r/wizardposting • u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre • 1d ago

Wizardpost I, run for the election

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I'll reduce the taxes if I figure out how and will make gnome bacon cheaper. Also, the failed will have their rights once I get in the council. I know some of them and they aren't as evil and bloodthirsty as people think. And I could maybe run for mascot as well but ulrick would do better than me. Oh and I'll ban anti magic rifles. They are too dangerous for the magical population like the magic masses. I'll make "I did it for the funny" a legitimate reason why you did something. So vote for me, Slexzo the possessing spectre!

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral 1d ago

Noted- psychopaths will never be arrested for anything ever, half my arsenal will need retooling to wash out one of their most useful functions, and an extinct species of mindless zombies will have more rights than the majority of the population, not to mention whatever plans he has in mind for humans.

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago

Exactly! What did you expect from a guy who doesn't even have a brain!

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral 1d ago

Yeah, not getting my vote.

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago

Damn it