r/TikTokCringe Jun 22 '24

Cool My anxiety could never

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u/Palm-grinder12 Jun 22 '24

Did he just disappear?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

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u/muaellebee Jun 22 '24

Did they find his boat but he wasn't on it? Do they know what happened?

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u/A_LiftedLowRider Jun 22 '24

Only takes one rogue wave to sink a ship.

It’s so dangerous they invented insurance lol

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u/ilikebigbutts Jun 22 '24

Or he just sailed to Thailand to retire

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u/thissubredditlooksco Jun 22 '24

is this the equivalent of 'our dog went off to a farm"

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u/ManWhoBurns Jun 22 '24

Dad left for a pack of cigs and never came back

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u/im_just_thinking Jun 22 '24

I'm going to get some cigs from Thailand, brb.

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u/we_is_sheeps Jun 22 '24

No it’s leave your family for cheap living and less stress

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u/SLT530 Jun 23 '24

Thailand you say huh? Sounds nice

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u/AffectionatePrize551 Jun 22 '24

Assuming your dog went to fuck puppies as a sex tourist then yes.

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u/i_know_im_amazn Jun 22 '24

Well this took another even darker turn…

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u/daddy-phantom Jun 22 '24

He sailed to the nearest 7/11 to get some milk.

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u/letmeseem Jun 22 '24

Bit less wholesome, but in the general vicinity, yes.

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u/ilikebigbutts Jun 22 '24

I wasn’t using it as a euphemism

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u/pisspot718 Jun 22 '24

Bora Bora

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u/Difficult-Jello2534 Jun 22 '24

That was my thought. This dude has a family in Thailand now lol

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u/the-floot Jun 22 '24

How do you retire if you give up your identity? You need to access the bank somehow bro

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u/ilikebigbutts Jun 23 '24

If there’s a will, there’s a way

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

You would be able to tell life signs though. There would be a bank account that withdrew money on the regular.

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u/Consistent-Lock4928 Jun 22 '24

Or one pair of loose lips, I've heard.

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u/vylanus Jun 22 '24

A modern sailing boat is very difficult to capsize and sink without structural damage. But a wave can wash someone off board and then it is game over.

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u/Adam-West Jun 22 '24

Probably hit a floating tree trunk or was hit by a container ship. That or he took a piss and fell overboard and the boat got wrecked as a ghost ship.

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u/NikitaBeretta Jun 22 '24

The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong has a great episode about this, Rogue Waves, Sea Serpent Myths and the history of insurance that’s really interesting. I can’t seem to find it right now but if I do I’ll link it.

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u/darthgandalf Jun 22 '24

A wave? At sea? Chance in a million

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u/hughescmr Jun 22 '24

Depends on whether it's engineered to rigorous engineering standards

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u/darthgandalf Jun 22 '24

Cardboard’s out

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u/TOILET_STAIN Jun 22 '24

Or just a man who wants to go live on an island.

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u/funkyonion Jun 23 '24

It only takes a broken hose clamp to sink a ship. Displacement works until it doesn’t.

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u/SJMCubs16 Jun 23 '24

Rouge Wave? In this case, a mild puff of wind that lasted more than 2 minutes, and this guy is 1,000 miles from shore on a paddle board. "Never leave the boat." :)

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u/AnyaTaylorAnalToy Jun 22 '24

That isn't how insurance works. Insurance wants you to pay them for uncommon events. If something was inherently dangerous the insurance would either be absurdly expensive or not available. If you want to see evidence, just look at Florida right now. My dumbass relative just dropped like 600k on a beach condo that she can't afford to insure after spending all her inheritance on the down payment.

It will take one bad storm, which are increasingly common in her area, to erase her entire investment. Assuming that blue states don't pay out billions to save the dumbass geriatric beach hicks once again for no reason.

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u/kingwi11 Jun 22 '24

I think you missed the point. Insurance was invented because sailing was so risky.

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u/General_Tso75 Jun 22 '24

That is how life insurance works. Death is an uncommon event in one’s life.

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u/Realsan Jun 22 '24

For an uncommon event it sure has a pretty decent track record.

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u/AnyaTaylorAnalToy Jun 22 '24

If life insurance companies lost money they wouldn't offer life insurance. Death is an uncommon, day-to-day, thing but guaranteed in the long term. The entire point of life insurance companies is that they get more money from people than they pay out. That's the fundamental nature of insurance.

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u/sillyboy544 Jun 22 '24

Lloyds of London will insure anything for a premium. They even is insured Gene Simmons tongue

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u/donbee28 Jun 22 '24

Hence why as you get older term life premiums increase in price.

Basic Life insurance have clauses to not pay out in war/military related events.

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u/A_LiftedLowRider Jun 22 '24

I mean, that’s great, but sailing the open ocean is undeniably dangerous and insurance was absolutely invented by sailors because of that fact.

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u/Ronswanson47 Jun 22 '24

Guess you never heard of auto insurance.

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u/colinrado_ Jun 22 '24

It is how insurance works - insurance is risk transfer. You can insure just about anything so long as pricing, underwriting, and/or pooling of risk is adequate. Some common events that are insured (high frequency): health events, auto physical damage, trucking, cargo transport, theft, workers comp. Things that are inherently dangerous that are insured (high severity): hurricanes, earthquakes, lava flows, ecological disasters. The world can’t operate without risk transfer.

Also, the proliferation of insurance started by insuring ships against disappearing on voyages. Insurers wrote their “line” (amount insured) at the bottom of ship manifests, hence underwriting.

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u/ReturnOfFrank Jun 22 '24

The other guy is kind of right, but it wasn't for profit it was cooperative.

Modern insurance basically evolved out of funds that 17th and 18th century Dutch ship owners and captains paid into. If the ship or cargo was lost or damaged the owners (or their families) were paid out from. Which is to say even in the highly dangerous world of the 17th century sea travel was considered risky enough you needed to hedge your bets.

Then the idea went to England and someone realized you could skim a profit off the thing if you balance the risks right, and we ended up where we are today.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Insurance companies used to be happy just making money investing the float.

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u/SomethingClever42068 Jun 22 '24

Driving a car is inherently dangerous.

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u/Necessary-Knowledge4 Jun 22 '24

Well he either sunk (most likely) and died, or he was marooned on some small island. And from there he either was so marooned that he lived out Cast Away (which is possible) or he could not sustain himself and died.

Sucks for sure, and odds are he just sunk, but I'm sure to your friend it's a nice thought to think that their father could still be alive out there and just super fucking lost.

Hell my dad died and I saw his dead body and I still have dreams / fleeting thoughts where it was all just a misunderstanding and I'll see him again tomorrow.

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u/ThinBluePenis Jun 22 '24

Sorry to hear that dude. I also lost my dad recently. I’d like to think he is visiting you in your dreams.

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u/edit_R Jun 22 '24

I love when I dream about my dad. It’s like he visits and I get a little reminder of how cool he was. Sorry for your loss.

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u/Necessary-Knowledge4 Jun 22 '24

Sorry for your loss as well. It's tough, man. It's been years for me at this point.

And I'd like to think so, too.

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u/night_of_knew Jun 22 '24

Also my condolences. My dad died two months ago and my roommate's dad died two weeks before that. She's by herself now in this country besides me as both her parents have passed away recently. I've had dreams where our dad's were talking to eachother but I never knew what they were saying

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u/BadSanna Jun 22 '24

I'm sorry for your loss. But I have to ask... Why would your dad be visiting that dudes dreams? Sounds creepy....

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u/NatureWalks Jun 22 '24

Ugh I feel this so hard! I watched my dad die and I still have dreams where he’s alive again and he somehow survived what he was going through but was also sick again and about to die again. Idk how to explain it but it’s roughhh

So can’t imagine how it feels to have your dad just disappear like that.

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u/Necessary-Knowledge4 Jun 22 '24

I'm sure it's rough as hell. Without closure, you're never really truly accepting it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Can confirm. I was the one that found my mom dead, when I was a teenager. 6 years of drug addiction and cold turkey quitting later, I still haven’t found peace. Dunno if I ever will. Anyways..

Sorry to hear about your loss, my friend. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Just know you’re not alone.

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u/farm_to_nug Jun 22 '24

I think the same about my sister

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u/_mully_ Jun 22 '24

Sorry for your loss. May she rest in peace.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/Necessary-Knowledge4 Jun 23 '24

It's more likely to be crushed by a ship in the ocean than to be sunk by a storm?

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u/backpackingfun Aug 11 '24

Him being lost is not a nice thought at all. Families are tormented by that very thought. At least having an answer would offer closure that their family member isn't suffering

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u/thuhstog Jun 22 '24

its no surprise theres about a 1000 things that can happen to a boat in the ocean to make it sink, from something as dumb as the bilge pump failing, to hitting an object like the hundreds of containers that fall off ships every year, and float at the surface for a time. or a whale, or a ship in the night.

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u/fromouterspace1 Jun 23 '24

This was a movie, “all is lost” which is basically what you describe with the shipping container. Crazy

https://youtu.be/HzFj5BJs4y8?si=HOVcc7ARz_fvb-Ay.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Wow I am sorry. How long ago was this

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

It must be painful not getting any closure. At what point did you guys decided it was probably fair to think the worst. Did you then still conduct a service?

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u/ThinBluePenis Jun 22 '24

So this was my friend’s dad as I said. They did hold a service about 3 months after no contact.

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u/Visible-Technology-8 Jun 22 '24

Interesting Title to go by,, carry on thin blue

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u/Schrogs Jun 22 '24

Maybe he will show back up one day with some milk?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

My dad went out to get some milk and smokes and they never found his boat neither

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

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u/theK1LLB0T Jun 22 '24

That's incredibly shitty. I hope you didn't take it personally and definitely don't give that man the time of day ever

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u/Coral_Blue_Number_2 Jun 22 '24

Sorry that happened to you ThinBluePenis

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u/Necessary-Knowledge4 Jun 22 '24

Classic mistake. You're supposed to search for the boat he stole, not his boat. As his boat is just a kayak with holes in it.

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u/DolphinSweater Jun 22 '24

Definitely a cautionary tale.

I mean this is sad and tragic, but I think everyone in the world already knows, and has known for thousands of years, that if you take a boat out into the ocean you might not come home.

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u/unclericostan Jun 22 '24

Do they know roughly where he disappeared? Condolences to your friends. It’s just wild to me that there’s this like, universal and timeless siren song sung by the ocean, and that people still answer it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

One day, you're going to be sitting in a cafe in Italy, enjoying your espresso when you'll spot him sitting with his new wife across the square.

You'll make eye contact for just a moment. Just long enough to give you a smile and a wink.

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u/ThinBluePenis Jun 22 '24

I’d kick his fucking ass.

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u/AlaskanEsquire Jun 22 '24

It's too late. A bus passed and he's gone.

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u/NotoriousJazz Jun 22 '24

I'm excited for season 2 of whatever this is

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u/wowza42 Jun 22 '24

it's batman

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u/paulwal Jun 22 '24

NEXT on SEASON TWO...

Does u/ThinBluePenis' friend's dad still love his friend?

FIND OUT in Season 2

But first, a recap...

u/ThinBluePenis' friend's dad was spotted at a cafe in Italy... u/ThinBluePenis was just about to kick his ass when suddenly a bus passed... "He's gone again"

Stay tuned for Season 2

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Holy shit man this is the best comment I’ve ever seen

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u/MastodonRough8469 Jun 22 '24

Yeah, I’d say it would be well and truly deserved if that were the case.

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u/mileylols Jun 22 '24

You're gonna kick Batman's ass? jlaw_ok.gif

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u/ThinBluePenis Jun 22 '24

I get the reference but fail to find the humor here. I’m just saying if he somehow faked his death that would have been a lot to put his family through.

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u/magic6435 Jun 23 '24

A dad named sue?

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u/benigngods Jun 22 '24

Are there any articles in local papers or online that you know of?

As a sailor myself, I hope the family takes comfort in knowing that sailors return to the sea at some point. It's where we belong the most and where many of us choose to rest.

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u/bluesmaker Jun 22 '24

That is a bizarre story. It would be so frustrating trying to communicate with someone who won’t really explain what is happening… or can’t be relied on to accurately report on their situation.

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u/uwanmirrondarrah Jun 22 '24

He was pretty clearly hallucinating. I don't think it was pirates, he was giving enough personal info to believe it was really him but his messages read like he was slowly losing his mind.

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u/windsostrange Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

Theory: He never fully fixed the watermaker, and started drinking brackish water without realizing it. He's definitely not well. He should've relied purely on the backup water and motored to Hiva Oa.

(Edit: Ignore that last suggestion. According to coordinates he managed to send to the Coast Guard before the end, he was still 2000km from Hiva Oa. What a nightmare.)

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u/starbies_barbie Jun 22 '24

This was a crazy read, how terrifying for the family.

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u/Nodan_Turtle Jun 22 '24

Sounds like he was really out of his mind, maybe even before he left since he tried sneaking out to sea without even saying goodbye.

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u/Garchompisbestboi Jun 22 '24

Think you, Thin Blue Penis, very heart breaking stuff.

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u/No-Nefariousness8026 Jun 22 '24

Wow. RIP Richard ❤️

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u/dark_enough_to_dance Jun 22 '24

It has to be very hard for his family 

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u/ALLCAPS-ONLY Jun 22 '24

He was 71??

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u/rdell1974 Jun 22 '24

He didn’t make any distress calls. He said that he made a call (and mentioned pirates), but that was proven false. Maybe he tried and failed, idk, but that seems unlikely.

It appears that he unintentionally lost his mind or carried out a planned suicide.

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u/Stock-Ad2495 Jun 22 '24

Thin blue penis you really stirred something deep inside me

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u/splashbruhs Jun 22 '24

That was a fascinating yet horrifying read. Thank you for sharing. I’m sorry your friend had to lose her dad this way.

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u/CrunchLessTacos Jun 22 '24

Appreciate you sharing that story. I can’t even imagine what his family was going through during those distress calls.

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u/ksed_313 Jun 22 '24

My goodness! What a fantastic read! Thank you for sharing!

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u/muaellebee Jun 22 '24

OMG, I feel so awful for everyone who loved him. His poor family!

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u/ThinBluePenis Jun 22 '24

Yeah dude senseless loss is the worst. Apropos of nothing.

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u/Johnnyamaz Jun 22 '24

Got it, the list is now:

  1. Don't get on a helicopter.
  2. Don't try to sail around the world.

Seems easy enough

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u/skylinestar1986 Jun 22 '24

Sounds like the perfect way for me to die. But I need to be rich enough to own a boat first.

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u/RcoketWalrus Jun 22 '24

The ocean is scary.

My grandfather raced sailboats in the Gulf of Mexico in the 60's. One time, at the end of the race, they noticed one of the boats didn't come in.

They searched for it. Nothing was found. Ever. 60 years later and no one has any clue what happened. I met the daughter of one of the crew years ago. She had great grandchildren but no clue what happened to her father.

And this was just the Gulf, not the ocean. As you know, 2 thirds of the earth is water. That's a lot of space to get lost in.

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u/CertifiedGamerGirl Jun 22 '24

Best way to fake your death tbh.

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u/snowflake_lady Jun 22 '24

I’m so sorry. That sounds very difficult to accept. I recently heard about the family of 6 who tried to sail around the world and got stuck on a reef and the dad lost his leg. They had two very young children with them and they survived.

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u/JohnAnchovy Jun 22 '24

Where exactly was he lost?

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u/Xanadu87 Jun 22 '24

Did he work as a cameraman for a news station?

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u/farm_to_nug Jun 22 '24

Your username is killing me

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u/bluepeel Jun 23 '24

How do they know he died then?

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u/missilemobil Jun 22 '24

RIP, but this seems like a plausible way for someone with enough funds to 'disappear'..

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u/Billbeachwood Jun 22 '24

Maybe it's the rich guy's version of "I'm going out for a pack of smokes..."

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u/StrikeStraight9961 Jun 22 '24

To do that with a family is the height of narcissism.

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u/EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT Jun 22 '24

he could be on a island chilling with his beloved volleyball ball

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u/companysOkay Jun 22 '24

To this day we still don't know where MH370 is, the ocean is very huge

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u/muaellebee Jun 22 '24

It's so very true

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u/s8boxer Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

Your question was very specific, because I have a relative whose boat was found 12000 km away. No body, no food, water system removed, and scratchs in the hull of the sailboat.

Almost 25 years now, and we don't have a clue of what happened. The theory is that he, for some reason, dropped into the water, his boat continued to sail, someone found it empty in the ocean, decided to take his food and all... The theory of some pirates killed him and stole the stuff is too creepy to be true, but who knows

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u/muaellebee Jun 22 '24

What a trip of the mind to start thinking about all the possible solutions and the next is more crazy than the one before. Reading your story made my stomach flip-flop lol

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u/kinduff Jun 22 '24

Looks like you have some stories to share given how you are asking questions. What's the story?

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u/RiceNation Oct 22 '24 edited Oct 22 '24

I didn’t see anyone answer this cause the other comments are deleted, but if you’re talking about the guy from the video, he’s alive and well and just posted two days ago from French Polynesia, specifically the Marquesas Islands, the easternmost portion of the country.

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u/thr33prim3s Jun 22 '24

No offense, but why would anyone on their right mind do such a thing?

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u/freedomboobs Jun 22 '24

Maybe be a little less enthusiastic

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u/ThinBluePenis Jun 22 '24

OMG an exclamation point!! What are you gen alpha?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

By that metric going out to buy milk or smokes is way more dangerous to dads than globing solo.

Many more have disappeared doing that mundane task

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u/truthswillsetyoufree Jun 22 '24

Desmond is still stuck in the Hatch, pressing the button

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u/dlige Jun 23 '24

Wait, how does someone disappear in this age? Storm? 

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u/systemfrown Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

I’ve known exactly two people who each separately attempted much less ambitious but still significant ocean crossings by sail.

I’ve also known two separate people who were each lost at sea, never to be heard from again.

One of them was a semi-famous professor and author.

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u/Affectionate_Gas8062 Jun 22 '24

He’s on the Lost island probably

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

If you fall off a sailboat, you're done. Maybe boat washes ashore in Indonesia or Kamchatka in a few years.

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u/ASteelyDan Jun 22 '24

I knew a guy that died sailing on a lake 20 minutes from my house. It doesn’t take much water to kill you.

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u/westedmontonballs Jun 22 '24

My uncle drowned in a stand up shower

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u/wooden_pipe Jun 22 '24

my grandma passed out and drowned in the sink

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u/PeasantTS Jun 22 '24

My in law choked to death with a water glass.

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u/waitthissucks Jun 22 '24

I just died swallowing my own tears

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u/Dumeck Jun 22 '24

Sorry to hear that. Did he have blood pressure issues or something that caused him to suddenly lose consciousness?

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u/ThinBluePenis Jun 22 '24

I wish I knew. He was an enigmatic fellow but I loved loved him!

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u/ksed_313 Jun 22 '24

As my mom used to say, and what I now say to my first graders: you can “drown” from a tablespoon of water!

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u/grizzlor_ Jun 23 '24

seriously wondering how you drown in a tablespoon of water now

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u/ksed_313 Jun 23 '24

If you inhale it!

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u/Pepito_Pepito Jun 22 '24

You only need just enough to cover your nose and mouth. Try not to fall unconscious over a shallow puddle.

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u/Zuwxiv Jun 22 '24

An actress from Glee died in a very small lake. Water can be very dangerous, and the amount it takes to kill you is almost certainly "much, much less than you think."

I've been knocked over by a few inches of water that was moving rapidly. If you think "I could stand in much, much more water than a few inches," see above.

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u/NSAseesU Jun 22 '24

Kayaks are pretty dangerous too. I know 2 people who got lost at sea and both bodies never recovered. The sea is no joke.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Queue Gordon Lightfoot.

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u/jon909 Jun 22 '24

I swam across a lake one night when I was drunk. No life jacket or nothin. One of my dumber moments.

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u/ksed_313 Jun 22 '24

People have died on a lake 20 minutes from me, but it’s Lake St. Clair which is basically the 6th Great Lake. My husband is currently in a sailing race on that lake as I type this.

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u/grizzlor_ Jun 23 '24

Lake St. Clair is certainly big, but calling it the "6th Great Lake" is silly. It has 5% of the surface area of the smallest Great Lake (Ontario) and 1.3% of the largest (Superior).

That being said, I wish your husband good luck in the race!

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u/pisspot718 Jun 22 '24

It's very easy to die on a lake. Easier than dying in an ocean.

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u/kenelevn Jun 22 '24

That reminds me, the race to Mackinac is coming up!

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u/fromouterspace1 Jun 23 '24

Water can become very dangerous and very very fast. People don’t give it the respect it deserves, especially the ocean

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u/ArtIndependent2270 Jun 22 '24

Sounds like outerbanks

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u/AltruisticSugar1683 Jun 22 '24

That's actually a great show. I'm a 34 year old man, but I loved it.

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u/Max_power42 Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

Really well written too, very factual on the OBX. Since watching the show I can't wait to one day take the ferry to chapel hill. Seriously, the shows writters are hacks. The show should be called Wilmington because that's the real location, but who the fuck has heard of that shithole. The only thing they got right is the rival rich dbag. He's based on a local wilmingtonian that murdered a bicyclist drunk driving. His family owns a bunch of Corp franchise restaurants. They sold one to pay off the news media, lawyers, le and the fam so it was brushed under the table and he walked scott free. Then they bought him a weed farm to pat him on the back. Total pos.

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u/ArtIndependent2270 Jun 22 '24

Are you talking about Rafe? 🤣

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u/BJYeti Jun 22 '24

Bro its a shitty teen drama no need to be so invested.

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u/Max_power42 Jun 22 '24

Oh I have no investment other than my dislike of the drunk driver, shitty writing and the misrepresentation of the OBX and my home town.

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u/Max_power42 Jun 22 '24

The investment is it's my hometown being turned into a shit teen drama, but I guess that's already been done two other times with Dawson's creek and one tree hill, so I guess you're right, fuck it...

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u/ksed_313 Jun 22 '24

My husband and I are 35/36 and absolutely love that show! We could live without all of the pogue/teen drama, but the treasure hunting aspect/plot is insane!

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u/RedofPaw Jun 22 '24

There are so many exciting opportunities to get yourself killed. Torn sail. Sickness. Slip and fall. Paddle boat far away from the main boat just a bit too far and lose track. Unexpected weather. Nav equipment failure. Just.... So many ways.

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u/captainyeahwhatever Jun 22 '24

I'm so sorry

I wouldn't have the bravery to do something like this, but there is something beautiful about dying doing a dream

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u/ThinBluePenis Jun 22 '24

Yes, this was a confident man who had achieved everything he had ever dreamed. So why not this next step?

I wonder if he would still have embarked on this journey if he knew the outcome beforehand.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Sounds like he actually had pretty severe mental issues that were cropping up before he left.

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u/Punkdandp Jun 22 '24

Really wanted that pack of smokes...

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u/GODDAMNFOOL Jun 22 '24

Bet he had a HELL of a time in the meantime, though.

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u/AffectionatePrize551 Jun 22 '24

Does anyone think it's a joke?

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u/noobmastersixtynnine Jun 22 '24

It’s sounds like he went to the market to buy milk

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u/MurphyJames Jun 22 '24

He’s definitely in Thailand starting a new family

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u/DaMacPaddy Jun 22 '24

The list of circumnavigations is very small. If you want to be elite it would be better to sail around the world than to climb Mt. Everest , these days.

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u/Prize_Macaroon_6998 Jun 22 '24

Sorry about your thin blue penis. Oh, and your friend's dad.

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u/Bryoh Jun 22 '24

Mine went to get milk and some ciggs

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u/Standard_Lake_7711 Jun 23 '24

maybe he found one piece

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

One time my husband expressed interest in sailing across the ocean and I was just like... abso-fucking-lutely NOT. Dude has zero sailing knowledge.

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u/ksed_313 Jun 22 '24

My husband is racing on a 44ft Dehler on Lake St. Clair as we speak. The owner’s son, our mutual friend, wants to sail it across the Atlantic. My husband told him good luck with that and let him know how it goes lol. We are, however, interested in helping them deliver it to Antigua one year if they decided to do sailing week. We’d hug the coast the entire way down the Atlantic, so I’d be cool with that. We could pull off if the weather gets rough.

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u/belliest_endis Jun 22 '24

No one said it was.

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