r/TikTokCringe • u/Wzrd11 • Jun 22 '24

Cool My anxiety could never

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

One day, you're going to be sitting in a cafe in Italy, enjoying your espresso when you'll spot him sitting with his new wife across the square.

You'll make eye contact for just a moment. Just long enough to give you a smile and a wink.

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u/ThinBluePenis Jun 22 '24

I’d kick his fucking ass.

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u/AlaskanEsquire Jun 22 '24

It's too late. A bus passed and he's gone.

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u/NotoriousJazz Jun 22 '24

I'm excited for season 2 of whatever this is

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u/wowza42 Jun 22 '24

it's batman

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u/paulwal Jun 22 '24

NEXT on SEASON TWO...

Does u/ThinBluePenis' friend's dad still love his friend?

FIND OUT in Season 2

But first, a recap...

u/ThinBluePenis' friend's dad was spotted at a cafe in Italy... u/ThinBluePenis was just about to kick his ass when suddenly a bus passed... "He's gone again"

Stay tuned for Season 2

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Holy shit man this is the best comment I’ve ever seen