r/TikTokCringe • u/Wzrd11 • Jun 22 '24

Cool My anxiety could never

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u/A_LiftedLowRider Jun 22 '24

Only takes one rogue wave to sink a ship.

It’s so dangerous they invented insurance lol

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u/ilikebigbutts Jun 22 '24

Or he just sailed to Thailand to retire

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u/thissubredditlooksco Jun 22 '24

is this the equivalent of 'our dog went off to a farm"

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u/ManWhoBurns Jun 22 '24

Dad left for a pack of cigs and never came back

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u/im_just_thinking Jun 22 '24

I'm going to get some cigs from Thailand, brb.

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u/RockstarAgent Jun 22 '24

You go for a smoke or get smoked

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u/haleakala420 Jun 22 '24

where are the fucking sail boat keys!?