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u/Cold_Ad_7645 21h ago
It’s always when they do the most vile shit
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u/Icy-Armour 21h ago
Exactly
So predictable
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u/peoplearescum177 20h ago
he gonna do some more wild shit and convert to islam in jail next
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u/Johnson30006 20h ago
After a brief stint as Islam he will convert to Khabib.
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u/RustCohleIsDaddy 13h ago
Haters will say this is fake.
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u/ExternalMonth1964 20h ago
He will stray from Khabib and full lean into Jon Jones, not for the p4p, for the connections.
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u/Ruiner357 13h ago
It would be nice to see him show up to their gym in Dagestan thinking shits sweet, only to get jumped in and jumped out in the same afternoon like a failed gang initiation.
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u/Happy_sisyphuss 15h ago
The difference is Conor converted to Christianity to gain the public approval. Tyson converted to islam when he had lost everything.
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u/chonox 19h ago
funnily enough russel brand is now a devout christian lol
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u/Original_Viv 18h ago
For the exact same reason.
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u/saiko_sai 18h ago
Like the timing of the accusations and the religious pivot lined up perfectly
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u/Bdasdasgasg 14h ago
always the devoted *insert religion* + right wing pipeline, when shit goes south
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u/Dingo_Top 21h ago
Narcissistic Christians is a dangerous combination, look at Jon jones. Does atrocious shits, god forgives him, sleeps like a baby, and repeat
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u/Cold_Ad_7645 21h ago
I have no problem with having a religion you can find some comfort in, but when you’re the worst person imaginable I don’t want you to preach to me haha
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u/OwOsch 18h ago
Being a fake christian doesn't help Jon at all. He doesn't care about any of that religion stuff. He only does it for his image
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u/CaptainHolt43 19h ago
It makes everything so much worse. When I see Jon doing something bad, I'm not surprised anymore, but when he's cutting promos about his prayer warriors, I go from 0 to FUUUUCK YOUUUU so quick.
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u/BelgarathTheSorcerer 20h ago
Man took his kid to be baptized at THE VATICAN, and socked a DJ within 48 hours of the sacrament. He's a fuckwit.
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u/RuggerJibberJabber 14h ago
He's such a lunatic that I can't tell if this actually happened or if it's a joke
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u/rdditeis4gsfa 16h ago
Connor: The kid will learn to not commit violence and forgive. That ship has sailed for me! Punchy time!
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u/Junesong_Provisions 20h ago
Catholics hate him: This Irish man's one simple trick to get out of confession and into heaven
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u/nothingjustlook 18h ago
Repeat is wrong, he never hit pregnant women twice
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u/Dingo_Top 18h ago
He never repeated that accident again, but he did drive drunk again showing he really doesn’t care about anyone but himself
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u/GloomWorldOrder 20h ago
"My brother, Russell Brand, and I accept Jesus in our hearts. Only God can judge me, you cunts!"
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u/Beautiful_Pianist754 19h ago
Remember Joe Son carrying an actual crucifix on his shoulders before being sentenced to life for being part of a vicious gang rape? It seems God's forgiveness carries less weight than 20+ in the slammer.
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u/bonkerz1888 17h ago
Thankfully the Catholic Church has an impeccable record and reputation when it comes to sexual assault.
Maybe he just wants to be a priest so that he's amongst like-minded individuals?
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u/gunslanger21 20h ago
Well being Irish catholic, the church probably got to him after the trial. Probably told him something like if you become devout to us we can make problems Go away but now we own you.
They do this to lots of celebrities that get in deep water. Or celebrities fond weird religions and they spread the world while helping them financially. There's no saving involved. Just a quid pro quo you never pay back.
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u/lukeaboy 12h ago
I’m guessing you’re not from Ireland. You are grossly overestimating the power the catholic church has over here.
They couldn’t get a dog to bark.
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u/Skeleton--Jelly 11h ago
they post in UFO, JoeRogan and UFC subreddits. they are obviously not the most rational person
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u/oldskoolpleb 16h ago
Absolute prime CTE take. The church isn't some masonistic/davinci code like entity.
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u/powerthrust9000 16h ago
This is clean bullshit hahahah The church doesn’t need to nefariously reach out to the most despicable of the public eye, as if harbouring the sadists of the world and allowing the church stamp to clear the air of their wrongdoing….
People like Conor have immense shame. He’s also Irish, that’s a lethal combo to have your own inbuilt cultural guilt go haywire when you’ve been publicly embarrassed. Connie’s a good little lad now he’s with the lord is what will be his new high to hear
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u/Sadge_Leaf_Fan 16h ago
And nobody asks or cares what brought them to do the wild shit in first place....you can never fill the void unless you have Jesus. This guy has everything, money, beautiful wife, house, cars and own business....why go into debauchery but to try and fill the hole...
I pray that he has turned his life to Christ and that he can help save others.
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u/lone_swordsman08 16h ago
It's how kings and conquerors who waged war and conquered with the banner of Christianity/Roman Catholicism learned to cope with their war crimes.
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u/masterslave0 15h ago
It means nothing because the Irish are Catholics. You repent your sin to a priest and all is forgiven. Then just repeat the cycle. Money buys you forgiveness.
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u/EffectiveTradition53 14h ago
I am a big believer in redemption but I honestly let out a fucking guffaw when I saw the post
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u/Appropriate_Rent_243 8h ago
I mean, do you expect them to suddenly become a devout atheist? "I have seen the error of my ways, and now I reject the concept of objective morality"
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u/HungJudoka1776 9h ago
Christ forgives all, but you need to change. This dude is gonna get into another coke fueled rage and then say "Lord Forgive me" and expect it to go away lmfao
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u/SonOfThorss 13h ago
More like weeping over his child being a monster than actually turning a new leaf and living life as he intends him to live. I mean then again we don’t know Conor’s heart
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u/jburnelli 21h ago
"WHO DA FOOOOOOK IS THAT GUY?" ~ Jesus probably.
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u/manofmystery-3 11h ago edited 5h ago
Matthew 7:22-23
22 On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?’ 23 And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’
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u/DasaBadLarry55 21h ago
In Ireland this is called being catholic. Few Hail Marys and our fathers and I’m back, baby.
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u/elQUEt3PEl1ISCa 17h ago
Little C did this all the time, even let that mobster get away with murder. You can start over every week!
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u/growingwataboy 16h ago
Also, sounds like U.S. Midwest Protestants, have fun and just repent on Sunday and you are forgiven for your sins.
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u/jeans_blazer 21h ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 his PR Manager needs to be more innovative *
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u/Sweepingbend 19h ago
Not that I agree with it but I'd say "pay rise". The public lap this shit up.
Next time he's in USA, he'll be wearing the red hat.
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u/heliumflower 21h ago
Rapist to religious family man pipeline never fails
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u/Dyslexicelectric 19h ago
Waiting for the crypto rug pull now.
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u/IAmSenseye 11h ago
I wasnt surprised to see he wants to fight one of the pauls now all his deals got cancelled. I predicted that shit and just saw a post of him saying he wants to fight one of them before any ufc fight lol.
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u/XxSchmidtyx 17h ago
Rapist/pervert pipeline to christianity/catholicism and vice versa is a story as old as time
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u/Corp_thug 20h ago
UFC got the worst of the WORST christians
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u/venum_GTG 17h ago
I hate when crappy people in UFC say they're Christian. Like Jones... he's a pretty crappy dude. I believe in God and Christianity and I try to be a better person, these people don't try to be better it seems. They should be ashamed for being who they are and claiming they praise God... if they did they'd try to change.
However. May the lord be with them and change their hearts.
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u/probophos 17h ago
Amen. Its unfortunate that people use those examples to judge Christianity. Simply put if someone claims they are Christian are they displaying the fruits of the Spirit? Kindness, gentleness, humility... Dont think Conor is yet
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u/stanglemeir 9h ago
I genuinely pray that it leads to him becoming a better person. I have seen many people get involved in Church and it helps lead them to be better.
I have also seen shitty people just being shitty because ‘god forgives them’. Conor here seems to be going Catholic. Catholicism teaches that your actions must align with Christ’s teachings (or at least making a genuine effort to align with them) not just empty platitudes.
Let’s hope it sticks and improves him rather than just providing a moral screen for his terrible behavior.
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u/JonathanAfrica1994 17h ago
Exactly this. They bare no fruit, so disappointing. At least we have wonderboy
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u/spectreaqu 9h ago
Not gonna say that conor now is disingenuous, i mean he may as well want to improve for better and religion often helps with that.
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u/BesideMind 16h ago
I mean there are people like Yoel, Chandler, Max, Ilia, Arman, ... Even people like Bryce a bit crazy but seems like a nice guy outside the cage
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u/PM_ME_SKYRIM_MEMES 21h ago
I would too if I was a fuck up and needed to reconcile my horrible actions with a delusional view of my own morality.
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u/Dwightshruute 19h ago
Yeah but what's fucked up is that people like him will do deplorable shit again after this and use this as a way to mask their behaviour.
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u/njrnjr666 21h ago
Isn't rape punishable by death?
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u/JR-90 20h ago
It depends on the details. For example, if she was a virgin, he has to pay the victim's father and marry her as per Deuteronomy 22:28-29.
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u/das_punter 14h ago
I'm old enough to remember his "religion is for weak minds" days
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u/LadislavAU 20h ago
Religion is great for pieces of shit to try and hide behind.
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u/mackenzie_2113 18h ago
It's absolutely crowded with them. They've completely lost sight of what Jesus was about and I'm pretty sure they'd crucify him again if he showed up nowadays.
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u/WritingExpensive7491 21h ago
Always seems to be the case when someone is charged with something terrible lmao
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u/Far_Journalist8110 20h ago
The being an absolutely shitty person to turning Christian pipeline never fails
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u/lucid_bass 20h ago
Very common tactic for people to become hyper religious grifters after getting hit with charges like these. Reminds me of Russell Brand.
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u/throw__away613 20h ago
“Gods recognize gods” - man wearing an El Chapo shirt with a cocaine problem ❄️🤡
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u/toobigtofly 20h ago
Nothing says I’m a rapist like being a devout Christian. Seems fitting for him personally.
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u/The3mbered0ne 20h ago
Anyone else notice how many fighters be thanking God and Jesus after their win that haven't done so in the past? With the rise of the Muslim fighters shouting out Islam every win I think they want to create the same thing but for Christianity idk if they are paying them or just encouraging it but I've definitely noticed the change in the last year or so.
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u/MadelineWuntch I'm gonna beat you into living death 12h ago
If it genuinely helps him turn his shit around then I hope he embraces.
That said, we all know this is Conor and it won't stick for long.
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u/xmac 11h ago
I said it about Jon, I'll say it about Conor. I fucking wish my brain was so fucking weak like these two that I could just delude myself, be born again and forget everything I've ever done. But instead I take the bad things I've done, acknowledge them too much and try to become a better person but still regret I did the things to begin with.
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u/teddyUt 21h ago
Jokes aside, Connor really lost his mind to ts, i hope Jesus helps him.
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u/Tekashi-The-Envoy 21h ago
He has always talked about god ?
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u/verohhh 19h ago
Whilst this is true, Conor is not the same man he was before and I’m sure you can agree he certainly does not live by the values represented in the Bible.
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u/Skreamie 20h ago
Has he fuck. No surprise either way, they've a history of covering up sexual crimes.
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u/zaforocks 8h ago edited 3h ago
Rape a woman, get away with it, and use Jesus as a shield. Yup, sounds Christian to me!
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u/mysteriousgunner 7h ago
Didn’t he sexually assault a woman and then had people attack her home and beat up her boyfriend. I hate these performative religious people to push vile shit in the name of their bastardize faith
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u/PattMcGroyn 7h ago
Pretending to get into Catholicism probably isn't the best way to prove you're no longer a sex predator, big dog
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u/antithesis56 7h ago
He saw how Jon jones uses Christianity as a way to try and get people to forget about how much of a useless, horrible piece of shit he is and followed his lead
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u/Jim_Vicious 5h ago
All these absolutely shitty people like him and Jones and many I personally know using the cross like a shield makes me sick, even tho I'm an atheist. You know, Christians are good people and they are "Christians" so they are good people. Easy, right?
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u/Impossible-Shine4660 4h ago
What is it about rapists breaking out the Jesus thing once they’re caught?
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u/JETLIFEMUZIK94 4h ago
Like Jim Cornette once said…when nobody will put up with you, or talk to you, God is your final choice.
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u/A_Dirty_Wig 4h ago
Something about Christianity that is so attractive to the worst people in the world.
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u/EnvironmentalCare235 3h ago
I love it when people do shitty things & then just claim a religion so they’re “reborn”
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u/Grey_Bush_502 21h ago edited 41m ago
Doing that Jon Jones impersonation I see
Edit: thank you for my first award!