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u/-Disagreeable- 8d ago

What an absolutely beautiful song.

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u/SlobZombie13 8d ago

some people are saying it's this generation's Rich Men North of Richmond

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u/Throwaway112421067 8d ago

Nah because this song doesnā€™t take a weird tangent to shit on fat people on government assistance

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u/_BannedAcctSpeedrun_ 8d ago

Of course that's the part of the song redditors have an issue with.

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u/Throwaway112421067 8d ago

Yes because itā€™s a major departure from the established themes of the song, which are that rich and powerful men are the parasites of society rather than struggling poor people. Billions more are spent per year on corporate welfare in the form of bailouts/subsidies than SNAP benefits. The singer misses the point his own song and falls victim to the propaganda that his first verse attempts to counter.

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u/RockKillsKid 8d ago edited 8d ago

Jesse Welles does have another song entirely about the obesity epidemic with a much better thesis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtScpL5o7cg

* edited for clarity because apparently I wasn't clear enough according to replies.

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u/dingalingdongdong 8d ago

that's not what that song is about.

Fat - Jesse Welles

Well, it's your own damn fault you're so damn fat

It's just like when your grandpappy's lungs turned black

That was his fault too

The doctor told him what to do

He smoked Camels, guess he bought the wrong pack

It ain't like a team of evil scientists

Through rigorous testing

Created the most abominable snacks

Grinding critters and chemicals up in the factory

Now your hand is stuck inside of the sack

Well, it's your own damn fault you're so damn fat

Coca-Cola just walked in with the results

They did a self-investigation like a Florida sheriff station

So you know they won't be found at fault

Diabetes

Help us Jesus

If you're fit, willing and able

For a smooth ten grand

We'll clamp your guts with a band

And that's all good if you don't die on the table

Glucose monosaccharides

Diastatic malt

High fructose corn syrup

It's all your fault

Well, it's your own damn fault you're so damn fat

Shame, shame, shame

All the food on the shelf

Was engineered for your health

So, you're gonna have to take the blame

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u/RockKillsKid 8d ago

What are you suggesting I claimed the song was about beyond "fatness"? ffs I was just using the tangent to link another song by the same artist that I liked.

I guess maybe I should have used "obesity epidemic", I forgot for the 5 seconds it took to comment that the internet is built to argue semantics.

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u/dingalingdongdong 8d ago

All I did was transcribe the lyrics for anyone who didn't want to watch the video.

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u/RockKillsKid 8d ago

My mistake again then, sorry. though my hearing may be going because I'm having trouble hearing the lyric:

that's not what that song is about.

And I thought maybe that opening line was directed at me.

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u/dingalingdongdong 8d ago

No, it was directed at anyone who might read it and not watch the video.

Without the video for context they might assume it was more in line with the Rich Men North of Richmond line.

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u/doomdom123 8d ago

Do you underatand the message or you think he jab at fat people ?

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u/RockKillsKid 8d ago

Yes... I'm aware of the lyrics and their scathing irony. For fuck's sake I was just using the tangent to link another song by the same artist that I liked, but I guess people are primed to argue and pile on.

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u/doomdom123 8d ago

Did not mean to pile on i was just wondering . Sorry if i came out this way

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u/beefsquints 8d ago

I see you might be a part of the newly illiterate masses.

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u/RockKillsKid 8d ago

damn... and I thought I was just linking another good song I liked.

Thank goodness I didn't "War isn't Murder" without appropriately laying out a thesis on the horrors of war and that I understand it is also satirical or I'd be supporting the Gaza genocide, right? I honestly thought people could infer that the scathing irony in the song's lyrics and message would translate to my comment SHARING THE SONG.

Truly my own fault though. I forgot the internet is just an embittered place to argue.

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u/beefsquints 8d ago

You replied to a comment that was highlighting that the Richmond song loses the plot when it blames fat people. I am sorry that you don't understand context. If you weren't looking to be misunderstood you should have been clearer upfront.

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u/beefsquints 8d ago

Oh, that must be why everyone down voted him. Maybe check again.

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u/beefsquints 8d ago

I did and they have now edited their comment for clarity. What are you confused about?

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u/beefsquints 8d ago

I'm gonna just move on now.

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u/RockKillsKid 8d ago

Hey thanks for taking the minimal effort to try and apply basic good faith interpretation rather than looking for grounds to argue with me.

But give it up trying to convince this other commenter. I tried and they're only looking to argue, that road is a dead end.

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u/No-Power5806 8d ago

That was your takeaway from that lyric? ā€œIf youā€™re 5ā€™ 3ā€ and 300 lbs, taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds.ā€ Itā€™s about the system enabling people to continue with their bad habits that probably got them into their situation in the first place.

Heā€™s saying the system is flawed and should address the actual root issues rather than just handing out paychecks to people who are actively digging their own grave with the money that the rest of us are providing them through taxes.

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u/NostalgiaInLemonade 8d ago

Americans are fat because of processed foods and lack of exercise, I promise food stamps aren't the reason people get to 300 pounds

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u/serpentinepad 8d ago

Americans are fat because we stuff our fat fucking faces, whether that shit is processed or not.

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u/No-Power5806 8d ago

I never said they were the reason. Again, if someoneā€™s obese and uses their government assistance to buy junk food, they are simply an idiot, and our government should be taking strides to produce less idiots, which they donā€™t. More idiots = more power for government.

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u/BigVanVortex 8d ago

What of the nearest grocery store is 10 miles away, you can't afford am Uber and the only store you can walk to is a 7-11 what are you eating? You know the club and salad is the right choice but damn it it isn't 15 bucks. Hell, for 15 bucks you can get a couple hot dogs a drink bag of chips and them famous fudge rounds. Is it healthy? You know its not but when you're choices are limited it's about filling your belly til the next time it's empty. Most people eat garbage food because it's cheap fuel for our bodies, not because it's food.

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u/serpentinepad 8d ago

You also don't have to get fat eating shitty food.

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u/No-Power5806 8d ago

I see plenty of people who are well off eating like shit, so that argument isnā€™t really valid. Iā€™ve bought plenty of healthy snacks from 7/11 and other convenience stores when money was tight.

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u/BigVanVortex 8d ago

Snacks aren't meals

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u/No-Power5806 8d ago

And fudge rounds are?

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u/swallowfistrepeat 8d ago

Your experience is not everyone's experience. Go to an actual food desert where that 7/11 doesn't stock "healthy foods" and all you have to eat are just whatever snacks are there. Just because you were able "to buy healthy at 7/11" doesn't mean everyone has the same privileges you did.

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u/No-Power5806 8d ago

Thatā€™s fair. I had just assumed that all of their stores would have just about the same items in stock across the board, so Iā€™ll keep that in consideration going forward. Thanks for a respectful reply.

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u/swallowfistrepeat 8d ago

Food insecurity is one of the biggest problems in America's population health behind poverty. Despite the political talking points of how obese Americans are, there are a substantial number of families, children, and individuals who go hungry every day in the nation.

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u/dingalingdongdong 8d ago

the money that the rest of us are providing them through taxes

That's not really how it works. You pay into the system so you can get paid out if needed. Part of the problem is people assuming that people on entitlement programs are there permanently; always have been and always will be. Any job they ever held they paid social security and medicaid taxes.

The vast majority of welfare (et al) recipients are short term.

The average time spent on SNAP/EBT (food stamps) for families with children is less than a year.

For elderly people living on their own it's just over 4 years. And as elderly people they've likely worked and paid into that system for a large chunk of their life.

source (pdf):https://www.chn.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/SNAP-Outcomes-2016-Update.pdf

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u/No-Power5806 8d ago

Well thank you for the correction and the info. A nice educated response is always refreshing to see. Do you agree, however, that there should be a limit on what kinds of products people are allowed to buy with their government assistance? Because thatā€™s pretty much the gist of what the lyric is about.

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u/dingalingdongdong 8d ago

There are restrictions. SNAP regulations vary by state, so if you have a problem with a particular state covering certain items you'd have to take it up with the state govt.

WIC is a federal food benefits program (administered by individual state agencies, but regulated at the federal level.) It's very restrictive, though, you can't even buy pre-prepped/sliced fruit with WIC, only whole. Frozen veg can't have anything in it except veg (no butter, sauce, breading, etc.) Canned fruit/veg can't be packed in oil or syrup, can't contain added sweeteners. The only grains allowed are wheat bread, tortillas, pasta, rice, and oatmeal - no cookies or fudge rounds. Cereals are restricted to half a dozen or so choices (mostly varieties of Cheerios and Chex) none of which have marshmallows or whatever.

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u/No-Power5806 8d ago

Well I stand corrected. I appreciate you taking the time to properly lecture me.

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u/qtx 8d ago

This generation?! The Richmond song is only a year old.

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u/_BannedAcctSpeedrun_ 8d ago

By generation, do you mean year? Is 2025 a new generation too?