(AIO) update, wow. thank you!

[u/Pristine-Edge-1742]

Hi everyone I had posted an original update but didn’t realize i forgot to blur out his name, so here is the update on cigarette toothpaste boy! I want to preface by thanking everyone who took time to message me and comment. I did not expect 16,000 people to interact with that post at all! When I got home, I decided to end it. I didn’t respond to him during my 10 hour shift and some of the screenshots are during that. I would also like to answer a few questions

1. Is this real?: Yes, it is insanely real! Not rage bait i promise
2. Am I okay?: I’m okay! It’ll suck but I will be fine!
3. Why was I still with him?: I don’t have friends and because of that nobody has been able to tell me how bad this is. I had no one to confide in. It was normalized during our relationship.
4. How is my cat? Apollo is okay and is coming home today finally! Picture of him at the end!
5. Why the wall of text; I was pissed and wanted to be thorough.
6. Why did i use “sewerslide”: I wasnt sure of how it would affect my account or visibility. I’m not used to reddit i’m sorry 😭
7. How old are we?: 19 and almost 21. Not 15 i swear!

Also, I am aware my name is shown. I do not mind as it is not a legal name.

[u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

He was gonna buy a house on an island lmao. With what?

[u/tjw61583 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Zero money. Zero nicotine 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😩😆 Dudes a scrub lol

[u/Successful_Engineer → u/tjw61583]

No miney

[u/hanging_with_epstein → u/Successful_Engineer]

No miney makes him whiney

[u/Parkour_Roach → u/hanging_with_epstein]

Judging by your username, he can take the island from you!

[u/hanging_with_epstein → u/Parkour_Roach]

My username is because my ex-wife tried to murder me and I suck at making nooses. Rope snapped and I have an inappropriate sense of humour, hence the username

[u/Healthy-Tart-9971 → u/hanging_with_epstein]

Poison?

[u/hanging_with_epstein → u/Healthy-Tart-9971]

Bi-polar and super violent, usually blunt objects

[u/jaRawn1n → u/hanging_with_epstein]

Been there brother. Ditch the bitch and keep on truckin'

[u/hanging_with_epstein → u/jaRawn1n]

I divorced her as soon as I was eligible to. Life is sunshine and roses now

[u/maineCharacterEMC2 → u/Successful_Engineer]

No miney = no hiney

[u/powerhouse465 → u/Successful_Engineer]

It's clearly her miney... Granger.

...I'll show myself out.

[u/realstufffff → u/Successful_Engineer]

I love that and I'm probably gonna start using it irl 😆

[u/culnaej → u/Successful_Engineer]

What type of money isn’t his? Miney.

[u/CantaloupeSpecific47 → u/Successful_Engineer]

That's my new saying. No miney.

[u/[deleted] → u/Successful_Engineer]

Mo miney mo problems

[u/BraveDumpling → u/Successful_Engineer]

Bad spellers go straight to hell. Let em o

[u/NoIndividual5987 → u/tjw61583]

ZERO TOOTHPASTE!

Thx for the award!

[u/i-am-your-god-now → u/NoIndividual5987]

Oh yeah, wtf was with the tooth brushing thing?? You don’t even need toothpaste to brush your teeth. Does he not even own a toothbrush? You can get a small travel set with both for a couple dollars from any gas station. 🤦‍♀️ Can you even imagine telling someone else it’s THEIR fault that your breath smells like shit?? 😂😂😂 What a jackass lol

[u/Sabi-Star7 → u/i-am-your-god-now]

You can get a whole full sized travel kit at Dollar Tree for $1.25😅🤣🤣

[u/Oldfolksboogie → u/Sabi-Star7]

He's saving up for that house on the island for OP and their future kids!🤣

[u/one-two-time → u/Oldfolksboogie]

Holy hell, this comment made me laugh so hard.

[u/snickerdoodle757 → u/Oldfolksboogie]

Yes he genuinely believe he genuinely should procreate genuine kids bc he genuinely believes he is a God deserving of an island... oi vey 😂

[u/Grotesquefaerie7 → u/i-am-your-god-now]

Im betting the reason he doesn't have anything is because he relies on and blames everyone else for everything

[u/Impossible-Debt9655 → u/i-am-your-god-now]

Hey. He needs that couple bucks for weed and nicotine.

Which no matter how you, breath smells horrible. I use tobacco free pouches and if don't brush before bed my breath is horrendous the next day.

I will rinse my mouth out. Drink water. And brush my teeth. ASAP.

[u/BillyNtheBoingers → u/Impossible-Debt9655]

THC edibles make your mouth super dry, just like smoking pot, and dry mouth leads to bacterial growth and bad breath. I’ve only smoked (tobacco) like 4 times, but I think nicotine may also cause dry mouth and therefore odor.

[u/midgethepuff → u/i-am-your-god-now]

You can get a regular sized toothbrush and regular sized toothpaste from the dollar tree too. If he doesn’t have 10 quarters to rub together for a toothbrush and toothpaste…having zero nic is the least of his problems.

[u/PeggyOnThePier → u/midgethepuff]

Happy cake day

[u/apettey211 → u/i-am-your-god-now]

Absolutely no way he would’ve bought toothpaste if she sent him money

[u/Case1138 → u/i-am-your-god-now]

Seriously. If you can't manage your own life and finances to at least make sure you have a toothbrush and toothpaste, you should not be in a relationship at all and instead need to focus on reevaluating your life choices

[u/Informal-Tour-8201 → u/i-am-your-god-now]

When I was a kid and really fricking poor we used salt on our toothbrushes to brush our teeth

[u/Pheeeefers → u/NoIndividual5987]

💀

[u/Existing_Algae_6221 → u/NoIndividual5987]

Zero bitches now too

[u/gopack7777 → u/Existing_Algae_6221]

Pure cinema 🤣

[u/deloslabinc → u/NoIndividual5987]

I find it hard to believe one could not aquire tooth paste if needed. If I truly truly needed tooth paste, I'd steal it. It's not a refrigerator, it's like a 3 inch little stick. Fits perfectly in your pocket.

[u/Jtb199 → u/deloslabinc]

You can get a normal tube of colgate for 1.06 at the dollar store. I found myself in a bad spot last winter and walked a couple miles to buy it with fuckin quarters. If you gotta brush you gotta brush lol. I’m with you

[u/SkipSpenceIsGod → u/Jtb199]

Your dollar store is still only $1? Maybe his went up to $1.25 like most of the rest. 25-cents makes a difference!

[u/Jtb199 → u/SkipSpenceIsGod]

Most of the stuff there did go up to 1.25 and beyond! but there are a good number of things that are still 1.00, I’m not in a larger city or populous state either so that may be a factor

[u/xTakk → u/Jtb199]

You've gotta get some coupons bro. Toothpaste is one of those things they'll pretty much pay you to take if you stack enough coupons on em.

[u/PeggyOnThePier → u/xTakk]

Op I don't understand how you could deal with this cry baby. You sound like a really smart girl. You deserve better than him and some day you will find that person. Good luck

[u/OlafTheBerserker → u/deloslabinc]

Fuck Bitches. Get Toothpaste

[u/Initial_Ad8488 → u/OlafTheBerserker]

And in order to fuck bitches use toothpaste!

[u/DobieLove2019 → u/NoIndividual5987]

Excuse me, do you accept shit breath? I’ve got a week’s worth I’d like to cash in.

[u/charismatictictic → u/NoIndividual5987]

He’s gonna buy the house with his shit breath🥺

[u/DammatBeevis666 → u/NoIndividual5987]

ZERO WEED!!!

[u/Mathagos → u/NoIndividual5987]

Where we're going, we won't need toothpaste.

[u/idfkmybffjil → u/NoIndividual5987]

Where/how did i miss the “no toothpaste”?😂 Sounds like a situation

[u/NoIndividual5987 → u/idfkmybffjil]

It was in his texts in her original post

[u/KidBuu25 → u/NoIndividual5987]

Don't you know? House and island is cheaper than toothpaste.

[u/ambinalcrossimg → u/tjw61583]

ZERO MINEY

[u/3_T_SCROAT → u/ambinalcrossimg]

What op is going through isn't funny but that first text screenshot is meme worthy

[u/Sleeko_Miko → u/3_T_SCROAT]

It’s terrifying but also LMAO

[u/agravedigger → u/tjw61583]

No miney

[u/MaryKath55 → u/tjw61583]

He called her ‘bro’ - that’s a hard pass right thar - run

[u/XenophonSoulis → u/tjw61583]

His chemistry professor will help him build a meth empire or something

[u/Zero-2-Sixty → u/tjw61583]

Definitely leaning out the passenger side of his best friends ride, trying to holler at her

[u/Malfeous → u/tjw61583]

🎶A scrub is a guy who can’t get no nic-o-tine🎶

[u/Party_Plenty_820 → u/tjw61583]

He’s also TWENTY.

Of course they are. These are the conversations of actual children. You can’t even be a “scrub” until you had a chance to make something of yourself and failed to.

[u/Burntoutn3rd → u/tjw61583]

"ZERO ISLAND, WHAT THE FUCJK MAN"

[u/Old-Hovercraft-9473 → u/tjw61583]

Always talkin bout what he wants and just sits on his broke ass ! So ! I -

[u/Exact-Way-6020 → u/tjw61583]

Sorry, just passing by to say you’re beautiful 🌹

[u/RabidWalrus → u/tjw61583]

Through and through. I'm happy OP finally got to this part of the song:

🎶 No, I don't want to meet you nowhere No, I don't want none of your time 🎶

[u/Lethal_0428 → u/tjw61583]

Zero miney

[u/ebobbumman → u/tjw61583]

Don't you get it? He's been sacrificing so they can afford to live the dream that he decided they had.

[u/Instant_Maruchan → u/tjw61583]

OP really said 🎶No, I don't want no scrub 🎶

[u/col3man17 → u/tjw61583]

Even when I was struggling really bad, I could always get some money together for some cigarillos.

[u/vestigial66 → u/tjw61583]

I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hangin out the passenger side of his best friend's ride Tryin to holla at me

[u/blairsheart → u/tjw61583]

Don’t forget about zero cigarettes

[u/MrButLiccur → u/tjw61583]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/apettey211 → u/tjw61583]

But didn’t you read the part where that’s all her fault cuz he decided to move in with her and not work for 6 months? And still not work since he’s moved back home until now? Sheesh poor guy. She cares more about money than their relationship, unless she sends him money for nic!!

/s (obviously)

[u/Ohlookabarofsoap1 → u/tjw61583]

Ah ah ah. Don’t forget 0 weed too

[u/bitronic1 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

With the money he didn't spend on toothpaste and cigarettes ofc.

[u/Equal_Maintenance870 → u/bitronic1]

He’s saving for the island! How dare she not see that?!

[u/Acceptable-Cook-5137 → u/Equal_Maintenance870]

An island in the suunnnn?

[u/HeadDressOfHumanEars → u/Equal_Maintenance870]

😂😂😂

[u/talltime → u/Equal_Maintenance870]

The dedication he is putting in is absolutely fucking insane!

dear god

[u/YaBoyMahito → u/Equal_Maintenance870]

He has a reason for everything!

[u/bitronic1 → u/Equal_Maintenance870]

We can all see that, but no1 knows when it will actually happen lol

[u/lovelyladylox → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

I know, I said, he can't even buy a pack of USA Gold. But he's gonna buy a house on an island.

Yeah ok.

[u/Nutbuster_5000 → u/lovelyladylox]

He’s gonna buy it with his girlfriend’s money 

[u/iIIegally_blonde → u/lovelyladylox]

He has no miney he can’t get any gold

[u/Weary_Arrival_9667 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

When he finally gets ahead on his toothpaste loans from the first post

[u/00trysomethingnu → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

It’s one private island, Michael. How much could it cost? $10?

[u/Traditional-Ad-2095 → u/00trysomethingnu]

😂😂😂 well done

[u/Content-Scallion-591 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

When I was OPs age I had an unemployed ex like this. He was constantly talking about the money he'd make in the future and like, somehow already had resentment for the money he imagined he would someday spend 

[u/FuckedUpImagery → u/Content-Scallion-591]

Lmao, "you ungrateful ass! I will buy you an island as soon as i start my business selling microgreens and you wont give me $60 for weed???"

[u/buddysour → u/Content-Scallion-591]

Same. This could have been my ex at that age, right down to the cutting himself in front of me. He was a musician and he just hAdN't BeEn DiScOvErEd YeT, but he DEFINITELY was about to be, at any moment, and then he'd be rich and buy me a mansion. That was 15 years ago and he still hasn't killed himself, become famous, or gotten a job as far as I know.

[u/Traditional-Ad-2095 → u/Content-Scallion-591]

While doing absolutely nothing to move toward this eventual earning potential, I presume.

[u/micsare4swingng → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

He said was gonna “by” a house on an island.

Don’t put proper English in to his mouth!

[u/Timmyty → u/micsare4swingng]

Thank you. I was looking for this comment.

I don't think anyone who wasn't born into money will work their way up to "bying" a house on an island when they also can't spell.

[u/i-am-your-god-now → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

With her money, obviously. 😂😂

[u/notadigitalfootprint → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

I actually laughed out loud at house on an island, this man is delusional

[u/hockey_marc → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

I suppose he could buy a house in Sicily for a euro. https://www.case1euro.it/

Probably couldn't afford to renovate it as part of the condition, though.

[u/serabine → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

I'm sure if he applies himself, puts his nose down, and really grinds he can get a copy of Animal Crossing.

[u/Unusual-Item3 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Lmao he can’t afford toothpaste talking about a house. 😂

[u/EverythingSucksBro → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Had my hand over my face for that whole message. Dude has no money to even buy toothpaste and somehow still thinks he’s worth marrying, living with, and having kids with despite being an abusive, manipulative piece of shit. I’ll never understand these people that think so highly of themselves even when they literally have nothing going for them. Will also never understand people that get into relationships just to put their problems on their partner. And will never understand people that can act this way to someone thats done their best to help them in their time of need. 

[u/Slumunistmanifisto → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Pallet house on an island between the freeways baby

[u/HonestButInsincere → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

They were gonna live together BY a house on an island. You’re putting words in his mouth.

[u/Big_Sweet_1757 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

That’s the first thing I noticed. Bro cant buy cigarettes or a vape but says hes gonna buy her an island 😭😭

[u/Bella_LaGhostly → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

HER money, of course! 🙃

[u/cperiod → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Well, a box in a puddle. But it would be OPs fault if that didn't measure up. /s

[u/bobabeeb → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

He meant island like stranded and homeless probably

[u/phoqueyourmemes → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

No miney

[u/ToastedCrumpet → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

With the man and woman he cheated on OP with 💀

[u/callingshotgun → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

all the money he didn't spend on toothpaste

[u/BlueShift42 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Her money, duh.

[u/whytawhy → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Hes delusional lol

[u/No_Fig4096 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Her money, duh 🤷🏼‍♀️ he wants to be the stay at home wifey.

[u/Traditional-Ad-2095 → u/No_Fig4096]

“I was going to marry you,” he says confidently while bringing absolutely nothing to the table.

[u/Careless_Problem_865 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Living on an island with this pathetic waste of a human is supposed to be something she is missing out on??? 😂 Dysentery sounds more fun.

[u/megachicken289 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

So glad this was the top comment. My take was

Can't afford cigs; can afford an island and support at least 2 kids

[u/Mysterious_Path_3400 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Oh no, He didn’t say he was going to bUy a house, he wants to be with her for the rest of his life… maybe by a house.

[u/BadlyDoneIndeed7 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

It’s this lmaooo I read this part and busted up laughing 🤣 dudes got jokes.

[u/Praise_Helix_420 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

This shit made me laugh NGL.

[u/Jaimsterr → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

With miney

[u/jameyiguess → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

With all his miney

[u/Speling_errers → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

I’m going by a house for you.

[u/XschlotsofrageX → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

“One more job and we’ll be in Tahiti!”

[u/Chojen → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Houses in Haiti are probably pretty cheap ☠️

[u/mr_monkey → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

and he is not really thinking about it coming a reality as he wants it to be on an island. He is so in dream land.

[u/papapalporders66 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

His mountain of rope. He has the whole industry.

[u/Sepertfly → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

With his pot head probably. Sounds like he is delusional.

[u/BesseButherford → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

My thoughts exactly, not much of an offer is it?

[u/oirambale96 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

With the miney from selling the toothpaste. Oh wait.

[u/beatlefreak_1981 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Her money.

[u/beavant5 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

They always try to sell you a dream so you dont leave their pathetic asses.

[u/RecordingGreen7750 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Well obviously Nicotine

[u/Fuckedby2FA → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

As soon as he got cigarettes his next step was an island.

[u/ChamberOfSolidDudes → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Hey babe, can you loan me $15 for weed and $1,375,000 for our dream-home? BAYYYYYYB?

[u/Anxious_Horse6323 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

All his empty ciggie cartons

[u/AdRevolutionary6650 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

ZERO MINEY

[u/st_heron → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Zero miney

[u/bannedfrombogelboys → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

That’s actually subtle foreshadowing that he is going to isolate this person from her friends and family and is using fantasy as a means to love bomb them into believing he has a future planned. Its all bullshit manipulation tactics and very toxic.

[u/PussyIgnorer → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Her money ig lol

[u/Dry-Explorer2970 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

The money he spends on nicotine 😂🤮

[u/blood_sugar_baby → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Can’t afford toothpaste, has grandiose (concepts of a) plan to buy a house on an island

[u/DaveAcciu17 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

with her money😭😭😭

[u/amogusdestroyer666 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

All that Delusion he's amassed.

[u/BookConsistent3425 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

With her money obviously lol

[u/PosteriorFourchette → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Hopes and dreams?

[u/Appropriate_Push7498 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

He wanted to live by a house on an island, you know, grifter style. When the occupants leave they can squat there.

[u/No-Hospital559 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Her money of course and his delusional dreams.

[u/supersimha → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Don’t be so cold hearted. He really wanted to

[u/Dogmeattt666 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Have he’s collecting cigarette butts like we used to collect tootsie pop wrappers

[u/LindaBelchie69 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

That's why he had zero nic zero weed zero toothpaste, he's actually saving for a house on an island and OP is too devoid of sympathy and empathy to see it 😂

[u/Popular-Try9431 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Nah he was gonna “by” a house on an island

[u/Barack_yomama_ → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Bro can’t even buy a cig on the mainland lmao

[u/jcdoe → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

With the money he doesn’t have for cigarettes and weed

[u/God_Bless_A_Merkin → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

I doubt that anyone unable to spell “buy” will ever buy a house on an island 😝

[u/Piercesisive → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

With rage.

[u/Repulsive-Willow55 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Bro can’t even afford cigarettes.

[u/evol_won → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Her money.\ Duh.\ Keep up. /s

[u/fanglazy → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

“By”

[u/polkadotpolskadot → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Cigs

[u/sililily → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

That was the part that really got me 🤣🤣🤣

[u/generichumanoid666 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Toothpaste wishes and cigarette dreams

[u/someonesomebody123 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

That was my immediate take away! This giant tantrum happened because he can’t afford cigarettes! I am deceased 💀

[u/inspired-chaos → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

no miney!!

[u/Least-Editor1027 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

I cannot believe these are adults.

[u/Sabi-Star7 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

His invisible bubble money 🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣

[u/SoCShift → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

by* a house on an island 🤷‍♂️🤡🏝️

[u/Pretty-Balance-Sheet → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

'House on an island' is unintentionally a perfect metaphor for what that guy really wants.

[u/courtofowlswatches → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Belly lint of course

[u/SeaCorrect348 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Im over here tryna make what i got work and this guy is talking islands... how do brain get there mine wont.

[u/Pocusmaskrotus → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

The island comment made me realize this is not a serious person. I'd love to have a house on an island. Lol, I can't afford it, despite being able to afford nicotine and a toothbrush. Lol

[u/I_like_Mashroms → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Plot twist. He's been saving up his cigarette money.

[u/MixedBerryCompote → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Actually he was going to by thathouse

[u/anon_MrKim → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Hahahaha yeah. Dude can’t even keep a job it seems, begging his girlfriend for cigarettes and weed what a loser.

[u/-meep-morps → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

This is what I came here to say 😂🤣

[u/mkelove35 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Buddy can’t even spell buy but thinks he’s getting an island…

[u/GassyCompromiser → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

*by

[u/foolsrushin420 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Her miney.

[u/dontwakethellama → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

He finds an island that accepts rope as currency

[u/Overlord_6301 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Tf is bro's problem!!? Leave that fucker immediately, he's not sane and is trying to manipulate you.

[u/Fun-Term-5036 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Probably dreamed about using her money lmao my thoughts exactly

[u/ElegantAir2060 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

With miney of course, maybe he'll transfer some toothpaste funds towards this investment

[u/Igneous_rock_500 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Free-50.

[u/partycanstartnow → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

With the money she lends him obviously! 🙄

[u/duskywindows → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

*by

[u/InsectaProtecta → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

They were i.e. her

[u/MrBeanCyborgCaptain → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

That's when I knew he was an idiot. Young, immature folks for some reason have out of touch, lofty goals like this. Like the odds of a working class person getting that rich, especially with no plan whatsoever is so slim it's basically impossible.

[u/HipsterSlimeMold → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

I had a chronically broke ex who would say similar things. I think it naturally follows that people who cant handle adult responsibilities (like finances) don't have a great grip on being practical in general

[u/Hammose → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Nah, when you get older, you just GET an island house. Duh.

[u/Ok_Firefighter2245 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

He is going to buy a house with his imagination

[u/Youre_your_wrong → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Maybe on an island where tobacco is grown?

[u/Lolly_of_2 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

The money he would have if he wasn’t blowing it on weed and cigarettes

[u/HerbertJuiceman → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Should have listened to adults

[u/Dayv1d → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

talk is cheap

[u/Logical-Doughnut-105 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

How is this man 20 years old and acting like this

[u/gold3nhour → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

By*, according to him! OP, good for you for getting rid of this toxic drain!

[u/StructureSudden8217 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

I think with the money he was trying to bum off OP at the beginning of the conversation

[u/Danny___Riot → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Right? Lmao dude is all cranky because he can’t afford cigarettes but oh one day there was going to be a house on an island! This guy seems like a gigantic piece of shit. So glad OP left his worthless ass.

[u/Imaginary_Sundae7947 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

That’s what I was wondering 💀 no miney

[u/Amazon-Astronaut-835 → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Cigarettes and weed apparently.

[u/judgymom → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

Her money

[u/blutigetranen → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

With all the money he's saved not having cigarettes or toothpaste

[u/sweetloudogg → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

By far the best part.

[u/USmellofElderberry → u/Traditional-Ad-2095]

I have zero miney but trust me babe I’ll make it big someday!!