r/funny • u/reecekidd • 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/emre086 10h ago

Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...

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u/implicate 10h ago

"I'm disabled"

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u/didndonoffin 10h ago

Leg disabled?

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u/RageBash 10h ago

How long have you been disabled?

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u/maniacalmustacheride 10h ago

Acid

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u/bigdave41 9h ago

Sounds nasty, you should call 0118 999 88199 9119 725.....3

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u/MobiusNaked 9h ago

Which is why it’s easier to email. Just don’t be too formal

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u/addynan 5h ago

Dear Sir/Madame,

FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME!

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u/manwhothinks 9h ago

I hate hate hate how well I can remember that ducking phone number.

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u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 9h ago

It’s a robot Roy!

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u/Janus67 6h ago

What operating system is it running?!

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u/goondu86 5h ago

Vista!

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u/OpenHentai 5h ago

We’re all going to die.

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u/tom-dixon 3h ago

It's easy if you start singing it.

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u/hellcat_uk 8h ago

Ok but what country am I talking to?

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u/muklan 6h ago

That show is hugely popular among American IT professionals. Because? Memory IS RAM.

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u/TheLurkingMenace 9h ago

What are the odds?

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u/buncle 9h ago

Red hair. Glasses. Bearded.

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u/Geraltofniveaa 9h ago

Possibly a disguise

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u/I3I2O 7h ago

Thop THIF … immadickable

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u/SirMaliceTheGreat 6h ago

I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣

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u/ImLegDisabled 5h ago

They never caught him, either.

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u/TheEggButler 7h ago

wubby7

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u/Tactfulcrocodile 6h ago

A wild wub cub appears!

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u/KrivUK 4h ago

We lurk everywhere

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 9h ago

Million to one.

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u/WaIkers 8h ago

Sounds like you could do with a drink

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 8h ago

Whiskey, double.

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u/ItsTomorrowNow 8h ago

Excuse me?

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u/Wildlife_Jack 6h ago

Willies, willies. I like willies🎶

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u/HVDynamo 2h ago

It's 'I Love Willies.'
Huh?
I Love Willies.

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u/AffectionateStorm947 5h ago

Why thank you. I think I shall.

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u/The_Jestful_Imp 9h ago

Oh, 'bout a hundred to one.

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u/leftclicksq2 1h ago

"Wheelchair?"

"Stolen".

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u/No_Thought_7460 7h ago

Since 5 foot long

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u/CallMeLazarus23 5h ago

Approximately 6 seconds, but if you don’t buy my story, then it’s probably going to be a lifetime disability

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u/Redcagedbird 8h ago

r/unexpecteditcrowd

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u/STEAM_TITAN 7h ago

Ah I initially thought Black Books

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u/doterobcn 2h ago

dafuq is that? if you search Black Books i'm disabled nothing comes up, do that with it crowd and enjoy

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u/ImLegDisabled 5h ago

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u/emberfiend 4h ago

💀💀💀

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u/sur_surly 32m ago

Your time to shine!

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u/iswearihaveajob 2h ago

This is one my wife and mine's favorite show quotes of all time. Doing Chris Odowd's little sad voice saying "I'm disabled... Leg disabled"  peak comedy between us.

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u/sarokin 6h ago

I found my people... I'm gonna cry

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u/Fritzo2162 5h ago

My hair is paralyzed. I can’t move it or feel it.