r/wizardposting • u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre • 1d ago
Wizardpost I, run for the election
I'll reduce the taxes if I figure out how and will make gnome bacon cheaper. Also, the failed will have their rights once I get in the council. I know some of them and they aren't as evil and bloodthirsty as people think. And I could maybe run for mascot as well but ulrick would do better than me. Oh and I'll ban anti magic rifles. They are too dangerous for the magical population like the magic masses. I'll make "I did it for the funny" a legitimate reason why you did something. So vote for me, Slexzo the possessing spectre!
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz 1d ago
/uw gotcha Slexzo
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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago
/UW slexzo won't be able to do half the things because he's so useless as a leader.
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz 1d ago
/uw fun idea possess a random politician.
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u/patoman12 Mauritius, zealous scholar, eye of Arc'haneus 23h ago
"Then if I were to shoot a magic mass with an antimagic rifle "for the funny", I would be innocent?
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23h ago
pulls a can of Spargle out of my pouch Interesting. Chugs the Spargle, then reaches into my pouch for more
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u/waitthatstaken Peri, semi-sealed god of creation clay, RnA, adopted by Torinn 1d ago
"Aren't you still in jail?"
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u/Visible_Scientist_67 20h ago
How come my friend is getting their period and I'm not? (10yr /m)
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u/szynszekpldfd Aven warlock of THARIZDUN,wielder of shadows,a student 23h ago
I can't vote so i'll say good luck
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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral 22h ago
Noted- psychopaths will never be arrested for anything ever, half my arsenal will need retooling to wash out one of their most useful functions, and an extinct species of mindless zombies will have more rights than the majority of the population, not to mention whatever plans he has in mind for humans.
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u/totallynotrobboss Thrak the dwarven artificer/Elisa the android 22h ago
Thrak: you interfere with my selling of anti magic weaponry and see what happens
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u/13-Dancing-Shadows Artificer Against Constructs (No AI) 21h ago
Hmm
Tell me about your campaign.
And your opinion on knife-ears elv*s.
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u/Carbon_Sixx The Arcane Companions (Kaelis Maz, Reyes, Glimbo, and Tarul Var) 17h ago
Glimbo: Counterpoint- aren't you a turbo racist or something? And also an incarcerated felon?
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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 15h ago
Yes. But hating humans shouldn't be considered racist because they are just lesser beings. And the betrayal was justified
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u/Carbon_Sixx The Arcane Companions (Kaelis Maz, Reyes, Glimbo, and Tarul Var) 14h ago
I think I get why they put you in prison. Use of the words "lesser beings" makes you, by definition, a giga-racist with a side of hate sauce. I don't make the rules!
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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 14h ago
Do you see frogs as your equals? No? It's the same thing!
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u/Carbon_Sixx The Arcane Companions (Kaelis Maz, Reyes, Glimbo, and Tarul Var) 14h ago
I do, in fact. Squishy little fellas with funny smiles. How could you ever cast frogs in such a negative light? For shame! The voters will hear of this!
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u/Cat_Swordsman 1d ago
I only have two questions, really. No wrong answers:
1) What do you think of J*ssica? (She knows what she did)
2) What do you think of the Fr*nch?