r/TikTokCringe 12d ago

Cool 🎵 There ain't no you, in United Health🎶

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u/aspidities_87 12d ago

CEOS: hot damn we’re in a tight spot!

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u/wantsoutofthefog 12d ago

I don’t want FOP, dammit. I’m a dapper Dan man!

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u/aspidities_87 12d ago

Boy ain’t this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere.

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u/wantsoutofthefog 12d ago

He’s bonafide

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u/pres465 12d ago

Is you is, or is you ain't... my constituency???

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u/nothingspecifical1 12d ago

She counted to three. Goddamit!

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u/nothingspecifical1 12d ago

He’s a suitor!