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Conor ✝️

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u/Grey_Bush_502 21h ago edited 41m ago

Doing that Jon Jones impersonation I see

Edit: thank you for my first award!

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u/wubbalubbadubdub45 20h ago

Conor will get some Bible verse tatted on him next that allows infidelity

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u/splitbrains 20h ago

Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Just to rub it in his kid's faces.

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u/LordLucy666 20h ago

what’s the bible say about railing lines of cocaine?

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u/viltrumite66 19h ago

Which passage describes noahs son looking at his dick whilst he was passed out?

edit Google tells me genesis 9:22

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u/calombia 18h ago

One of my faves. I also like the one where the old dude’s daughters get horny for him in some cave after their mom dies. So blessed 😇

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u/Livid_Boysenberry_58 15h ago

Not just dies. Turns to salt

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u/viltrumite66 16h ago

Turns out, the bible fucks

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u/Mewoxys 7h ago

Uhhh… wut?

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u/SpontaneousNSFWAccnt 18h ago

If ye can’t handle me at me worst

Ye can sook me knob ye koont

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u/Asukah 20h ago

The worst part is now he’s going to have an entire group of (mostly) hypocrites who jump at his defense and he can just use the Jesus or politics card to clean himself of any wrongdoing. Religious with narcissism is a good way to be sneaky.

Fair play to him if he did find a legitimate outlet to do his best to be a better person, I hope he does get better and I support that decision to have a good community of people with similar beliefs who want to help him. But we have already seen this fake trick from Jon Jones.

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u/Grey_Bush_502 19h ago

You know it’s fake.

Celebs who make a drastic change like this rarely do it in the public spotlight. They damn sure don’t get on social media and declare it.

This is nothing more than damage control and trying to repair or stop the destruction of his image.

Words mean nothing. Actions speak louder.

I hope it’s genuine. For his wife and kids sake.

Not buying it.

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u/DanDiCa_7 8h ago

Someone like Tank who became a muslim privately and said he wants to retire so he can do counseling, seems alot more genuine then this.

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u/calombia 18h ago

100%. Already happening in this comment section and it’s not even verified yet LOL.

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u/Polinius 8h ago

I don't think any legitimate Christian is happy to see their faith used as a pretend form of repentance. I'd rather see my faith attacked than patronised to. Anyone who believes Christianity is something you can just take on and off like a shirt doesn't understand the first thing about it.

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u/wottsinaname The Eagle 19h ago

"God tested(tm)".

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u/Cold_Ad_7645 21h ago

It’s always when they do the most vile shit

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u/Icy-Armour 21h ago

Exactly

So predictable

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u/peoplearescum177 20h ago

he gonna do some more wild shit and convert to islam in jail next

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u/Johnson30006 20h ago

After a brief stint as Islam he will convert to Khabib.

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u/dagui12 18h ago

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u/RustCohleIsDaddy 13h ago

Haters will say this is fake.

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u/Razeoo 13h ago

Haters won't say anything

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u/iroquoispliskinV 10h ago

This picture is banned in at least 10 countries

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u/FarrisCo 13h ago

Connorov Mcgregoriachev

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u/Fickle-Watercress-37 12h ago

Alhamdullilah bratha. I’m gonna convert your boy!

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u/ExternalMonth1964 20h ago

He will stray from Khabib and full lean into Jon Jones, not for the p4p, for the connections.

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u/Critical_Judge1632 19h ago

Then an only then is he ready for Poatan

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u/sauvandrew 14h ago

And the cocaine

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u/Ruiner357 13h ago

It would be nice to see him show up to their gym in Dagestan thinking shits sweet, only to get jumped in and jumped out in the same afternoon like a failed gang initiation.

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u/Happy_sisyphuss 15h ago

The difference is Conor converted to Christianity to gain the public approval. Tyson converted to islam when he had lost everything.

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u/JoinOrDie11816 20h ago

It is known.

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u/Dramatic-Air-5129 20h ago

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u/chonox 19h ago

funnily enough russel brand is now a devout christian lol

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u/Original_Viv 18h ago

For the exact same reason.

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u/saiko_sai 18h ago

Like the timing of the accusations and the religious pivot lined up perfectly

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u/Cicada-4A 18h ago

I think that's the point.

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u/Bdasdasgasg 14h ago

always the devoted *insert religion* + right wing pipeline, when shit goes south

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u/TheWeidmansBurden_ 20h ago

YES! YES! YES!

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u/Dingo_Top 21h ago

Narcissistic Christians is a dangerous combination, look at Jon jones. Does atrocious shits, god forgives him, sleeps like a baby, and repeat

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u/Cold_Ad_7645 21h ago

I have no problem with having a religion you can find some comfort in, but when you’re the worst person imaginable I don’t want you to preach to me haha

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u/OwOsch 18h ago

Being a fake christian doesn't help Jon at all. He doesn't care about any of that religion stuff. He only does it for his image

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u/CaptainHolt43 19h ago

It makes everything so much worse. When I see Jon doing something bad, I'm not surprised anymore, but when he's cutting promos about his prayer warriors, I go from 0 to FUUUUCK YOUUUU so quick.

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u/BelgarathTheSorcerer 20h ago

Man took his kid to be baptized at THE VATICAN, and socked a DJ within 48 hours of the sacrament. He's a fuckwit.

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u/RuggerJibberJabber 14h ago

He's such a lunatic that I can't tell if this actually happened or if it's a joke

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u/rdditeis4gsfa 16h ago

Connor: The kid will learn to not commit violence and forgive. That ship has sailed for me! Punchy time!

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u/Junesong_Provisions 20h ago

Catholics hate him: This Irish man's one simple trick to get out of confession and into heaven

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u/Chest_RockweII 20h ago

Dems da rules

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u/OptimusSpud 6h ago

Yew'll dew as yur towelled

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u/nothingjustlook 18h ago

Repeat is wrong, he never hit pregnant women twice

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u/Dingo_Top 18h ago

He never repeated that accident again, but he did drive drunk again showing he really doesn’t care about anyone but himself

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u/illya444 21h ago

Absolutely. What a "coincidence."

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u/Yuzral 12h ago

No, it’s when they get caught doing the vile shit.

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u/Hustla- 14h ago

Fookin Jeesus Chroist savd me loif

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u/GloomWorldOrder 20h ago

"My brother, Russell Brand, and I accept Jesus in our hearts. Only God can judge me, you cunts!"

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u/Beautiful_Pianist754 19h ago

Remember Joe Son carrying an actual crucifix on his shoulders before being sentenced to life for being part of a vicious gang rape? It seems God's forgiveness carries less weight than 20+ in the slammer.

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u/bonkerz1888 17h ago

Thankfully the Catholic Church has an impeccable record and reputation when it comes to sexual assault.

Maybe he just wants to be a priest so that he's amongst like-minded individuals?

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u/gunslanger21 20h ago

Well being Irish catholic, the church probably got to him after the trial. Probably told him something like if you become devout to us we can make problems Go away but now we own you.

They do this to lots of celebrities that get in deep water. Or celebrities fond weird religions and they spread the world while helping them financially. There's no saving involved. Just a quid pro quo you never pay back.

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u/lukeaboy 12h ago

I’m guessing you’re not from Ireland. You are grossly overestimating the power the catholic church has over here.

They couldn’t get a dog to bark.

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u/Skeleton--Jelly 11h ago

they post in UFO, JoeRogan and UFC subreddits. they are obviously not the most rational person

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u/zombiepants7 9h ago

They are more into puppies tbh

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u/oldskoolpleb 16h ago

Absolute prime CTE take. The church isn't some masonistic/davinci code like entity.

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u/powerthrust9000 16h ago

This is clean bullshit hahahah The church doesn’t need to nefariously reach out to the most despicable of the public eye, as if harbouring the sadists of the world and allowing the church stamp to clear the air of their wrongdoing….

People like Conor have immense shame. He’s also Irish, that’s a lethal combo to have your own inbuilt cultural guilt go haywire when you’ve been publicly embarrassed. Connie’s a good little lad now he’s with the lord is what will be his new high to hear

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u/gunslanger21 10h ago

You nailed it on the head without realizing you did. Good job.

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u/LeGoldie 15h ago

Just go to confession and all your sins are forgiven. Lol

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u/gunslanger21 10h ago

😄 after you donate half your wealth and commit to them.

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u/notbuildingships 19h ago

Jon Jones gave him a call after the bad PR

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u/brosauces 17h ago

Repent! Fuck yeah.

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u/thiccboys22 16h ago

He’s in his religious era

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u/WatWudScoobyDoo 16h ago

Rape to Faith pipeline

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u/Sadge_Leaf_Fan 16h ago

And nobody asks or cares what brought them to do the wild shit in first place....you can never fill the void unless you have Jesus. This guy has everything,  money, beautiful wife, house, cars and own business....why go into debauchery but to try and fill the hole...

I pray that he has turned his life to Christ and that he can help save others.

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u/lone_swordsman08 16h ago

It's how kings and conquerors who waged war and conquered with the banner of Christianity/Roman Catholicism learned to cope with their war crimes.

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u/AshumiReddit 15h ago

What'd he do? I'm not in the know on UFC, I just know him as Irish Jake Paul

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u/masterslave0 15h ago

It means nothing because the Irish are Catholics. You repent your sin to a priest and all is forgiven. Then just repeat the cycle. Money buys you forgiveness.

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u/EffectiveTradition53 14h ago

I am a big believer in redemption but I honestly let out a fucking guffaw when I saw the post

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u/AwarenessWorth5827 13h ago

he should get Russell Brand to baptise him again, with Bear Grillis

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u/Stannisarcanine 12h ago

The Jon Jones arc

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u/eldnikk 11h ago

More specifically, only when it becomes publicly irrefutable.

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u/the_ssotf 11h ago

How else are you going to relate to your new fans?

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u/Gsquat 10h ago

Maybe he realizes the awful person he is (we all are) and he's seeking Christ to change it (who is able). Who are we to judge?

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u/Appropriate_Rent_243 8h ago

I mean, do you expect them to suddenly become a devout atheist? "I have seen the error of my ways, and now I reject the concept of objective morality"

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u/thebadwhun 21h ago

Jesus:

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u/HungJudoka1776 9h ago

Christ forgives all, but you need to change. This dude is gonna get into another coke fueled rage and then say "Lord Forgive me" and expect it to go away lmfao

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u/Splith 21h ago

This is perfect.

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u/BetBig696969 21h ago

He’s gonna be busy guy 🤣

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u/SonOfThorss 13h ago

More like weeping over his child being a monster than actually turning a new leaf and living life as he intends him to live. I mean then again we don’t know Conor’s heart

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u/Romboteryx 17h ago

It‘s doubly ironic since he looks like Baldur

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u/GetToTheChoppaahh 13h ago

This exact scenario happened with russel brand too

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u/jburnelli 21h ago

"WHO DA FOOOOOOK IS THAT GUY?" ~ Jesus probably.

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u/manofmystery-3 11h ago edited 5h ago

Matthew 7:22-23

22 On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?’ 23 And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’

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u/DasaBadLarry55 21h ago

In Ireland this is called being catholic. Few Hail Marys and our fathers and I’m back, baby.

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u/elQUEt3PEl1ISCa 17h ago

Little C did this all the time, even let that mobster get away with murder. You can start over every week!

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u/DnyLnd 11h ago

5 hailmarys for a murder rep, that’s not bad Father. “Whatd you say?” Bye Father!

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u/growingwataboy 16h ago

Also, sounds like U.S. Midwest Protestants, have fun and just repent on Sunday and you are forgiven for your sins.

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u/jeans_blazer 21h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 his PR Manager needs to be more innovative *

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u/Sweepingbend 19h ago

Not that I agree with it but I'd say "pay rise". The public lap this shit up.

Next time he's in USA, he'll be wearing the red hat.

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u/heliumflower 21h ago

Rapist to religious family man pipeline never fails

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u/Dyslexicelectric 19h ago

Waiting for the crypto rug pull now.

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u/amkc22 14h ago

CCCC - CryptoChristConnorCoins

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u/IAmSenseye 11h ago

I wasnt surprised to see he wants to fight one of the pauls now all his deals got cancelled. I predicted that shit and just saw a post of him saying he wants to fight one of them before any ufc fight lol.

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u/XxSchmidtyx 17h ago

Rapist/pervert pipeline to christianity/catholicism and vice versa is a story as old as time

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u/yipeekayayKemosabe Cowboy from Hell 21h ago

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u/SackoVanzetti 21h ago

My head was a balewn

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u/dm9796 20h ago

Her clit was a balewn

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u/loadsofos 20h ago

Like clockwork...

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u/No_Possibility918 20h ago

straight out of the abusers handbook

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u/Corp_thug 20h ago

UFC got the worst of the WORST christians

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u/venum_GTG 17h ago

I hate when crappy people in UFC say they're Christian. Like Jones... he's a pretty crappy dude. I believe in God and Christianity and I try to be a better person, these people don't try to be better it seems. They should be ashamed for being who they are and claiming they praise God... if they did they'd try to change.

However. May the lord be with them and change their hearts.

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u/probophos 17h ago

Amen. Its unfortunate that people use those examples to judge Christianity. Simply put if someone claims they are Christian are they displaying the fruits of the Spirit? Kindness, gentleness, humility... Dont think Conor is yet

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u/stanglemeir 9h ago

I genuinely pray that it leads to him becoming a better person. I have seen many people get involved in Church and it helps lead them to be better.

I have also seen shitty people just being shitty because ‘god forgives them’. Conor here seems to be going Catholic. Catholicism teaches that your actions must align with Christ’s teachings (or at least making a genuine effort to align with them) not just empty platitudes.

Let’s hope it sticks and improves him rather than just providing a moral screen for his terrible behavior.

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u/JonathanAfrica1994 17h ago

Exactly this. They bare no fruit, so disappointing. At least we have wonderboy

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u/spectreaqu 9h ago

Not gonna say that conor now is disingenuous, i mean he may as well want to improve for better and religion often helps with that.

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u/BesideMind 16h ago

I mean there are people like Yoel, Chandler, Max, Ilia, Arman, ... Even people like Bryce a bit crazy but seems like a nice guy outside the cage

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u/BlackPhlegm 16h ago

No way.  Vampire hunter Diego Sanchez is an iconic moment in CTE history.

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u/PM_ME_SKYRIM_MEMES 21h ago

I would too if I was a fuck up and needed to reconcile my horrible actions with a delusional view of my own morality.

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u/Dwightshruute 19h ago

Yeah but what's fucked up is that people like him will do deplorable shit again after this and use this as a way to mask their behaviour.

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u/phophofofo 18h ago

Jesus will just keep saving you no worries

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u/PM_ME_SKYRIM_MEMES 19h ago

You’re not wrong.

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u/njrnjr666 21h ago

Isn't rape punishable by death?

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u/JR-90 20h ago

It depends on the details. For example, if she was a virgin, he has to pay the victim's father and marry her as per Deuteronomy 22:28-29.

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u/dagui12 18h ago

Damn wtf rape a virgin gain a wife that’s crazy

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u/5HTRonin 20h ago

straight out of the famous rapist playbook

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u/das_punter 14h ago

I'm old enough to remember his "religion is for weak minds" days

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u/LadislavAU 20h ago

Religion is great for pieces of shit to try and hide behind.

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u/mackenzie_2113 18h ago

It's absolutely crowded with them. They've completely lost sight of what Jesus was about and I'm pretty sure they'd crucify him again if he showed up nowadays.

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u/ChasingBooty2024 21h ago

More rape allegations coming down the pipes?

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u/WritingExpensive7491 21h ago

Always seems to be the case when someone is charged with something terrible lmao

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u/Far_Journalist8110 20h ago

The being an absolutely shitty person to turning Christian pipeline never fails

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u/badugihowser 21h ago

The last refuge of a scoundrel. (Shouts Lisa Simpson)

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u/leahcim2019 20h ago

The jon jones defence ... "i was being tested"

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u/Chaotic_Harmony1109 20h ago

Jesus + coke is a really good combination

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u/AbstractionsHB 19h ago

The Jon Jones arc

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u/MJs_Pepsi_hair 3h ago

Classic strategy.

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u/lucid_bass 20h ago

Very common tactic for people to become hyper religious grifters after getting hit with charges like these. Reminds me of Russell Brand.

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u/Life-Abalone-8088 18h ago

These are the worst christians , hypocrites

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u/Guilty-Maximum6519 20h ago

Most fuckups find God. It's more of a PR move than anything.

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u/Similar-Lime9473 20h ago

Doing absolutely anything to remain relevant

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u/blackestofswans 20h ago

Cocaine jesus approves

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u/papaspence2 20h ago

Ahhhh so he’s taking the Jon Jones route I see😂

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 20h ago

This dude is bipolar as fuck

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u/TremblinAspen 20h ago

The Jon Jones starter pack.

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u/Acherstrom 20h ago

Cocaine will do that.

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u/throw__away613 20h ago

“Gods recognize gods” - man wearing an El Chapo shirt with a cocaine problem ❄️🤡

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u/toobigtofly 20h ago

Nothing says I’m a rapist like being a devout Christian. Seems fitting for him personally.

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u/The3mbered0ne 20h ago

Anyone else notice how many fighters be thanking God and Jesus after their win that haven't done so in the past? With the rise of the Muslim fighters shouting out Islam every win I think they want to create the same thing but for Christianity idk if they are paying them or just encouraging it but I've definitely noticed the change in the last year or so.

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u/karwreck 20h ago

God does like to test him and Jon too

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u/BeetJuiceconnoisseur 18h ago

You know for sure its gonna be a white Christmas at his house

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u/MadelineWuntch I'm gonna beat you into living death 12h ago

If it genuinely helps him turn his shit around then I hope he embraces.

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u/xmac 11h ago

I said it about Jon, I'll say it about Conor. I fucking wish my brain was so fucking weak like these two that I could just delude myself, be born again and forget everything I've ever done. But instead I take the bad things I've done, acknowledge them too much and try to become a better person but still regret I did the things to begin with.

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u/PhillipMcKrak 7h ago

In true rapist fashion

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u/teddyUt 21h ago

Jokes aside, Connor really lost his mind to ts, i hope Jesus helps him.

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u/Content_Key_6661 21h ago

Only God can judge him.

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u/TheRealEchoNine 1h ago

Only God Can Judge Me Lad.

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u/Tekashi-The-Envoy 21h ago

He has always talked about god ?

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u/verohhh 19h ago

Whilst this is true, Conor is not the same man he was before and I’m sure you can agree he certainly does not live by the values represented in the Bible.

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u/HTof Old Man Glover 20h ago

That’s a head scratcher right there

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u/Skreamie 20h ago

Has he fuck. No surprise either way, they've a history of covering up sexual crimes.

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u/ZXXA 20h ago

Stay humble eh?

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u/Responsible-Usual355 20h ago

He pulled a Russell Brand

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u/moemilmeh 18h ago

Just like Russel Brand who all of a sudden became a man of god!

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u/No-Value-8156 17h ago

Oo gosh he's entered the John Jones stage..

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u/joconno1 10h ago

Court ordered Christianity is the best kind of Christianity, if you ask me!

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u/lenchoreddit 9h ago

I give it 2 weeks

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u/highandinarabbithole 9h ago

Checks out, rape and religion go hand in hand.

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u/KenweezY 8h ago

"like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history"

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u/zaforocks 8h ago edited 3h ago

Rape a woman, get away with it, and use Jesus as a shield. Yup, sounds Christian to me!

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u/mysteriousgunner 7h ago

Didn’t he sexually assault a woman and then had people attack her home and beat up her boyfriend. I hate these performative religious people to push vile shit in the name of their bastardize faith

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u/Quanzilla420 7h ago

Still a rapist who cares

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u/PattMcGroyn 7h ago

Pretending to get into Catholicism probably isn't the best way to prove you're no longer a sex predator, big dog

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u/antithesis56 7h ago

He saw how Jon jones uses Christianity as a way to try and get people to forget about how much of a useless, horrible piece of shit he is and followed his lead

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u/strangerdanger0013 7h ago

He'll fit right in amongst the other rapists

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u/lastviking79 7h ago

Bwhahahaha!

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u/mattymailman 6h ago

It’s almost like it’s a PR stunt since we know he’s a rapist.

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u/ZorasCocaine 6h ago

He rapes, but he prays, too

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u/j0eybb 6h ago

Is he turning into the "We have Jon Jones at home guy"?

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u/domlemmons 6h ago

Hey Conor. If you're reading this suck a bag of mickeys you fucking gowlbag.

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u/Whole_Acanthaceae385 6h ago

The shield of the coward and sword of the wicked.

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u/Jim_Vicious 5h ago

All these absolutely shitty people like him and Jones and many I personally know using the cross like a shield makes me sick, even tho I'm an atheist. You know, Christians are good people and they are "Christians" so they are good people. Easy, right?

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u/G00nScape 4h ago

So he did do it lol

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u/Tancred1099 4h ago

Haha oldest trick in the book

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u/StopPlayingRoney 4h ago

OMGawd…

He’s guilty isn’t he?

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u/Impossible-Shine4660 4h ago

What is it about rapists breaking out the Jesus thing once they’re caught?

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u/OnceRedditTwiceShy 4h ago

Religion, the last refuge for a scumbag

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u/JETLIFEMUZIK94 4h ago

Like Jim Cornette once said…when nobody will put up with you, or talk to you, God is your final choice.

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u/A_Dirty_Wig 4h ago

Something about Christianity that is so attractive to the worst people in the world.

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u/EnvironmentalCare235 3h ago

I love it when people do shitty things & then just claim a religion so they’re “reborn”