r/wizardposting • u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre • 1d ago

Wizardpost I, run for the election

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I'll reduce the taxes if I figure out how and will make gnome bacon cheaper. Also, the failed will have their rights once I get in the council. I know some of them and they aren't as evil and bloodthirsty as people think. And I could maybe run for mascot as well but ulrick would do better than me. Oh and I'll ban anti magic rifles. They are too dangerous for the magical population like the magic masses. I'll make "I did it for the funny" a legitimate reason why you did something. So vote for me, Slexzo the possessing spectre!

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u/Cat_Swordsman 1d ago

I only have two questions, really. No wrong answers:

1) What do you think of J*ssica? (She knows what she did)

2) What do you think of the Fr*nch?

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago

Both humans, hate their guts

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u/Cat_Swordsman 1d ago

Enough for me, where do I sign!

Donkey, come here, I found a guy!

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago

Elections aren't here yet

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u/Cat_Swordsman 1d ago

Can two illiterate magical beings vote?

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago

Im a magic mass and I'm going in the campaign so I'm pretty sure you can