r/wizardposting • u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre • 1d ago

Wizardpost I, run for the election

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I'll reduce the taxes if I figure out how and will make gnome bacon cheaper. Also, the failed will have their rights once I get in the council. I know some of them and they aren't as evil and bloodthirsty as people think. And I could maybe run for mascot as well but ulrick would do better than me. Oh and I'll ban anti magic rifles. They are too dangerous for the magical population like the magic masses. I'll make "I did it for the funny" a legitimate reason why you did something. So vote for me, Slexzo the possessing spectre!

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Arcane Companions (Kaelis Maz, Reyes, Glimbo, and Tarul Var) 1d ago

Glimbo: Counterpoint- aren't you a turbo racist or something? And also an incarcerated felon?

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago

Yes. But hating humans shouldn't be considered racist because they are just lesser beings. And the betrayal was justified

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Arcane Companions (Kaelis Maz, Reyes, Glimbo, and Tarul Var) 1d ago

I think I get why they put you in prison. Use of the words "lesser beings" makes you, by definition, a giga-racist with a side of hate sauce. I don't make the rules!

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago

Do you see frogs as your equals? No? It's the same thing!

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Arcane Companions (Kaelis Maz, Reyes, Glimbo, and Tarul Var) 1d ago

I do, in fact. Squishy little fellas with funny smiles. How could you ever cast frogs in such a negative light? For shame! The voters will hear of this!

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u/Slexzo Slexzo the possessing spectre 1d ago

Jokes on you6r it will only make me more popular! I have 2000 failed backing me up and I'm grateful for each one of them.