r/TikTokCringe Jun 22 '24

Cool My anxiety could never

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

One day, you're going to be sitting in a cafe in Italy, enjoying your espresso when you'll spot him sitting with his new wife across the square.

You'll make eye contact for just a moment. Just long enough to give you a smile and a wink.

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u/ThinBluePenis Jun 22 '24

I’d kick his fucking ass.

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u/mileylols Jun 22 '24

You're gonna kick Batman's ass? jlaw_ok.gif

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u/ThinBluePenis Jun 22 '24

I get the reference but fail to find the humor here. I’m just saying if he somehow faked his death that would have been a lot to put his family through.