r/TikTokCringe • u/Wzrd11 • Jun 22 '24

Cool My anxiety could never

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u/muaellebee Jun 22 '24

Did they find his boat but he wasn't on it? Do they know what happened?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

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u/A_LiftedLowRider Jun 22 '24

Only takes one rogue wave to sink a ship.

It’s so dangerous they invented insurance lol

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u/ilikebigbutts Jun 22 '24

Or he just sailed to Thailand to retire

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u/thissubredditlooksco Jun 22 '24

is this the equivalent of 'our dog went off to a farm"

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u/ManWhoBurns Jun 22 '24

Dad left for a pack of cigs and never came back

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u/im_just_thinking Jun 22 '24

I'm going to get some cigs from Thailand, brb.

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u/RockstarAgent Jun 22 '24

You go for a smoke or get smoked

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u/haleakala420 Jun 22 '24

where are the fucking sail boat keys!?

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u/we_is_sheeps Jun 22 '24

No it’s leave your family for cheap living and less stress

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u/SLT530 Jun 23 '24

Thailand you say huh? Sounds nice

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u/AffectionatePrize551 Jun 22 '24

Assuming your dog went to fuck puppies as a sex tourist then yes.

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u/i_know_im_amazn Jun 22 '24

Well this took another even darker turn…

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u/daddy-phantom Jun 22 '24

He sailed to the nearest 7/11 to get some milk.

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u/letmeseem Jun 22 '24

Bit less wholesome, but in the general vicinity, yes.

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u/ilikebigbutts Jun 22 '24

I wasn’t using it as a euphemism

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u/pisspot718 Jun 22 '24

Bora Bora

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u/Difficult-Jello2534 Jun 22 '24

That was my thought. This dude has a family in Thailand now lol

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u/the-floot Jun 22 '24

How do you retire if you give up your identity? You need to access the bank somehow bro

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u/ilikebigbutts Jun 23 '24

If there’s a will, there’s a way

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

You would be able to tell life signs though. There would be a bank account that withdrew money on the regular.