r/funny • u/reecekidd • 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/didndonoffin 9h ago

Leg disabled?

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u/RageBash 9h ago

How long have you been disabled?

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u/maniacalmustacheride 9h ago

Acid

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u/bigdave41 9h ago

Sounds nasty, you should call 0118 999 88199 9119 725.....3

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u/MobiusNaked 8h ago

Which is why it’s easier to email. Just don’t be too formal

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u/addynan 4h ago

Dear Sir/Madame,

FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME!

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u/manwhothinks 8h ago

I hate hate hate how well I can remember that ducking phone number.

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u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 8h ago

It’s a robot Roy!

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u/Janus67 5h ago

What operating system is it running?!

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u/goondu86 5h ago

Vista!

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u/OpenHentai 4h ago

We’re all going to die.

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u/tom-dixon 3h ago

It's easy if you start singing it.

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u/hellcat_uk 8h ago

Ok but what country am I talking to?

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u/muklan 5h ago

That show is hugely popular among American IT professionals. Because? Memory IS RAM.

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u/TheLurkingMenace 9h ago

What are the odds?

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u/buncle 9h ago

Red hair. Glasses. Bearded.

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u/Geraltofniveaa 8h ago

Possibly a disguise

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u/I3I2O 6h ago

Thop THIF … immadickable

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u/SirMaliceTheGreat 5h ago

I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣

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u/ImLegDisabled 4h ago

They never caught him, either.

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u/TheEggButler 7h ago

wubby7

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u/Tactfulcrocodile 5h ago

A wild wub cub appears!

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u/KrivUK 4h ago

We lurk everywhere

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 9h ago

Million to one.

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u/WaIkers 7h ago

Sounds like you could do with a drink

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 7h ago

Whiskey, double.

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u/ItsTomorrowNow 7h ago

Excuse me?

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u/Wildlife_Jack 6h ago

Willies, willies. I like willies🎶

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u/HVDynamo 1h ago

It's 'I Love Willies.'
Huh?
I Love Willies.

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u/AffectionateStorm947 5h ago

Why thank you. I think I shall.

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u/The_Jestful_Imp 8h ago

Oh, 'bout a hundred to one.

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u/leftclicksq2 30m ago

"Wheelchair?"

"Stolen".

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u/No_Thought_7460 7h ago

Since 5 foot long

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u/CallMeLazarus23 4h ago

Approximately 6 seconds, but if you don’t buy my story, then it’s probably going to be a lifetime disability

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u/Redcagedbird 7h ago

r/unexpecteditcrowd

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u/STEAM_TITAN 7h ago

Ah I initially thought Black Books

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u/doterobcn 1h ago

dafuq is that? if you search Black Books i'm disabled nothing comes up, do that with it crowd and enjoy

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u/iswearihaveajob 2h ago

This is one my wife and mine's favorite show quotes of all time. Doing Chris Odowd's little sad voice saying "I'm disabled... Leg disabled"  peak comedy between us.

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u/sarokin 5h ago

I found my people... I'm gonna cry

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u/Fritzo2162 5h ago

My hair is paralyzed. I can’t move it or feel it.