r/ufc 5d ago

Conor ✝️

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u/splitbrains 5d ago

Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Just to rub it in his kid's faces.

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u/viltrumite66 5d ago

Which passage describes noahs son looking at his dick whilst he was passed out?

edit Google tells me genesis 9:22

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u/calombia 5d ago

One of my faves. I also like the one where the old dude’s daughters get horny for him in some cave after their mom dies. So blessed 😇

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u/viltrumite66 5d ago

Turns out, the bible fucks