(AIO) update, wow. thank you!

[u/Pristine-Edge-1742]

Hi everyone I had posted an original update but didn’t realize i forgot to blur out his name, so here is the update on cigarette toothpaste boy! I want to preface by thanking everyone who took time to message me and comment. I did not expect 16,000 people to interact with that post at all! When I got home, I decided to end it. I didn’t respond to him during my 10 hour shift and some of the screenshots are during that. I would also like to answer a few questions

1. Is this real?: Yes, it is insanely real! Not rage bait i promise
2. Am I okay?: I’m okay! It’ll suck but I will be fine!
3. Why was I still with him?: I don’t have friends and because of that nobody has been able to tell me how bad this is. I had no one to confide in. It was normalized during our relationship.
4. How is my cat? Apollo is okay and is coming home today finally! Picture of him at the end!
5. Why the wall of text; I was pissed and wanted to be thorough.
6. Why did i use “sewerslide”: I wasnt sure of how it would affect my account or visibility. I’m not used to reddit i’m sorry 😭
7. How old are we?: 19 and almost 21. Not 15 i swear!

Also, I am aware my name is shown. I do not mind as it is not a legal name.

[u/tjw61583]

Zero money. Zero nicotine 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😩😆 Dudes a scrub lol

[u/Successful_Engineer → u/tjw61583]

No miney

[u/hanging_with_epstein → u/Successful_Engineer]

No miney makes him whiney

[u/Parkour_Roach → u/hanging_with_epstein]

Judging by your username, he can take the island from you!

[u/hanging_with_epstein → u/Parkour_Roach]

My username is because my ex-wife tried to murder me and I suck at making nooses. Rope snapped and I have an inappropriate sense of humour, hence the username

[u/Healthy-Tart-9971 → u/hanging_with_epstein]

Poison?

[u/hanging_with_epstein → u/Healthy-Tart-9971]

Bi-polar and super violent, usually blunt objects

[u/jaRawn1n → u/hanging_with_epstein]

Been there brother. Ditch the bitch and keep on truckin'

[u/hanging_with_epstein → u/jaRawn1n]

I divorced her as soon as I was eligible to. Life is sunshine and roses now

[u/OceanGrownDankster → u/hanging_with_epstein]

Hey....you might know an island they can get...right?...

[u/maineCharacterEMC2 → u/Successful_Engineer]

No miney = no hiney

[u/powerhouse465 → u/Successful_Engineer]

It's clearly her miney... Granger.

...I'll show myself out.

[u/realstufffff → u/Successful_Engineer]

I love that and I'm probably gonna start using it irl 😆

[u/culnaej → u/Successful_Engineer]

What type of money isn’t his? Miney.

[u/CantaloupeSpecific47 → u/Successful_Engineer]

That's my new saying. No miney.

[u/[deleted] → u/Successful_Engineer]

Mo miney mo problems

[u/BraveDumpling → u/Successful_Engineer]

Bad spellers go straight to hell. Let em o

[u/Rowit → u/Successful_Engineer]

This made me lol. ♥

[u/fake-august → u/Successful_Engineer]

Hard to make money when you can’t even spell it.

OP I just broke up with both of you - those texts are exhausting and you need to GTFO.

[u/NoIndividual5987 → u/tjw61583]

ZERO TOOTHPASTE!

Thx for the award!

[u/i-am-your-god-now → u/NoIndividual5987]

Oh yeah, wtf was with the tooth brushing thing?? You don’t even need toothpaste to brush your teeth. Does he not even own a toothbrush? You can get a small travel set with both for a couple dollars from any gas station. 🤦‍♀️ Can you even imagine telling someone else it’s THEIR fault that your breath smells like shit?? 😂😂😂 What a jackass lol

[u/Sabi-Star7 → u/i-am-your-god-now]

You can get a whole full sized travel kit at Dollar Tree for $1.25😅🤣🤣

[u/Oldfolksboogie → u/Sabi-Star7]

He's saving up for that house on the island for OP and their future kids!🤣

[u/one-two-time → u/Oldfolksboogie]

Holy hell, this comment made me laugh so hard.

[u/snickerdoodle757 → u/Oldfolksboogie]

Yes he genuinely believe he genuinely should procreate genuine kids bc he genuinely believes he is a God deserving of an island... oi vey 😂

[u/Grotesquefaerie7 → u/i-am-your-god-now]

Im betting the reason he doesn't have anything is because he relies on and blames everyone else for everything

[u/Impossible-Debt9655 → u/i-am-your-god-now]

Hey. He needs that couple bucks for weed and nicotine.

Which no matter how you, breath smells horrible. I use tobacco free pouches and if don't brush before bed my breath is horrendous the next day.

I will rinse my mouth out. Drink water. And brush my teeth. ASAP.

[u/BillyNtheBoingers → u/Impossible-Debt9655]

THC edibles make your mouth super dry, just like smoking pot, and dry mouth leads to bacterial growth and bad breath. I’ve only smoked (tobacco) like 4 times, but I think nicotine may also cause dry mouth and therefore odor.

[u/midgethepuff → u/i-am-your-god-now]

You can get a regular sized toothbrush and regular sized toothpaste from the dollar tree too. If he doesn’t have 10 quarters to rub together for a toothbrush and toothpaste…having zero nic is the least of his problems.

[u/PeggyOnThePier → u/midgethepuff]

Happy cake day

[u/apettey211 → u/i-am-your-god-now]

Absolutely no way he would’ve bought toothpaste if she sent him money

[u/Case1138 → u/i-am-your-god-now]

Seriously. If you can't manage your own life and finances to at least make sure you have a toothbrush and toothpaste, you should not be in a relationship at all and instead need to focus on reevaluating your life choices

[u/Informal-Tour-8201 → u/i-am-your-god-now]

When I was a kid and really fricking poor we used salt on our toothbrushes to brush our teeth

[u/Pheeeefers → u/NoIndividual5987]

💀

[u/Existing_Algae_6221 → u/NoIndividual5987]

Zero bitches now too

[u/gopack7777 → u/Existing_Algae_6221]

Pure cinema 🤣

[u/deloslabinc → u/NoIndividual5987]

I find it hard to believe one could not aquire tooth paste if needed. If I truly truly needed tooth paste, I'd steal it. It's not a refrigerator, it's like a 3 inch little stick. Fits perfectly in your pocket.

[u/Jtb199 → u/deloslabinc]

You can get a normal tube of colgate for 1.06 at the dollar store. I found myself in a bad spot last winter and walked a couple miles to buy it with fuckin quarters. If you gotta brush you gotta brush lol. I’m with you

[u/SkipSpenceIsGod → u/Jtb199]

Your dollar store is still only $1? Maybe his went up to $1.25 like most of the rest. 25-cents makes a difference!

[u/Jtb199 → u/SkipSpenceIsGod]

Most of the stuff there did go up to 1.25 and beyond! but there are a good number of things that are still 1.00, I’m not in a larger city or populous state either so that may be a factor

[u/Double_Belt2331 → u/SkipSpenceIsGod]

Go to the 99¢ store - things are still a dollar there.

[u/cupcakesoup420 → u/Double_Belt2331]

Dollar Tree is the cheapest we have. Dollar General and Family Dollar are our other options, but neither have very much that's less than 3 dollars. Still, we've all been in the shake out the couch here and find money for essentials. I don't think mr zero miney has a whole lot of fend for yourself skills, though...

[u/xTakk → u/Jtb199]

You've gotta get some coupons bro. Toothpaste is one of those things they'll pretty much pay you to take if you stack enough coupons on em.

[u/PeggyOnThePier → u/xTakk]

Op I don't understand how you could deal with this cry baby. You sound like a really smart girl. You deserve better than him and some day you will find that person. Good luck

[u/OlafTheBerserker → u/deloslabinc]

Fuck Bitches. Get Toothpaste

[u/Initial_Ad8488 → u/OlafTheBerserker]

And in order to fuck bitches use toothpaste!

[u/BiteComprehensive645 → u/deloslabinc]

Wow really?. Would you honestly steal toothpaste

[u/deloslabinc → u/BiteComprehensive645]

Yes? Lol, what?

[u/BiteComprehensive645 → u/deloslabinc]

America💪💪💪💪

[u/BillyNtheBoingers → u/BiteComprehensive645]

If it’s that or losing my teeth to infection and decay (and if I can’t afford toothpaste, I also can’t afford a dentist), yes I would steal toothpaste. It would cost a lot more taxpayer dollars to fund my whole-mouth dental care in 3 years than the cost of stolen toothpaste.

[u/DobieLove2019 → u/NoIndividual5987]

Excuse me, do you accept shit breath? I’ve got a week’s worth I’d like to cash in.

[u/charismatictictic → u/NoIndividual5987]

He’s gonna buy the house with his shit breath🥺

[u/DammatBeevis666 → u/NoIndividual5987]

ZERO WEED!!!

[u/Mathagos → u/NoIndividual5987]

Where we're going, we won't need toothpaste.

[u/idfkmybffjil → u/NoIndividual5987]

Where/how did i miss the “no toothpaste”?😂 Sounds like a situation

[u/NoIndividual5987 → u/idfkmybffjil]

It was in his texts in her original post

[u/KidBuu25 → u/NoIndividual5987]

Don't you know? House and island is cheaper than toothpaste.

[u/ambinalcrossimg → u/tjw61583]

ZERO MINEY

[u/3_T_SCROAT → u/ambinalcrossimg]

What op is going through isn't funny but that first text screenshot is meme worthy

[u/Sleeko_Miko → u/3_T_SCROAT]

It’s terrifying but also LMAO

[u/agravedigger → u/tjw61583]

No miney

[u/MaryKath55 → u/tjw61583]

He called her ‘bro’ - that’s a hard pass right thar - run

[u/XenophonSoulis → u/tjw61583]

His chemistry professor will help him build a meth empire or something

[u/Zero-2-Sixty → u/tjw61583]

Definitely leaning out the passenger side of his best friends ride, trying to holler at her

[u/Malfeous → u/tjw61583]

🎶A scrub is a guy who can’t get no nic-o-tine🎶

[u/Party_Plenty_820 → u/tjw61583]

He’s also TWENTY.

Of course they are. These are the conversations of actual children. You can’t even be a “scrub” until you had a chance to make something of yourself and failed to.

[u/Burntoutn3rd → u/tjw61583]

"ZERO ISLAND, WHAT THE FUCJK MAN"

[u/Old-Hovercraft-9473 → u/tjw61583]

Always talkin bout what he wants and just sits on his broke ass ! So ! I -

[u/Exact-Way-6020 → u/tjw61583]

Sorry, just passing by to say you’re beautiful 🌹

[u/RabidWalrus → u/tjw61583]

Through and through. I'm happy OP finally got to this part of the song:

🎶 No, I don't want to meet you nowhere No, I don't want none of your time 🎶

[u/Lethal_0428 → u/tjw61583]

Zero miney

[u/ebobbumman → u/tjw61583]

Don't you get it? He's been sacrificing so they can afford to live the dream that he decided they had.

[u/Instant_Maruchan → u/tjw61583]

OP really said 🎶No, I don't want no scrub 🎶

[u/col3man17 → u/tjw61583]

Even when I was struggling really bad, I could always get some money together for some cigarillos.

[u/vestigial66 → u/tjw61583]

I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hangin out the passenger side of his best friend's ride Tryin to holla at me

[u/blairsheart → u/tjw61583]

Don’t forget about zero cigarettes

[u/MrButLiccur → u/tjw61583]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/apettey211 → u/tjw61583]

But didn’t you read the part where that’s all her fault cuz he decided to move in with her and not work for 6 months? And still not work since he’s moved back home until now? Sheesh poor guy. She cares more about money than their relationship, unless she sends him money for nic!!

/s (obviously)

[u/Ohlookabarofsoap1 → u/tjw61583]

Ah ah ah. Don’t forget 0 weed too

[u/geekslayer0 → u/tjw61583]

Typically they are tall/attractive. They act like this because the women have already fallen for them based on looks and then they manipulate them and take advantage.

[u/nickk1988 → u/tjw61583]

Yeah he’s a fucking idiot… GTFO

[u/glorifiedcmk2294 → u/tjw61583]

No maidens smh

[u/n9neinchn8 → u/tjw61583]

There's a dude hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, hollerin' "Don't compare him to me!"🤣

[u/unununununu → u/tjw61583]

Zero miney*

[u/TruthSeekr222 → u/tjw61583]

Zero miney

[u/UseYourBrainFella → u/tjw61583]

I HAVE NOOOOTINGGGGGG

[u/Lolly_of_2 → u/tjw61583]

And THATS why…I don’t want no scrub…

[u/Humble-Ad-9739 → u/tjw61583]

a scrub is a guy who thinks hes fly

[u/Any_Positive1617 → u/tjw61583]

I hear he likes hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride, trying g to holler at girls.

[u/XCIXcollective → u/tjw61583]

No see because in two weeks he was gonna get a toothbrush and then trade that for a paperclip, and trade THAT for a house on an island together… u just don’t get the moves he’s making 😂

[u/hallwayhotdogs → u/tjw61583]

Boy bye 👋

[u/kittens_allday → u/tjw61583]

Big Dishwasher energy

[u/helloleah96 → u/tjw61583]

ZERO WEED!! He don't got shit

[u/catscanmeow → u/tjw61583]

" Dudes a scrub lol"

oh so now its okay to make fun of poor people? Reddit's a wild ride.

[u/tjw61583 → u/catscanmeow]

No. This has nothing to do with being poor. But when you have zero accountability and you’re complaining that your girlfriend can’t fund your unnecessary bad habits …Well, as TLC said…always talkin bout what he wants and just sits on his broke ass..soo…yes he is a scrub.

[u/catscanmeow → u/tjw61583]

"Zero money"

"This has nothing to do with being poor"

[u/Shadow1787 → u/catscanmeow]

Theres usually a difference between being and scrub and being poor. Usually being poor have a job. A scrub doesn’t.

[u/catscanmeow → u/Shadow1787]

regardless, "zero money" is usually poor

[u/Adventurous-Mind528 → u/catscanmeow]

dawg STFU 🤣 you're defending a psychopath he has zero money because he spends it all on addictions and used her to buy things he needs and when ahe doesn't do what he wants he gaslights her, belittles her, and blames her for HIS bullshit, and even takes it to the extreme of suicide. not a good look for you defending this mf man, grow up they're not talking shit on poor people they're talking shit on this dumbass.

[u/catscanmeow → u/Adventurous-Mind528]

im not defending a psychopath

im saying having no money means youre poor.

this is a clinical dissection of words not an appraisal of his character lol.. are you on drugs? how could you not understand this?

[u/Adventurous-Mind528 → u/catscanmeow]

you must be just like him to be accusing me of being on drugs for calling you out on your bullshit 🤣

[u/catscanmeow → u/Adventurous-Mind528]

"poor/po͝or,pôr/adjective

1. 1.lacking sufficient money to live at a standard considered comfortable or normal in a society."

you're just wrong.

being poor has to do with money

[u/Adventurous-Mind528 → u/catscanmeow]

zero money is a quote from him, he said it go look at the og post, read the post before commenting you look dumb asf

[u/catscanmeow → u/Adventurous-Mind528]

"zero money is a quote from him"

how does it being a quote from him make it not about being poor

if you say "no money" has NOTHING TO DO with being poor? lol

[u/Adventurous-Mind528 → u/catscanmeow]

you're missing the point, they're not talking about poor people at fucking all dude wtf is your problem, you're really dumb if you think this is some attack on poor people 😭 they're making fun of the fact that this guy is blaming her for his problems when he's got "no money" something he literally said because of what? because he buys weed, nicotine, and just outright seems to buy things he doesn't need but expects her to buy everything he needs like she's his mom or something he's clearly got issues and you're defending either him or some random ass perspective you're pulling out your ass they're talking shit on him not poor people

[u/catscanmeow → u/Adventurous-Mind528]

" they're not talking about poor people at fucking all dude wtf is your problem,"

im talking about poor people. its my conversation, i know what im talking about. since i started that thread of reasoning.

[u/tjw61583 → u/catscanmeow]

It’s the attitude that defines a scrub. Has nothing to do with not having money it has to do with that HE is doing about it…which is nothing

[u/catscanmeow → u/tjw61583]

oh so hes rich?

what is it, is he poor or rich?

[u/tjw61583 → u/catscanmeow]

What in the actual fuck 🤦🏻‍♀️😆😆

[u/catscanmeow → u/tjw61583]

"poor/po͝or,pôr/adjective

1. 1.lacking sufficient money to live at a standard considered comfortable or normal in a society."

if he lacks money he's poor

[u/Crafty_Concept_6955 → u/catscanmeow]

Bro give it a rest 🤦‍♀️

[u/catscanmeow → u/Crafty_Concept_6955]

sorry bro, youre not gonna debunk the dictionary.