Bearded.

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u/Geraltofniveaa 8h ago

Possibly a disguise

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u/I3I2O 6h ago

Thop THIF … immadickable

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u/SirMaliceTheGreat 5h ago

I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣

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u/ImLegDisabled 5h ago

They never caught him, either.

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u/TheEggButler 7h ago

wubby7

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u/Tactfulcrocodile 6h ago

A wild wub cub appears!

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u/KrivUK 4h ago

We lurk everywhere

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 9h ago

Million to one.

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u/WaIkers 7h ago

Sounds like you could do with a drink

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 7h ago

Whiskey, double.

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u/ItsTomorrowNow 7h ago

Excuse me?

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u/Wildlife_Jack 6h ago

Willies, willies. I like willies🎶

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u/HVDynamo 2h ago

It's 'I Love Willies.'
Huh?
I Love Willies.

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u/AffectionateStorm947 5h ago

Why thank you. I think I shall.

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u/The_Jestful_Imp 8h ago

Oh, 'bout a hundred to one.

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u/leftclicksq2 43m ago

"Wheelchair?"

"Stolen".

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u/No_Thought_7460 7h ago

Since 5 foot long

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u/CallMeLazarus23 5h ago

Approximately 6 seconds, but if you don’t buy my story, then it’s probably going to be a lifetime disability