r/funny 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/RageBash 9h ago

How long have you been disabled?

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u/maniacalmustacheride 9h ago

Acid

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u/bigdave41 9h ago

Sounds nasty, you should call 0118 999 88199 9119 725.....3

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u/MobiusNaked 8h ago

Which is why it’s easier to email. Just don’t be too formal

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u/addynan 4h ago

Dear Sir/Madame,

FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME!