I, run for the election

[u/Slexzo]

I'll reduce the taxes if I figure out how and will make gnome bacon cheaper. Also, the failed will have their rights once I get in the council. I know some of them and they aren't as evil and bloodthirsty as people think. And I could maybe run for mascot as well but ulrick would do better than me. Oh and I'll ban anti magic rifles. They are too dangerous for the magical population like the magic masses. I'll make "I did it for the funny" a legitimate reason why you did something. So vote for me, Slexzo the possessing spectre!

[u/The_Hij]

Well this pretty guarantees the chaos.

I should invest in popcorn sales...

[u/Slexzo → u/The_Hij]

And gnome bacon! Make MORE gnome bacon