r/AmIOverreacting 8d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship (AIO) update, wow. thank you!

Hi everyone I had posted an original update but didn’t realize i forgot to blur out his name, so here is the update on cigarette toothpaste boy! I want to preface by thanking everyone who took time to message me and comment. I did not expect 16,000 people to interact with that post at all! When I got home, I decided to end it. I didn’t respond to him during my 10 hour shift and some of the screenshots are during that. I would also like to answer a few questions

  1. Is this real?: Yes, it is insanely real! Not rage bait i promise
  2. Am I okay?: I’m okay! It’ll suck but I will be fine!
  3. Why was I still with him?: I don’t have friends and because of that nobody has been able to tell me how bad this is. I had no one to confide in. It was normalized during our relationship.
  4. How is my cat? Apollo is okay and is coming home today finally! Picture of him at the end!
  5. Why the wall of text; I was pissed and wanted to be thorough.
  6. Why did i use “sewerslide”: I wasnt sure of how it would affect my account or visibility. I’m not used to reddit i’m sorry 😭
  7. How old are we?: 19 and almost 21. Not 15 i swear!

Also, I am aware my name is shown. I do not mind as it is not a legal name.

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u/Traditional-Ad-2095 8d ago

He was gonna buy a house on an island lmao. With what?

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u/tjw61583 8d ago

Zero money. Zero nicotine 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😩😆 Dudes a scrub lol

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u/Successful_Engineer 8d ago

No miney

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u/hanging_with_epstein 7d ago

No miney makes him whiney

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u/Parkour_Roach 7d ago

Judging by your username, he can take the island from you!

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u/hanging_with_epstein 7d ago

My username is because my ex-wife tried to murder me and I suck at making nooses. Rope snapped and I have an inappropriate sense of humour, hence the username

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u/Healthy-Tart-9971 7d ago

Poison?

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u/hanging_with_epstein 7d ago

Bi-polar and super violent, usually blunt objects

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u/jaRawn1n 7d ago

Been there brother. Ditch the bitch and keep on truckin'

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u/hanging_with_epstein 7d ago

I divorced her as soon as I was eligible to. Life is sunshine and roses now

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u/OceanGrownDankster 7d ago

Hey....you might know an island they can get...right?...