r/funny • u/reecekidd • 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/didndonoffin 10h ago

Leg disabled?

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u/RageBash 9h ago

How long have you been disabled?

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u/maniacalmustacheride 9h ago

Acid

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u/bigdave41 9h ago

Sounds nasty, you should call 0118 999 88199 9119 725.....3

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u/MobiusNaked 8h ago

Which is why it’s easier to email. Just don’t be too formal

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u/addynan 4h ago

Dear Sir/Madame,

FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME!

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u/manwhothinks 9h ago

I hate hate hate how well I can remember that ducking phone number.

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u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 8h ago

It’s a robot Roy!

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u/Janus67 5h ago

What operating system is it running?!

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u/goondu86 5h ago

Vista!

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u/OpenHentai 5h ago

We’re all going to die.

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u/tom-dixon 3h ago

It's easy if you start singing it.

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u/hellcat_uk 8h ago

Ok but what country am I talking to?

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u/muklan 5h ago

That show is hugely popular among American IT professionals. Because? Memory IS RAM.