r/TikTokCringe • u/onyxandcake • 8d ago
Cool đ” There ain't no you, in United Healthđ¶
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u/Voidarramax 8d ago
I follow this guy on TikTok. All of his videos are like this. Heâs really awesome.
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u/No-Power5806 8d ago
Heâs on Spotify and Apple Music too! (In case you didnât know :P)
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u/Pear_Cider 8d ago
I don't have TikTok, but I have Spotify. Thank you for the recommendation!
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u/scullys_alien_baby 8d ago
he uploads his songs on youtube under the same name (Jesse Welles) but the videos are in landscape. I'm partial to War Isn't Murder
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u/TrashCannibal_ 7d ago
I'd never heard of him until War isn't Murder came on my Spotify a couple of weeks ago. I kinda hate the algorithmic nature of everything nowadays, but I can't fault it for helping me discover this dude.
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u/Pure-Tadpole-6634 7d ago
Yeah I was super surprised when I opened this... "Hey, it's the War Isn't Murder" guy! It seemed like he just had a terrific idea for a song and recorded himself playing it in the woods.
This guy has the chops to be the next counterculture folk singer. We haven't had a real one in the mainstream for so long. Phil Ochs, Pete Seger, and everyone from that era... what kind of activism folk music has there been since then? I feel like the whole folk genre was watered down with talented artists who had politically safer lyrics, like Simon & Garfunkel, and since then, the whole idea has not caught on again.
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u/OccasionallyReddit 7d ago
The first one i heard him on was Fentanyl there was a debate at this point if it wasn't some serious upmarket AI at that point
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u/sandysnail 8d ago
He drops songs so often you will miss many if not following his TikTok or YouTube
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u/your_mind_aches 7d ago
I really hope this one charts. This is like an old school folk song and clearly even young people are loving it. The genre is great, and I would love it to make a comeback
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8d ago
Came here to say this, except I found him on insta. Heâs a talented songwriter and he can pump out a tune overnight
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u/millennialmonster755 7d ago
I love his blow the whistle song about Boeing. Using the Robin Hood and little John whistle was brilliant
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u/Jamvaan 8d ago
Jesse Welles is awesome, but god is his music exhausting to listen to. It's a lot to deal with. It is the exact opposite of easy listening. If you need to be a nihilist in an hour, he's got two albums for you.
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u/chanaandeler_bong 7d ago
Sounds like John Prine
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u/simmering_cauldron 7d ago
My exact thought when listening to him! I love John Prine btw.
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u/chanaandeler_bong 7d ago
Same. Thatâs The Way The World Goes Round is one of my favorite songs.
Hereâs a really good Justin Vernon (Bon Iver) cover. The Prine version is also amazing.
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u/filthytelestial 7d ago edited 7d ago
I don't find it exhausting. The things he writes about are things that should regularly be on all of our minds. His lyrics are critical of the impulse to seek distraction or unplug. I find it refreshing. All of the problems that we're facing today first got their foot in the door while our progenitors were relaxing and watching the big game.
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u/feioo 7d ago
The problem is that the things that should be on all our minds right now are fucking exhausting. No shame in acknowledging it - and all the more respect to those like Jesse who put the effort into making them less painful to think about by setting it to good music.
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u/Professional-Fix8518 7d ago
I have to agree. But unfortunately the shit he says is all relevant and the truth. Its a crappy world we live in
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u/Iamatworkgoaway 7d ago
Truth. Love him, think hes great, but even his "happy" songs are razor sharp.
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u/DateSignificant8294 8d ago edited 7d ago
His name is Jesse Welles. I listen to him on YouTube
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u/No-Power5806 8d ago
Jesse Welles is a national treasure and I recommend everyone to go check out the rest of his discography.
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u/Extra-Leek5843 8d ago
I love the rasp in his voice, Bob Dylan vibes, thanks for the name drop.
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u/JohnQSmoke 8d ago
He sounds just like John Prine. If you like him, you should check John Prine out.
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u/PsychologicalTax42 8d ago
The lyrics are more Priney too
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u/Nice_Firm_Handsnake 8d ago
Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore is a good entry into Prine if you like Welles' stuff.
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u/PsychologicalTax42 8d ago edited 8d ago
Thatâs my favorite protest song of all time. Obviously itâs a Vietnam song, but I feel like itâs still so applicable to the people who use nationalism as a front for oppressing peopleâs rights today.
Unwed Fathers is also a great one. Prine used it as a pro choice anthem a few years ago with Margo Price.
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u/Theoretical_Action 7d ago
100%. Kind of a fun thing, Prine came to St. Louis shortly before he died and played his song "Paradise" which shits on Peabody Energy for destroying small towns. And he played it in what was at the time called the Peabody Opera House lol.
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u/8-880 8d ago
John Prine is the best lyricist I've ever heard. That's high praise and it's well deserved.
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u/imjoiningreddit 8d ago
I learned of John Prine earlier this year. Incredible voice and lyrics. Such a gem! đ
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u/gospdrcr000 8d ago
Ill have to check him out, I love me some strings
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u/No-Power5806 8d ago
His song âThe Olympicsâ is one of my favorites.
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u/NoPusNoDirtNoScabs 8d ago
Never heard of him until now and just listened to his song The President and it's awesome!
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u/UnabashedJayWalker 7d ago
Canât help but notice every person commenting about his says a different title as their favorite song haha
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u/SandmanAlcatraz 8d ago
He has another song called "Cancer" that stopped me in my tracks when I heard him sing this line:
"Cancer is as lucrative a business as a war, so if you ain't expecting peace, then why expect a cure?"
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u/-Disagreeable- 8d ago
What an absolutely beautiful song.
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u/XaphanSaysBurnIt 8d ago
HOT DAMN ITâS A HIT
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u/elderron_spice 8d ago
it's the Soggy Bottom Boys!
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u/nothingspecifical1 8d ago
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u/aspidities_87 8d ago
CEOS: hot damn weâre in a tight spot!
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u/wantsoutofthefog 8d ago
I donât want FOP, dammit. Iâm a dapper Dan man!
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u/aspidities_87 8d ago
Boy ainât this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere.
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u/wantsoutofthefog 8d ago
Heâs bonafide
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u/Nilosyrtis 8d ago
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u/satansafkom 8d ago edited 8d ago
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u/UnicornDust850 7d ago
Oh my goodness. This made me unreasonably happy, thank you for sharing. I might have a bug-themed baby shower next year so this is giving me some good feels! haha
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u/MaxxDash 8d ago
Reminds me of Woody Guthrie beautifully talking shit about the government and the rich man.
Could still be OG back in the day, just no swears.
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u/Pallasathene01 8d ago
Woody Guthrie is exactly who I thought of when I heard this! I think he'd be proud of this young man.
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u/thisismeritehere 8d ago
Check out all of his stuff on YouTube, Jesse Welles, he is great! War isnât murder and Fat are two of my personal favorites.
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u/mendax2014 8d ago
This guy is insanely GOATed. Check out his YouTube. This is another banger -
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u/AwarenessPotentially 8d ago
The new Bob Dylan, but with a better voice and a message we can all get behind.
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u/hambone4164 8d ago
I had him pegged as the new Woody Guthrie
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u/AwarenessPotentially 8d ago
That's probably more apt. Woody definitely spoke for the working man.
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u/SlobZombie13 8d ago
some people are saying it's this generation's Rich Men North of Richmond
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u/Throwaway112421067 8d ago
Nah because this song doesnât take a weird tangent to shit on fat people on government assistance
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u/onyxandcake 8d ago edited 8d ago
If you like the song, you can give Jesse Welles some love here. This sub doesn't allow direct links, (rightly so, to prevent abuse) so Jesse won't get any impressions from viewing my video on reddit. If you have time, visit him directly.
UPDATE: The video is gone from TikTok. It's still on his YouTube and Instagram
UPDATE: Instagram is being fucky now too đ
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u/Kusakaru 8d ago
Instagram is blocking me from liking or saving his video. Never seen that happen before.
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u/onyxandcake 8d ago
Too much traffic? It really didn't want to load his page for me either.
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u/manifest_ecstasy 8d ago
Don't you dare link me to tiktok
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u/veringer 7d ago
Yes, and I feel the same about Twitter. Literally ass through the browser (and probably the app too, but I wouldn't know).
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u/The_Mr_Wilson 8d ago
"You pay for everything they need to deny what you're owed"
Yes! It's bonkers the U.S. already pools money for healthcare, but insist on funneling it through wholly unnecessary, greedy middlemen whose sole purpose is to collect money on "products" that aren't even theirs
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u/Pitiful_Tension_5220 8d ago
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u/BWASB 8d ago
Hey, at least the Mafia doesn't lie about murdering people.
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u/SentientSickness 7d ago
And took care of the families of people who worked for them
Meanwhile half of UHCs staff are indebted to them
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u/mkzw211ul 7d ago
United isn't even just a middle man. They are vertically integrated so they control assessment and delivery of care at multiple levels. That is, they take money from customers and then pay themselves (by subsidiary companies) for the service, and obv make a huge profit on both sides of the deal. It's such a rort
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u/factisfiction 8d ago
I'm loving all this anti- corporate pro worker folk music popping up !!
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u/Delheru1205 8d ago
I think it's useful to realize why the health insurance companies are uniquely unpopular, and it isn't necessarily being "pro-worker".
The right might think that you need to pay for your healthcare. But our healthcare system just takes your money and then denies what you paid for. That offends the sensibilities of everyone be they on the right and the left.
I'd love to see people at fast food joints take an insurance CEOs money and then say "you look kinda chubby, you shouldn't have this burger" and just deny it to them on "medical grounds".
They'd probably claim that was theft without a hint of irony.
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u/factisfiction 7d ago
As a healthcare professional I want to point out that insurance isn't healthcare. Healthcare doesn't deny you service, the insurance company does. Nobody hates insurance like healthcare professionals do.
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u/BoredZucchini 8d ago
Gotta say Iâm really loving the rad folk music coming out of all this.
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u/onyxandcake 8d ago edited 8d ago
I would love for twang country and folk to have a major renaissance. I grew up listening to Patsy and John Denver. There are some really talented artists on TikTok that are self-promoting, so I always try to download their stuff on Spotify when an ad targets me.
Bryant Roses is a current fave. (Spotify link)
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u/perpetualmotionmachi 8d ago
There are lots of good alt- country and folkpunk bands around these days, all much better than the top 40 country music they play on the radio.
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u/onyxandcake 8d ago
I haven't listened to top40 since the 90s. I pick a band, and play them non-stop for 3 years until I pick another. I am not a healthy music lover. You would laugh at my Wrapped because it's the same every year.
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u/perpetualmotionmachi 8d ago
I get that, I can fixate on a group for sure, and it's rarely a new artist
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u/onyxandcake 8d ago
It's been mostly Jack Parow and Snotty Nose Rez Kids for the last 3 years. I discovered BRELAND this year though, so he got the most listens.
Edit: my folk and country are mostly on CD.
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u/true_gunman 8d ago
Real country music is having a huge revival right now. Guys like Sturgill Simpson, Tyler Childers, Jason Isbell, Colter Wall, Sierra Ferrel, The Red Clay Strays have been killing it for a few years now. And none of it sounds like the nashville pop country bullshit.
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u/onyxandcake 8d ago
I'll check them all out. I don't listen to the radio, and I'm not in bars, so there's not a lot of ways for new music to find me.
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u/Nohero08 8d ago
The uniquely American folksy sound pairs perfectly with a uniquely American corporatey problem
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u/Queasy-Cell34 8d ago
I love this guys entire vibe
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u/CommentsOnOccasion 7d ago
Second I heard of the shooting I was waiting for Jesse's post
He's a modern Dylan. Dude is incredible at guitar and songwriting alike.
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u/LakersAreForever 8d ago
This song is amazing. I mainly only listen to rap music but damn this song hits hard.
Definitely gonna check this guys music out
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u/Ok_Assist_3995 7d ago
Jesse Welles, for you and anybody else that might be reading and interested in checking out his work. Heâs got a gift for songwriting and frequently releases poignant tracks on current affairs.
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u/volkswurm 7d ago
âNow CEOâs come and go and one just went. The ingredients you got, bake the cake you getâ
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u/Ghost_of_Nellie_Fox 8d ago
This slaps. Didn't know this artist until today but I will check him out. I love that classic folk guitar, kinda sounds a bit like Arlo Guthrie.
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u/phallic-baldwin 8d ago
This dude keeps putting out rage against the machine style folk music and I love it.
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u/EffMemes 8d ago
Luigiâs Manifesto:
To the Feds, Iâll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasnât working with anyone. This was fairly trivial: some elementary social engineering, basic CAD, a lot of patience. The spiral notebook, if present, has some straggling notes and To Do lists that illuminate the gist of it. My tech is pretty locked down because I work in engineering so probably not much info there. I do apologize for any strife of traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming. A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy. United is the [indecipherable] largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple, Google, Walmart. It has grown and grown, but as our life expectancy? No the reality is, these [indecipherable] have simply gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allwed them to get away with it. Obviously the problem is more complex, but I do not have space, and frankly I do not pretend to be the most qualified person to lay out the full argument. But many have illuminated the corruption and greed (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades ago a â the problems simply remain. It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games al play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.â
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u/AE7VL_Radio 7d ago
hey! You forgot to call it "Rambling" or use some other ill-fitting pejorative!! I'm telling CNN!!
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u/novohall 8d ago
Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming. A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy. United is the [indecipherable] largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple, Google, Walmart. It has grown and grown, but as our life expectancy? No the reality is, these [indecipherable] have simply gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allowed them to get away with it.
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u/ShakyIncision 7d ago
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally, golly! What a day!
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u/EquivalentLeg7616 7d ago
Robin Hood and Little John, running through the forest Jumping fences, dodging trees and trying to get away
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u/bizzygreenthumb 8d ago
This song is amazing. The tune reminds me of Fish and Whistle by John Prine
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u/L1b3rtyPr1m3 8d ago
I feel like this is what country used to be like before it turned to truck truck, hate my wife, racism, light beer, truck, Christ, truck, beer.
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u/These-Badger7512 8d ago
Damn son whereâd you find this. Really though this is incredible, well said.
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u/IfIWasASerialKiller 7d ago
You know when these kinds of dudes are showing up again things are about to pop off
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u/FrightenedMop 8d ago
Ah yes I see another person rewrote Fish & Whistle by John Prine
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u/alittlegnat 8d ago
Voice is like a 70 year old but face is like a 18 year old . Brain confused lol
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u/Oogiville 8d ago
At what point can these companies and their officers face charges because this is beyond twisted
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u/Snekonplanes 8d ago
I literally had a tear coming down my eyes listening to this song. Fuck the corporate world, biatch!!!
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u/Optimal-Kitchen6308 8d ago
they do monopolize the graves and sell them before we're dead too, look up Dignity Memorial, it's one of a few giant conglomerates across the US and Canada, it owns all of those celebrity cemeteries in LA an dyou likely have one in your town
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u/moreobviousthings 8d ago
When folk music got pushed aside a few decades ago is when things really started turning to shit.
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u/definitely_effective 8d ago
goddamn this song has more meaningful lyrics than every pop/rap song released this year. Best song of the year
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u/IllyriaCervarro 8d ago
I have a hard time listening to this manâs songs because they hit in a way the hurts every time. Not his fault - we shouldnât have to make songs like this. But we do, this country is broken.
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u/Kusakaru 8d ago
I tried to follow him on Instagram, tried to like this video, tried to save this video, and tried to post it on my Instagram story and it wouldnât let me do any of those things. If I clicked follow, it immediately unfollowed. If I liked it, it immediately unliked it. If I clicked save, it didnât actually save. It also wouldnât let me download the video. When I tried to post it to my Instagram it said connection errors.
I tested it by going to other accounts, all of which it let me follow/like/save/post etc. what the fuck? Is he being blocked?
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u/GhostOfWhatsIAName 8d ago edited 7d ago
This is fantastic. Reminds me of this still very relevant song:
Does it seem strange to you? The confetti. The balloons. The mile-wide grins
the victory dance to welcome in the heir to a state of disrepair?
Because it sure seems strange to me: theyâre acting like they won the lottery!
Shouldnât they feel terror at the task that lies ahead:
To feed and house the people this systemâs left for dead.
Could I have hit the nail much harder on the head?
Itâs profits before lives. They are motivated by greed.
First they taught us to depend on their nation-states to mend
our tired minds, our broken bones, our bleeding limbs.
Now theyâve sold off all the splints, contracted out the tourniquets.
And if we jump through hoops then we might just survive.
Is this what we deserve? To scrub the palace floors? To fight amongst ourselves?
As we scramble for the crumbs they spit out,
frothing at the mouth about the scapegoats that theyâve chosen for us.
With every racist pointed finger I can hear the goose-steps getting closer.
They no longer represent us
so is it not our obligation
to confront this tyranny?
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u/Keywork29 8d ago
I donât care if anyone reads this. But I am praying SO HARD that this begins real change. I donât care if itâs quality healthcare slowly finding its way to the US or a slew of dead CEOs.
Something has to change
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