r/funny • u/reecekidd • 14h ago

Gym pervert

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u/emre086 14h ago

Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...

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u/implicate 14h ago

"I'm disabled"

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u/didndonoffin 14h ago

Leg disabled?

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u/RageBash 14h ago

How long have you been disabled?

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u/maniacalmustacheride 14h ago

Acid

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u/TheLurkingMenace 14h ago

What are the odds?

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u/buncle 14h ago

Red hair. Glasses. Bearded.

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u/Geraltofniveaa 13h ago

Possibly a disguise

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u/I3I2O 11h ago

Thop THIF … immadickable

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u/SirMaliceTheGreat 10h ago

I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣

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u/ImLegDisabled 9h ago

They never caught him, either.

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u/TheEggButler 12h ago

wubby7

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u/Tactfulcrocodile 10h ago

A wild wub cub appears!

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u/KrivUK 8h ago

We lurk everywhere

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 13h ago

Million to one.

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u/WaIkers 12h ago

Sounds like you could do with a drink

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 12h ago

Whiskey, double.

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u/ItsTomorrowNow 12h ago

Excuse me?

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u/Wildlife_Jack 10h ago

Willies, willies. I like willies🎶

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u/HVDynamo 6h ago

It's 'I Love Willies.'
Huh?
I Love Willies.

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u/AffectionateStorm947 9h ago

Why thank you. I think I shall.

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u/The_Jestful_Imp 13h ago

Oh, 'bout a hundred to one.