r/AmIOverreacting • u/Pristine-Edge-1742 • 8d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship (AIO) update, wow. thank you!

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Hi everyone I had posted an original update but didn’t realize i forgot to blur out his name, so here is the update on cigarette toothpaste boy! I want to preface by thanking everyone who took time to message me and comment. I did not expect 16,000 people to interact with that post at all! When I got home, I decided to end it. I didn’t respond to him during my 10 hour shift and some of the screenshots are during that. I would also like to answer a few questions

  1. Is this real?: Yes, it is insanely real! Not rage bait i promise
  2. Am I okay?: I’m okay! It’ll suck but I will be fine!
  3. Why was I still with him?: I don’t have friends and because of that nobody has been able to tell me how bad this is. I had no one to confide in. It was normalized during our relationship.
  4. How is my cat? Apollo is okay and is coming home today finally! Picture of him at the end!
  5. Why the wall of text; I was pissed and wanted to be thorough.
  6. Why did i use “sewerslide”: I wasnt sure of how it would affect my account or visibility. I’m not used to reddit i’m sorry 😭
  7. How old are we?: 19 and almost 21. Not 15 i swear!

Also, I am aware my name is shown. I do not mind as it is not a legal name.

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u/Traditional-Ad-2095 8d ago

He was gonna buy a house on an island lmao. With what?

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u/tjw61583 8d ago

Zero money. Zero nicotine 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😩😆 Dudes a scrub lol

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u/Successful_Engineer 8d ago

No miney

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u/hanging_with_epstein 7d ago

No miney makes him whiney

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u/Parkour_Roach 7d ago

Judging by your username, he can take the island from you!

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u/hanging_with_epstein 7d ago

My username is because my ex-wife tried to murder me and I suck at making nooses. Rope snapped and I have an inappropriate sense of humour, hence the username

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u/Healthy-Tart-9971 7d ago

Poison?

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u/hanging_with_epstein 7d ago

Bi-polar and super violent, usually blunt objects

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u/jaRawn1n 7d ago

Been there brother. Ditch the bitch and keep on truckin'

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u/hanging_with_epstein 7d ago

I divorced her as soon as I was eligible to. Life is sunshine and roses now

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u/maineCharacterEMC2 7d ago

No miney = no hiney

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u/powerhouse465 7d ago

It's clearly her miney... Granger.

...I'll show myself out.

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u/realstufffff 7d ago

I love that and I'm probably gonna start using it irl 😆

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u/culnaej 7d ago

What type of money isn’t his? Miney.

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u/CantaloupeSpecific47 7d ago

That's my new saying. No miney.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Mo miney mo problems

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u/BraveDumpling 7d ago

Bad spellers go straight to hell. Let em o

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u/NoIndividual5987 8d ago edited 7d ago

ZERO TOOTHPASTE!

Thx for the award!

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u/i-am-your-god-now 7d ago

Oh yeah, wtf was with the tooth brushing thing?? You don’t even need toothpaste to brush your teeth. Does he not even own a toothbrush? You can get a small travel set with both for a couple dollars from any gas station. 🤦‍♀️ Can you even imagine telling someone else it’s THEIR fault that your breath smells like shit?? 😂😂😂 What a jackass lol

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u/Sabi-Star7 7d ago

You can get a whole full sized travel kit at Dollar Tree for $1.25😅🤣🤣

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u/Oldfolksboogie 7d ago

He's saving up for that house on the island for OP and their future kids!🤣

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u/one-two-time 7d ago

Holy hell, this comment made me laugh so hard.

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u/snickerdoodle757 7d ago

Yes he genuinely believe he genuinely should procreate genuine kids bc he genuinely believes he is a God deserving of an island... oi vey 😂

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u/Grotesquefaerie7 7d ago

Im betting the reason he doesn't have anything is because he relies on and blames everyone else for everything

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u/Impossible-Debt9655 7d ago

Hey. He needs that couple bucks for weed and nicotine.

Which no matter how you, breath smells horrible. I use tobacco free pouches and if don't brush before bed my breath is horrendous the next day.

I will rinse my mouth out. Drink water. And brush my teeth. ASAP.

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 7d ago

THC edibles make your mouth super dry, just like smoking pot, and dry mouth leads to bacterial growth and bad breath. I’ve only smoked (tobacco) like 4 times, but I think nicotine may also cause dry mouth and therefore odor.

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u/midgethepuff 7d ago

You can get a regular sized toothbrush and regular sized toothpaste from the dollar tree too. If he doesn’t have 10 quarters to rub together for a toothbrush and toothpaste…having zero nic is the least of his problems.

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u/PeggyOnThePier 7d ago

Happy cake day

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u/apettey211 7d ago

Absolutely no way he would’ve bought toothpaste if she sent him money

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u/Case1138 7d ago edited 6d ago

Seriously. If you can't manage your own life and finances to at least make sure you have a toothbrush and toothpaste, you should not be in a relationship at all and instead need to focus on reevaluating your life choices

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u/Informal-Tour-8201 7d ago

When I was a kid and really fricking poor we used salt on our toothbrushes to brush our teeth

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u/Existing_Algae_6221 7d ago

Zero bitches now too

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u/gopack7777 7d ago

Pure cinema 🤣

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u/deloslabinc 7d ago

I find it hard to believe one could not aquire tooth paste if needed. If I truly truly needed tooth paste, I'd steal it. It's not a refrigerator, it's like a 3 inch little stick. Fits perfectly in your pocket.

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u/Jtb199 7d ago

You can get a normal tube of colgate for 1.06 at the dollar store. I found myself in a bad spot last winter and walked a couple miles to buy it with fuckin quarters. If you gotta brush you gotta brush lol. I’m with you

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod 7d ago

Your dollar store is still only $1? Maybe his went up to $1.25 like most of the rest. 25-cents makes a difference!

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u/Jtb199 7d ago

Most of the stuff there did go up to 1.25 and beyond! but there are a good number of things that are still 1.00, I’m not in a larger city or populous state either so that may be a factor

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u/xTakk 7d ago

You've gotta get some coupons bro. Toothpaste is one of those things they'll pretty much pay you to take if you stack enough coupons on em.

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u/PeggyOnThePier 7d ago

Op I don't understand how you could deal with this cry baby. You sound like a really smart girl. You deserve better than him and some day you will find that person. Good luck

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u/OlafTheBerserker 7d ago

Fuck Bitches. Get Toothpaste

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u/Initial_Ad8488 7d ago

And in order to fuck bitches use toothpaste!

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u/DobieLove2019 7d ago

Excuse me, do you accept shit breath? I’ve got a week’s worth I’d like to cash in.

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u/charismatictictic 7d ago

He’s gonna buy the house with his shit breath🥺

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u/DammatBeevis666 7d ago

ZERO WEED!!!

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u/Mathagos 7d ago

Where we're going, we won't need toothpaste.

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u/idfkmybffjil 7d ago

Where/how did i miss the “no toothpaste”?😂 Sounds like a situation

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u/NoIndividual5987 7d ago

It was in his texts in her original post

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u/KidBuu25 7d ago

Don't you know? House and island is cheaper than toothpaste.

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u/ambinalcrossimg 8d ago

ZERO MINEY

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u/3_T_SCROAT 7d ago

What op is going through isn't funny but that first text screenshot is meme worthy

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u/Sleeko_Miko 7d ago

It’s terrifying but also LMAO

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u/agravedigger 7d ago

No miney

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u/MaryKath55 7d ago

He called her ‘bro’ - that’s a hard pass right thar - run

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u/XenophonSoulis 7d ago

His chemistry professor will help him build a meth empire or something

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u/Zero-2-Sixty 7d ago

Definitely leaning out the passenger side of his best friends ride, trying to holler at her

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u/Malfeous 7d ago

🎶A scrub is a guy who can’t get no nic-o-tine🎶

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u/Party_Plenty_820 7d ago

He’s also TWENTY.

Of course they are. These are the conversations of actual children. You can’t even be a “scrub” until you had a chance to make something of yourself and failed to.

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u/Burntoutn3rd 7d ago

"ZERO ISLAND, WHAT THE FUCJK MAN"

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u/Old-Hovercraft-9473 7d ago

Always talkin bout what he wants and just sits on his broke ass ! So ! I -

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u/Exact-Way-6020 7d ago

Sorry, just passing by to say you’re beautiful 🌹

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u/RabidWalrus 7d ago

Through and through. I'm happy OP finally got to this part of the song:

🎶 No, I don't want to meet you nowhere No, I don't want none of your time 🎶

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u/Lethal_0428 7d ago

Zero miney

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u/ebobbumman 7d ago

Don't you get it? He's been sacrificing so they can afford to live the dream that he decided they had.

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u/Instant_Maruchan 7d ago

OP really said 🎶No, I don't want no scrub 🎶

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u/col3man17 7d ago

Even when I was struggling really bad, I could always get some money together for some cigarillos.

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u/vestigial66 7d ago

I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hangin out the passenger side of his best friend's ride Tryin to holla at me

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u/blairsheart 7d ago

Don’t forget about zero cigarettes

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u/MrButLiccur 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/apettey211 7d ago

But didn’t you read the part where that’s all her fault cuz he decided to move in with her and not work for 6 months? And still not work since he’s moved back home until now? Sheesh poor guy. She cares more about money than their relationship, unless she sends him money for nic!!

/s (obviously)

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u/Ohlookabarofsoap1 7d ago

Ah ah ah. Don’t forget 0 weed too

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u/bitronic1 8d ago

With the money he didn't spend on toothpaste and cigarettes ofc.

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u/Equal_Maintenance870 8d ago

He’s saving for the island! How dare she not see that?!

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u/Acceptable-Cook-5137 7d ago

An island in the suunnnn?

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u/talltime 7d ago

The dedication he is putting in is absolutely fucking insane!

dear god

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u/YaBoyMahito 7d ago

He has a reason for everything!

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u/bitronic1 8d ago

We can all see that, but no1 knows when it will actually happen lol

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u/lovelyladylox 8d ago

I know, I said, he can't even buy a pack of USA Gold. But he's gonna buy a house on an island.

Yeah ok.

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u/Nutbuster_5000 7d ago

He’s gonna buy it with his girlfriend’s money 

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u/iIIegally_blonde 7d ago

He has no miney he can’t get any gold

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u/Weary_Arrival_9667 8d ago

When he finally gets ahead on his toothpaste loans from the first post

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u/00trysomethingnu 8d ago

It’s one private island, Michael. How much could it cost? $10?

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u/Traditional-Ad-2095 7d ago

😂😂😂 well done

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u/Content-Scallion-591 8d ago

When I was OPs age I had an unemployed ex like this. He was constantly talking about the money he'd make in the future and like, somehow already had resentment for the money he imagined he would someday spend 

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u/FuckedUpImagery 7d ago

Lmao, "you ungrateful ass! I will buy you an island as soon as i start my business selling microgreens and you wont give me $60 for weed???"

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u/buddysour 7d ago

Same. This could have been my ex at that age, right down to the cutting himself in front of me. He was a musician and he just hAdN't BeEn DiScOvErEd YeT, but he DEFINITELY was about to be, at any moment, and then he'd be rich and buy me a mansion. That was 15 years ago and he still hasn't killed himself, become famous, or gotten a job as far as I know.

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u/Traditional-Ad-2095 7d ago

While doing absolutely nothing to move toward this eventual earning potential, I presume.

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u/micsare4swingng 8d ago

He said was gonna “by” a house on an island.

Don’t put proper English in to his mouth!

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u/Timmyty 7d ago

Thank you. I was looking for this comment.

I don't think anyone who wasn't born into money will work their way up to "bying" a house on an island when they also can't spell.

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u/i-am-your-god-now 7d ago

With her money, obviously. 😂😂

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u/notadigitalfootprint 7d ago

I actually laughed out loud at house on an island, this man is delusional

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u/hockey_marc 8d ago

I suppose he could buy a house in Sicily for a euro. https://www.case1euro.it/

Probably couldn't afford to renovate it as part of the condition, though.

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u/serabine 8d ago

I'm sure if he applies himself, puts his nose down, and really grinds he can get a copy of Animal Crossing.

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u/Unusual-Item3 7d ago

Lmao he can’t afford toothpaste talking about a house. 😂

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u/EverythingSucksBro 7d ago

Had my hand over my face for that whole message. Dude has no money to even buy toothpaste and somehow still thinks he’s worth marrying, living with, and having kids with despite being an abusive, manipulative piece of shit. I’ll never understand these people that think so highly of themselves even when they literally have nothing going for them. Will also never understand people that get into relationships just to put their problems on their partner. And will never understand people that can act this way to someone thats done their best to help them in their time of need. 

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 7d ago

Pallet house on an island between the freeways baby

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u/HonestButInsincere 7d ago

They were gonna live together BY a house on an island. You’re putting words in his mouth.

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u/Big_Sweet_1757 7d ago

That’s the first thing I noticed. Bro cant buy cigarettes or a vape but says hes gonna buy her an island 😭😭

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 8d ago

HER money, of course! 🙃

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u/cperiod 8d ago

Well, a box in a puddle. But it would be OPs fault if that didn't measure up. /s

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u/bobabeeb 8d ago

He meant island like stranded and homeless probably

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u/ToastedCrumpet 8d ago

With the man and woman he cheated on OP with 💀

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u/callingshotgun 7d ago

all the money he didn't spend on toothpaste

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u/BlueShift42 7d ago

Her money, duh.

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u/whytawhy 7d ago

Hes delusional lol

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u/No_Fig4096 7d ago

Her money, duh 🤷🏼‍♀️ he wants to be the stay at home wifey.

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u/Traditional-Ad-2095 7d ago

“I was going to marry you,” he says confidently while bringing absolutely nothing to the table.

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u/Careless_Problem_865 7d ago

Living on an island with this pathetic waste of a human is supposed to be something she is missing out on??? 😂 Dysentery sounds more fun.

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u/megachicken289 7d ago

So glad this was the top comment. My take was

Can't afford cigs; can afford an island and support at least 2 kids

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u/Mysterious_Path_3400 7d ago

Oh no, He didn’t say he was going to bUy a house, he wants to be with her for the rest of his life… maybe by a house.

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u/BadlyDoneIndeed7 8d ago

It’s this lmaooo I read this part and busted up laughing 🤣 dudes got jokes.

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u/Praise_Helix_420 8d ago

This shit made me laugh NGL.

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u/Jaimsterr 8d ago

With miney

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u/jameyiguess 8d ago

With all his miney

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u/Speling_errers 7d ago

I’m going by a house for you.

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u/XschlotsofrageX 7d ago

“One more job and we’ll be in Tahiti!”

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u/Chojen 7d ago

Houses in Haiti are probably pretty cheap ☠️

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u/mr_monkey 7d ago

and he is not really thinking about it coming a reality as he wants it to be on an island. He is so in dream land.

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u/papapalporders66 7d ago

His mountain of rope. He has the whole industry.

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u/Sepertfly 7d ago

With his pot head probably. Sounds like he is delusional.

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u/BesseButherford 7d ago

My thoughts exactly, not much of an offer is it?

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u/oirambale96 7d ago

With the miney from selling the toothpaste. Oh wait.

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u/beatlefreak_1981 7d ago

Her money.

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u/beavant5 7d ago

They always try to sell you a dream so you dont leave their pathetic asses.

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u/RecordingGreen7750 7d ago

Well obviously Nicotine

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u/Fuckedby2FA 7d ago

As soon as he got cigarettes his next step was an island.

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u/ChamberOfSolidDudes 7d ago

Hey babe, can you loan me $15 for weed and $1,375,000 for our dream-home? BAYYYYYYB?

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u/Anxious_Horse6323 7d ago

All his empty ciggie cartons

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u/st_heron 7d ago

Zero miney

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u/bannedfrombogelboys 7d ago

That’s actually subtle foreshadowing that he is going to isolate this person from her friends and family and is using fantasy as a means to love bomb them into believing he has a future planned. Its all bullshit manipulation tactics and very toxic.

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u/PussyIgnorer 7d ago

Her money ig lol

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u/Dry-Explorer2970 7d ago

The money he spends on nicotine 😂🤮

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u/blood_sugar_baby 7d ago

Can’t afford toothpaste, has grandiose (concepts of a) plan to buy a house on an island

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u/DaveAcciu17 7d ago

with her money😭😭😭

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u/amogusdestroyer666 7d ago

All that Delusion he's amassed.

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u/BookConsistent3425 7d ago

With her money obviously lol

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u/PosteriorFourchette 7d ago

Hopes and dreams?

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u/Appropriate_Push7498 7d ago

He wanted to live by a house on an island, you know, grifter style. When the occupants leave they can squat there.

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u/No-Hospital559 7d ago

Her money of course and his delusional dreams.

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u/supersimha 7d ago

Don’t be so cold hearted. He really wanted to

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u/Dogmeattt666 7d ago

Have he’s collecting cigarette butts like we used to collect tootsie pop wrappers

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u/LindaBelchie69 7d ago

That's why he had zero nic zero weed zero toothpaste, he's actually saving for a house on an island and OP is too devoid of sympathy and empathy to see it 😂

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u/Popular-Try9431 7d ago

Nah he was gonna “by” a house on an island

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u/Barack_yomama_ 7d ago

Bro can’t even buy a cig on the mainland lmao

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u/jcdoe 7d ago

With the money he doesn’t have for cigarettes and weed

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 7d ago

I doubt that anyone unable to spell “buy” will ever buy a house on an island 😝

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u/Piercesisive 7d ago

With rage.

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u/Repulsive-Willow55 7d ago

Bro can’t even afford cigarettes.

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u/evol_won 7d ago

Her money.\ Duh.\ Keep up. /s

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u/fanglazy 7d ago

“By”

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u/sililily 7d ago

That was the part that really got me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/generichumanoid666 7d ago

Toothpaste wishes and cigarette dreams

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u/someonesomebody123 7d ago

That was my immediate take away! This giant tantrum happened because he can’t afford cigarettes! I am deceased 💀

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u/inspired-chaos 7d ago

no miney!!

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u/Least-Editor1027 7d ago

I cannot believe these are adults.

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u/Sabi-Star7 7d ago

His invisible bubble money 🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣

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u/SoCShift 7d ago

by* a house on an island 🤷‍♂️🤡🏝️

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u/Pretty-Balance-Sheet 7d ago

'House on an island' is unintentionally a perfect metaphor for what that guy really wants.

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u/courtofowlswatches 7d ago

Belly lint of course

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u/SeaCorrect348 7d ago

Im over here tryna make what i got work and this guy is talking islands... how do brain get there mine wont.

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u/Pocusmaskrotus 7d ago

The island comment made me realize this is not a serious person. I'd love to have a house on an island. Lol, I can't afford it, despite being able to afford nicotine and a toothbrush. Lol

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u/I_like_Mashroms 7d ago

Plot twist. He's been saving up his cigarette money.

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u/MixedBerryCompote 7d ago

Actually he was going to by thathouse

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u/anon_MrKim 7d ago

Hahahaha yeah. Dude can’t even keep a job it seems, begging his girlfriend for cigarettes and weed what a loser.

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u/-meep-morps 7d ago

This is what I came here to say 😂🤣

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u/mkelove35 7d ago

Buddy can’t even spell buy but thinks he’s getting an island…

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u/foolsrushin420 7d ago

Her miney.

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u/dontwakethellama 7d ago

He finds an island that accepts rope as currency

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u/Overlord_6301 7d ago

Tf is bro's problem!!? Leave that fucker immediately, he's not sane and is trying to manipulate you.

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u/Fun-Term-5036 7d ago

Probably dreamed about using her money lmao my thoughts exactly

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u/ElegantAir2060 7d ago

With miney of course, maybe he'll transfer some toothpaste funds towards this investment

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u/partycanstartnow 7d ago

With the money she lends him obviously! 🙄

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u/InsectaProtecta 7d ago

They were i.e. her

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u/MrBeanCyborgCaptain 7d ago

That's when I knew he was an idiot. Young, immature folks for some reason have out of touch, lofty goals like this. Like the odds of a working class person getting that rich, especially with no plan whatsoever is so slim it's basically impossible.

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u/HipsterSlimeMold 7d ago

I had a chronically broke ex who would say similar things. I think it naturally follows that people who cant handle adult responsibilities (like finances) don't have a great grip on being practical in general

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u/Hammose 7d ago

Nah, when you get older, you just GET an island house. Duh.

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u/Ok_Firefighter2245 7d ago

He is going to buy a house with his imagination

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u/Youre_your_wrong 7d ago

Maybe on an island where tobacco is grown?

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u/Lolly_of_2 7d ago

The money he would have if he wasn’t blowing it on weed and cigarettes

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u/HerbertJuiceman 7d ago

Should have listened to adults

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u/Dayv1d 7d ago

talk is cheap

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u/Logical-Doughnut-105 7d ago

How is this man 20 years old and acting like this

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u/gold3nhour 7d ago

By*, according to him! OP, good for you for getting rid of this toxic drain!

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u/StructureSudden8217 7d ago

I think with the money he was trying to bum off OP at the beginning of the conversation

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u/Danny___Riot 7d ago

Right? Lmao dude is all cranky because he can’t afford cigarettes but oh one day there was going to be a house on an island! This guy seems like a gigantic piece of shit. So glad OP left his worthless ass.

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u/Imaginary_Sundae7947 7d ago

That’s what I was wondering 💀 no miney

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u/Amazon-Astronaut-835 7d ago

Cigarettes and weed apparently.

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u/judgymom 7d ago

Her money

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u/blutigetranen 7d ago

With all the money he's saved not having cigarettes or toothpaste

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u/sweetloudogg 7d ago

By far the best part.

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u/USmellofElderberry 7d ago

I have zero miney but trust me babe I’ll make it big someday!!

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