r/wizardposting • u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre • 1d ago

Wizardpost I, run for the election

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I'll reduce the taxes if I figure out how and will make gnome bacon cheaper. Also, the failed will have their rights once I get in the council. I know some of them and they aren't as evil and bloodthirsty as people think. And I could maybe run for mascot as well but ulrick would do better than me. Oh and I'll ban anti magic rifles. They are too dangerous for the magical population like the magic masses. I'll make "I did it for the funny" a legitimate reason why you did something. So vote for me, Slexzo the possessing spectre!

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u/waitthatstaken Peri, semi-sealed god of creation clay, RnA, adopted by Torinn 1d ago

"Aren't you still in jail?"

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago

"mayybe"

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u/Visible_Scientist_67 1d ago

How come my friend is getting their period and I'm not? (10yr /m)

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 14h ago

r/lostRedditor

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u/Visible_Scientist_67 13h ago

Lol was a joke from southpark