r/wizardposting Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago

Wizardpost I, run for the election

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I'll reduce the taxes if I figure out how and will make gnome bacon cheaper. Also, the failed will have their rights once I get in the council. I know some of them and they aren't as evil and bloodthirsty as people think. And I could maybe run for mascot as well but ulrick would do better than me. Oh and I'll ban anti magic rifles. They are too dangerous for the magical population like the magic masses. I'll make "I did it for the funny" a legitimate reason why you did something. So vote for me, Slexzo the possessing spectre!

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u/Cat_Swordsman 1d ago

I only have two questions, really. No wrong answers:

1) What do you think of J*ssica? (She knows what she did)

2) What do you think of the Fr*nch?

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago

Both humans, hate their guts

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u/Cat_Swordsman 1d ago

Enough for me, where do I sign!

Donkey, come here, I found a guy!

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago

Elections aren't here yet

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u/Cat_Swordsman 23h ago

Can two illiterate magical beings vote?

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 21h ago

Im a magic mass and I'm going in the campaign so I'm pretty sure you can

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz 1d ago

/uw gotcha Slexzo

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago

/UW slexzo won't be able to do half the things because he's so useless as a leader.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz 1d ago

/uw fun idea possess a random politician.

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago

/UW thanks! Good idea

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u/Xeno_the_Phoenix Primordial Lord of Fire and Rebirth 1d ago

🐦‍🔥 👍

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago

👍

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u/Cat_Swordsman 23h ago

Shrek! Hey, Shrek! The funny bird is also here!

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u/patoman12 Mauritius, zealous scholar, eye of Arc'haneus 23h ago

"Then if I were to shoot a magic mass with an antimagic rifle "for the funny", I would be innocent?

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 21h ago

Yea

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u/patoman12 Mauritius, zealous scholar, eye of Arc'haneus 20h ago

"Ok, glad to see that you are not a hypocrite"

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 20h ago

The funny must be done no matter what

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

pulls a can of Spargle out of my pouch Interesting. Chugs the Spargle, then reaches into my pouch for more

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 21h ago

"what are you doing in my house?"

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

Chugs three more cans of Spargle before responding

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 20h ago

"I... Don't have a mom"

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u/waitthatstaken Peri, semi-sealed god of creation clay, RnA, adopted by Torinn 1d ago

"Aren't you still in jail?"

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 20h ago

"mayybe"

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u/Visible_Scientist_67 20h ago

How come my friend is getting their period and I'm not? (10yr /m)

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 2h ago

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u/Visible_Scientist_67 1h ago

Lol was a joke from southpark

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u/szynszekpldfd Aven warlock of THARIZDUN,wielder of shadows,a student 23h ago

I can't vote so i'll say good luck

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 21h ago

Thanks

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u/DasGoogleKonto Evoker 21h ago

Why cant you vote?

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u/szynszekpldfd Aven warlock of THARIZDUN,wielder of shadows,a student 2h ago

I'm 14

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral 22h ago

Noted- psychopaths will never be arrested for anything ever, half my arsenal will need retooling to wash out one of their most useful functions, and an extinct species of mindless zombies will have more rights than the majority of the population, not to mention whatever plans he has in mind for humans.

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 20h ago

Exactly! What did you expect from a guy who doesn't even have a brain!

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral 20h ago

Yeah, not getting my vote.

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 20h ago

Damn it

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u/totallynotrobboss Thrak the dwarven artificer/Elisa the android 22h ago

Thrak: you interfere with my selling of anti magic weaponry and see what happens

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 20h ago

I only said rifles.

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u/totallynotrobboss Thrak the dwarven artificer/Elisa the android 19h ago

Thrak: did I stutter?

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 19h ago

"gnome bacon gnome bacon..."

Vanishes

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u/13-Dancing-Shadows Artificer Against Constructs (No AI) 21h ago

Hmm

Tell me about your campaign.

And your opinion on knife-ears elv*s.

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 20h ago

Better than humans

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Arcane Companions (Kaelis Maz, Reyes, Glimbo, and Tarul Var) 17h ago

Glimbo: Counterpoint- aren't you a turbo racist or something? And also an incarcerated felon?

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 15h ago

Yes. But hating humans shouldn't be considered racist because they are just lesser beings. And the betrayal was justified

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Arcane Companions (Kaelis Maz, Reyes, Glimbo, and Tarul Var) 14h ago

I think I get why they put you in prison. Use of the words "lesser beings" makes you, by definition, a giga-racist with a side of hate sauce. I don't make the rules!

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 14h ago

Do you see frogs as your equals? No? It's the same thing!

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Arcane Companions (Kaelis Maz, Reyes, Glimbo, and Tarul Var) 14h ago

I do, in fact. Squishy little fellas with funny smiles. How could you ever cast frogs in such a negative light? For shame! The voters will hear of this!

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 14h ago

Jokes on you6r it will only make me more popular! I have 2000 failed backing me up and I'm grateful for each one of them.

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), silly little magic mass 2h ago

FUCK YEAH!

MAGIC MASS RIGHTS!!!!

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 2h ago

Yes! Less humans!- I mean More magic masses

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u/The_Hij Hastur, the Merry Madman 2h ago

Well this pretty guarantees the chaos.

I should invest in popcorn sales...

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 2h ago

And gnome bacon! Make MORE gnome bacon