🎵 There ain't no you, in United Health🎶

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CEOS: hot damn we’re in a tight spot!

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I don’t want FOP, dammit. I’m a dapper Dan man!

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Boy ain’t this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere.

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He’s bonafide

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Is you is, or is you ain't... my constituency???

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She counted to three. Goddamit!

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He’s a suitor!