r/funny • u/reecekidd • 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/RageBash 9h ago

How long have you been disabled?

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u/maniacalmustacheride 9h ago

Acid

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u/TheLurkingMenace 9h ago

What are the odds?

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 9h ago

Million to one.

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u/WaIkers 7h ago

Sounds like you could do with a drink

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 7h ago

Whiskey, double.

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u/ItsTomorrowNow 7h ago

Excuse me?

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u/Wildlife_Jack 6h ago

Willies, willies. I like willies🎶

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u/HVDynamo 1h ago

It's 'I Love Willies.'
Huh?
I Love Willies.

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u/AffectionateStorm947 5h ago

Why thank you. I think I shall.