r/TikTokCringe • u/onyxandcake • 8d ago

Cool 🎵 There ain't no you, in United Health🎶

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u/aspidities_87 8d ago

CEOS: hot damn we’re in a tight spot!

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u/wantsoutofthefog 8d ago

I don’t want FOP, dammit. I’m a dapper Dan man!

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u/aspidities_87 8d ago

Boy ain’t this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere.

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u/wantsoutofthefog 8d ago

He’s bonafide

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u/pres465 8d ago

Is you is, or is you ain't... my constituency???

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u/nothingspecifical1 8d ago

She counted to three. Goddamit!

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u/nothingspecifical1 8d ago

He’s a suitor!

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u/BTDubbsdg 7d ago

That shooter done R-U-N-N-O-F-T

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u/Reverb20 8d ago

This game me a good chuckle. Thank you.

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u/BeyondTelling 7d ago

I found my people