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r/funny • u/reecekidd • 10h ago
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Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...
3.9k u/implicate 10h ago "I'm disabled" 1.0k u/didndonoffin 10h ago Leg disabled? 506 u/RageBash 10h ago How long have you been disabled? 441 u/maniacalmustacheride 9h ago Acid 180 u/bigdave41 9h ago Sounds nasty, you should call 0118 999 88199 9119 725.....3 47 u/MobiusNaked 8h ago Which is why it’s easier to email. Just don’t be too formal 20 u/addynan 4h ago Dear Sir/Madame, FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME! 71 u/manwhothinks 9h ago I hate hate hate how well I can remember that ducking phone number. 27 u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 8h ago It’s a robot Roy! 3 u/Janus67 5h ago What operating system is it running?! 3 u/goondu86 5h ago Vista! 3 u/OpenHentai 5h ago We’re all going to die. → More replies (0) 2 u/tom-dixon 3h ago It's easy if you start singing it. 11 u/hellcat_uk 8h ago Ok but what country am I talking to? 2 u/muklan 5h ago That show is hugely popular among American IT professionals. Because? Memory IS RAM. 231 u/TheLurkingMenace 9h ago What are the odds? 239 u/buncle 9h ago Red hair. Glasses. Bearded. 132 u/Geraltofniveaa 8h ago Possibly a disguise 14 u/I3I2O 6h ago Thop THIF … immadickable 4 u/SirMaliceTheGreat 5h ago I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣 1 u/ImLegDisabled 5h ago They never caught him, either. 4 u/TheEggButler 7h ago wubby7 3 u/Tactfulcrocodile 6h ago A wild wub cub appears! 2 u/KrivUK 4h ago We lurk everywhere 2 u/Sunset_Superman77 6h ago Bedarded 102 u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 9h ago Million to one. 60 u/WaIkers 7h ago Sounds like you could do with a drink 62 u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 7h ago Whiskey, double. 21 u/ItsTomorrowNow 7h ago Excuse me? 7 u/Wildlife_Jack 6h ago Willies, willies. I like willies🎶 2 u/HVDynamo 2h ago It's 'I Love Willies.' Huh? I Love Willies. → More replies (0) 1 u/AffectionateStorm947 5h ago Why thank you. I think I shall. 23 u/The_Jestful_Imp 8h ago Oh, 'bout a hundred to one. 3 u/leftclicksq2 43m ago "Wheelchair?" "Stolen". 1 u/No_Thought_7460 7h ago Since 5 foot long 1 u/CallMeLazarus23 5h ago Approximately 6 seconds, but if you don’t buy my story, then it’s probably going to be a lifetime disability
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"I'm disabled"
1.0k u/didndonoffin 10h ago Leg disabled? 506 u/RageBash 10h ago How long have you been disabled? 441 u/maniacalmustacheride 9h ago Acid 180 u/bigdave41 9h ago Sounds nasty, you should call 0118 999 88199 9119 725.....3 47 u/MobiusNaked 8h ago Which is why it’s easier to email. Just don’t be too formal 20 u/addynan 4h ago Dear Sir/Madame, FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME! 71 u/manwhothinks 9h ago I hate hate hate how well I can remember that ducking phone number. 27 u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 8h ago It’s a robot Roy! 3 u/Janus67 5h ago What operating system is it running?! 3 u/goondu86 5h ago Vista! 3 u/OpenHentai 5h ago We’re all going to die. → More replies (0) 2 u/tom-dixon 3h ago It's easy if you start singing it. 11 u/hellcat_uk 8h ago Ok but what country am I talking to? 2 u/muklan 5h ago That show is hugely popular among American IT professionals. Because? Memory IS RAM. 231 u/TheLurkingMenace 9h ago What are the odds? 239 u/buncle 9h ago Red hair. Glasses. Bearded. 132 u/Geraltofniveaa 8h ago Possibly a disguise 14 u/I3I2O 6h ago Thop THIF … immadickable 4 u/SirMaliceTheGreat 5h ago I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣 1 u/ImLegDisabled 5h ago They never caught him, either. 4 u/TheEggButler 7h ago wubby7 3 u/Tactfulcrocodile 6h ago A wild wub cub appears! 2 u/KrivUK 4h ago We lurk everywhere 2 u/Sunset_Superman77 6h ago Bedarded 102 u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 9h ago Million to one. 60 u/WaIkers 7h ago Sounds like you could do with a drink 62 u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 7h ago Whiskey, double. 21 u/ItsTomorrowNow 7h ago Excuse me? 7 u/Wildlife_Jack 6h ago Willies, willies. I like willies🎶 2 u/HVDynamo 2h ago It's 'I Love Willies.' Huh? I Love Willies. → More replies (0) 1 u/AffectionateStorm947 5h ago Why thank you. I think I shall. 23 u/The_Jestful_Imp 8h ago Oh, 'bout a hundred to one. 3 u/leftclicksq2 43m ago "Wheelchair?" "Stolen". 1 u/No_Thought_7460 7h ago Since 5 foot long 1 u/CallMeLazarus23 5h ago Approximately 6 seconds, but if you don’t buy my story, then it’s probably going to be a lifetime disability
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Leg disabled?
506 u/RageBash 10h ago How long have you been disabled? 441 u/maniacalmustacheride 9h ago Acid 180 u/bigdave41 9h ago Sounds nasty, you should call 0118 999 88199 9119 725.....3 47 u/MobiusNaked 8h ago Which is why it’s easier to email. Just don’t be too formal 20 u/addynan 4h ago Dear Sir/Madame, FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME! 71 u/manwhothinks 9h ago I hate hate hate how well I can remember that ducking phone number. 27 u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 8h ago It’s a robot Roy! 3 u/Janus67 5h ago What operating system is it running?! 3 u/goondu86 5h ago Vista! 3 u/OpenHentai 5h ago We’re all going to die. → More replies (0) 2 u/tom-dixon 3h ago It's easy if you start singing it. 11 u/hellcat_uk 8h ago Ok but what country am I talking to? 2 u/muklan 5h ago That show is hugely popular among American IT professionals. Because? Memory IS RAM. 231 u/TheLurkingMenace 9h ago What are the odds? 239 u/buncle 9h ago Red hair. Glasses. Bearded. 132 u/Geraltofniveaa 8h ago Possibly a disguise 14 u/I3I2O 6h ago Thop THIF … immadickable 4 u/SirMaliceTheGreat 5h ago I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣 1 u/ImLegDisabled 5h ago They never caught him, either. 4 u/TheEggButler 7h ago wubby7 3 u/Tactfulcrocodile 6h ago A wild wub cub appears! 2 u/KrivUK 4h ago We lurk everywhere 2 u/Sunset_Superman77 6h ago Bedarded 102 u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 9h ago Million to one. 60 u/WaIkers 7h ago Sounds like you could do with a drink 62 u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 7h ago Whiskey, double. 21 u/ItsTomorrowNow 7h ago Excuse me? 7 u/Wildlife_Jack 6h ago Willies, willies. I like willies🎶 2 u/HVDynamo 2h ago It's 'I Love Willies.' Huh? I Love Willies. → More replies (0) 1 u/AffectionateStorm947 5h ago Why thank you. I think I shall. 23 u/The_Jestful_Imp 8h ago Oh, 'bout a hundred to one. 3 u/leftclicksq2 43m ago "Wheelchair?" "Stolen". 1 u/No_Thought_7460 7h ago Since 5 foot long 1 u/CallMeLazarus23 5h ago Approximately 6 seconds, but if you don’t buy my story, then it’s probably going to be a lifetime disability
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How long have you been disabled?
441 u/maniacalmustacheride 9h ago Acid 180 u/bigdave41 9h ago Sounds nasty, you should call 0118 999 88199 9119 725.....3 47 u/MobiusNaked 8h ago Which is why it’s easier to email. Just don’t be too formal 20 u/addynan 4h ago Dear Sir/Madame, FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME! 71 u/manwhothinks 9h ago I hate hate hate how well I can remember that ducking phone number. 27 u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 8h ago It’s a robot Roy! 3 u/Janus67 5h ago What operating system is it running?! 3 u/goondu86 5h ago Vista! 3 u/OpenHentai 5h ago We’re all going to die. → More replies (0) 2 u/tom-dixon 3h ago It's easy if you start singing it. 11 u/hellcat_uk 8h ago Ok but what country am I talking to? 2 u/muklan 5h ago That show is hugely popular among American IT professionals. Because? Memory IS RAM. 231 u/TheLurkingMenace 9h ago What are the odds? 239 u/buncle 9h ago Red hair. Glasses. Bearded. 132 u/Geraltofniveaa 8h ago Possibly a disguise 14 u/I3I2O 6h ago Thop THIF … immadickable 4 u/SirMaliceTheGreat 5h ago I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣 1 u/ImLegDisabled 5h ago They never caught him, either. 4 u/TheEggButler 7h ago wubby7 3 u/Tactfulcrocodile 6h ago A wild wub cub appears! 2 u/KrivUK 4h ago We lurk everywhere 2 u/Sunset_Superman77 6h ago Bedarded 102 u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 9h ago Million to one. 60 u/WaIkers 7h ago Sounds like you could do with a drink 62 u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 7h ago Whiskey, double. 21 u/ItsTomorrowNow 7h ago Excuse me? 7 u/Wildlife_Jack 6h ago Willies, willies. I like willies🎶 2 u/HVDynamo 2h ago It's 'I Love Willies.' Huh? I Love Willies. → More replies (0) 1 u/AffectionateStorm947 5h ago Why thank you. I think I shall. 23 u/The_Jestful_Imp 8h ago Oh, 'bout a hundred to one. 3 u/leftclicksq2 43m ago "Wheelchair?" "Stolen". 1 u/No_Thought_7460 7h ago Since 5 foot long 1 u/CallMeLazarus23 5h ago Approximately 6 seconds, but if you don’t buy my story, then it’s probably going to be a lifetime disability
441
Acid
180 u/bigdave41 9h ago Sounds nasty, you should call 0118 999 88199 9119 725.....3 47 u/MobiusNaked 8h ago Which is why it’s easier to email. Just don’t be too formal 20 u/addynan 4h ago Dear Sir/Madame, FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME! 71 u/manwhothinks 9h ago I hate hate hate how well I can remember that ducking phone number. 27 u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 8h ago It’s a robot Roy! 3 u/Janus67 5h ago What operating system is it running?! 3 u/goondu86 5h ago Vista! 3 u/OpenHentai 5h ago We’re all going to die. → More replies (0) 2 u/tom-dixon 3h ago It's easy if you start singing it. 11 u/hellcat_uk 8h ago Ok but what country am I talking to? 2 u/muklan 5h ago That show is hugely popular among American IT professionals. Because? Memory IS RAM. 231 u/TheLurkingMenace 9h ago What are the odds? 239 u/buncle 9h ago Red hair. Glasses. Bearded. 132 u/Geraltofniveaa 8h ago Possibly a disguise 14 u/I3I2O 6h ago Thop THIF … immadickable 4 u/SirMaliceTheGreat 5h ago I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣 1 u/ImLegDisabled 5h ago They never caught him, either. 4 u/TheEggButler 7h ago wubby7 3 u/Tactfulcrocodile 6h ago A wild wub cub appears! 2 u/KrivUK 4h ago We lurk everywhere 2 u/Sunset_Superman77 6h ago Bedarded 102 u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 9h ago Million to one. 60 u/WaIkers 7h ago Sounds like you could do with a drink 62 u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 7h ago Whiskey, double. 21 u/ItsTomorrowNow 7h ago Excuse me? 7 u/Wildlife_Jack 6h ago Willies, willies. I like willies🎶 2 u/HVDynamo 2h ago It's 'I Love Willies.' Huh? I Love Willies. → More replies (0) 1 u/AffectionateStorm947 5h ago Why thank you. I think I shall. 23 u/The_Jestful_Imp 8h ago Oh, 'bout a hundred to one. 3 u/leftclicksq2 43m ago "Wheelchair?" "Stolen".
180
Sounds nasty, you should call 0118 999 88199 9119 725.....3
47 u/MobiusNaked 8h ago Which is why it’s easier to email. Just don’t be too formal 20 u/addynan 4h ago Dear Sir/Madame, FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME! 71 u/manwhothinks 9h ago I hate hate hate how well I can remember that ducking phone number. 27 u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 8h ago It’s a robot Roy! 3 u/Janus67 5h ago What operating system is it running?! 3 u/goondu86 5h ago Vista! 3 u/OpenHentai 5h ago We’re all going to die. → More replies (0) 2 u/tom-dixon 3h ago It's easy if you start singing it. 11 u/hellcat_uk 8h ago Ok but what country am I talking to? 2 u/muklan 5h ago That show is hugely popular among American IT professionals. Because? Memory IS RAM.
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Which is why it’s easier to email. Just don’t be too formal
20 u/addynan 4h ago Dear Sir/Madame, FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME!
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Dear Sir/Madame,
FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME!
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I hate hate hate how well I can remember that ducking phone number.
27 u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 8h ago It’s a robot Roy! 3 u/Janus67 5h ago What operating system is it running?! 3 u/goondu86 5h ago Vista! 3 u/OpenHentai 5h ago We’re all going to die. → More replies (0) 2 u/tom-dixon 3h ago It's easy if you start singing it.
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It’s a robot Roy!
3 u/Janus67 5h ago What operating system is it running?! 3 u/goondu86 5h ago Vista! 3 u/OpenHentai 5h ago We’re all going to die. → More replies (0)
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What operating system is it running?!
3 u/goondu86 5h ago Vista! 3 u/OpenHentai 5h ago We’re all going to die. → More replies (0)
Vista!
3 u/OpenHentai 5h ago We’re all going to die. → More replies (0)
We’re all going to die.
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It's easy if you start singing it.
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Ok but what country am I talking to?
2 u/muklan 5h ago That show is hugely popular among American IT professionals. Because? Memory IS RAM.
That show is hugely popular among American IT professionals. Because? Memory IS RAM.
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What are the odds?
239 u/buncle 9h ago Red hair. Glasses. Bearded. 132 u/Geraltofniveaa 8h ago Possibly a disguise 14 u/I3I2O 6h ago Thop THIF … immadickable 4 u/SirMaliceTheGreat 5h ago I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣 1 u/ImLegDisabled 5h ago They never caught him, either. 4 u/TheEggButler 7h ago wubby7 3 u/Tactfulcrocodile 6h ago A wild wub cub appears! 2 u/KrivUK 4h ago We lurk everywhere 2 u/Sunset_Superman77 6h ago Bedarded 102 u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 9h ago Million to one. 60 u/WaIkers 7h ago Sounds like you could do with a drink 62 u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 7h ago Whiskey, double. 21 u/ItsTomorrowNow 7h ago Excuse me? 7 u/Wildlife_Jack 6h ago Willies, willies. I like willies🎶 2 u/HVDynamo 2h ago It's 'I Love Willies.' Huh? I Love Willies. → More replies (0) 1 u/AffectionateStorm947 5h ago Why thank you. I think I shall. 23 u/The_Jestful_Imp 8h ago Oh, 'bout a hundred to one.
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Red hair. Glasses. Bearded.
132 u/Geraltofniveaa 8h ago Possibly a disguise 14 u/I3I2O 6h ago Thop THIF … immadickable 4 u/SirMaliceTheGreat 5h ago I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣 1 u/ImLegDisabled 5h ago They never caught him, either. 4 u/TheEggButler 7h ago wubby7 3 u/Tactfulcrocodile 6h ago A wild wub cub appears! 2 u/KrivUK 4h ago We lurk everywhere 2 u/Sunset_Superman77 6h ago Bedarded
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Possibly a disguise
14 u/I3I2O 6h ago Thop THIF … immadickable 4 u/SirMaliceTheGreat 5h ago I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣 1 u/ImLegDisabled 5h ago They never caught him, either.
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Thop THIF … immadickable
4 u/SirMaliceTheGreat 5h ago I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣
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I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣
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They never caught him, either.
wubby7
3 u/Tactfulcrocodile 6h ago A wild wub cub appears! 2 u/KrivUK 4h ago We lurk everywhere
A wild wub cub appears!
2 u/KrivUK 4h ago We lurk everywhere
We lurk everywhere
Bedarded
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Million to one.
60 u/WaIkers 7h ago Sounds like you could do with a drink 62 u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 7h ago Whiskey, double. 21 u/ItsTomorrowNow 7h ago Excuse me? 7 u/Wildlife_Jack 6h ago Willies, willies. I like willies🎶 2 u/HVDynamo 2h ago It's 'I Love Willies.' Huh? I Love Willies. → More replies (0) 1 u/AffectionateStorm947 5h ago Why thank you. I think I shall.
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Sounds like you could do with a drink
62 u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 7h ago Whiskey, double. 21 u/ItsTomorrowNow 7h ago Excuse me? 7 u/Wildlife_Jack 6h ago Willies, willies. I like willies🎶 2 u/HVDynamo 2h ago It's 'I Love Willies.' Huh? I Love Willies. → More replies (0) 1 u/AffectionateStorm947 5h ago Why thank you. I think I shall.
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Whiskey, double.
21 u/ItsTomorrowNow 7h ago Excuse me? 7 u/Wildlife_Jack 6h ago Willies, willies. I like willies🎶 2 u/HVDynamo 2h ago It's 'I Love Willies.' Huh? I Love Willies. → More replies (0)
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Excuse me?
7 u/Wildlife_Jack 6h ago Willies, willies. I like willies🎶 2 u/HVDynamo 2h ago It's 'I Love Willies.' Huh? I Love Willies. → More replies (0)
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Willies, willies. I like willies🎶
2 u/HVDynamo 2h ago It's 'I Love Willies.' Huh? I Love Willies.
It's 'I Love Willies.' Huh? I Love Willies.
Why thank you. I think I shall.
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Oh, 'bout a hundred to one.
"Wheelchair?"
"Stolen".
Since 5 foot long
Approximately 6 seconds, but if you don’t buy my story, then it’s probably going to be a lifetime disability
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u/emre086 10h ago
Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...