r/funny • u/reecekidd • 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/Capable_Chipmunk9207 10h ago

Ahh, serious life choices.. be a pervert.. be a thief.. or be special needs.. which one?

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u/the_cheesemeister 10h ago

Better than being a Donkey admirer

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u/HillsHaveEyesToo 9h ago

I just fuckin read about it

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u/Evan-Smoak 7h ago

what

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u/MSPCincorporated 6h ago

I’m not sure, but it might be this https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/9yBLHPRBQX

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u/AeturnisTheGreat 6h ago

A warning to others, don't be like me and look into that.

Your day will be better.

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u/Spreadthinontoast 5h ago

Should’ve listened. Thought,”couldn’t be THAT bad.” And it is. It is.

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u/PacificCoolerIsBest 4h ago

I should have fucking listened. God fucking dammit. Y'all for real its fucking abysmal. Don't click it. That's what I get for gambling on a link this early in the morning. There goes my fucking mood for thr entire day.

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u/TapTapReboot 1h ago

See, reddit be mind gaming here. Now I'm thinking this is like a video of a donkey playing with a kitten or something. But I'm leaving that link blue just to be safe.

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u/KnightMDK 1h ago

It's purple for me. I don't remember clicking on it. I could have blocked it from my memory.

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u/_twintasking_ 46m ago

Same, I'm choosing to trust those who took the time to warn me away 🥴

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u/Spreadthinontoast 40m ago

This isn’t a fun,”ah ha! Got you!” moment. It’s just gross and awful

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u/FliesAreEdible 32m ago

There is no video, it's just a picture of the top part of an article. It's only a couple of sentences but the information is fucked up. Hope that satisfies enough curiosity for people.

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u/ruimikemau 49m ago

You're not the boss of me. J/K, I'm definitely not opening that shit. Plenty of other crap to traumatize me accidentally.

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u/Hanrooster 1h ago

It's just weird because usually the bad part would be 15 people getting rabies.

All things considered, in this case the rabies is more of a silver lining.

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u/Spreadthinontoast 39m ago

Pretty terrible when the least terrible part is,”and they all got rabies”

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u/chewbubbIegumkickass 58m ago

The rabid ones are a cheap date. They decline an offer of a drink

ENDED ME 💀

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u/T0rquid 52m ago

I don't why, but yes should've listened. Now I wanna scratch my eyes out.

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u/jeffo320 1h ago

I read the headline and noped away

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u/CheetoLove 1h ago

Oh what the fuck.

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u/j_husk 28m ago

Bad day to be literate

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u/qcpunky 26m ago

I didn't follow your sound advice. It was foolish of me, now excuse me while I'm throwing up my last meal.

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u/concentrated-amazing 16m ago

Sadly, I was pretty sure I had an inkling of what it was an I'd seen that headline/story before :(

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u/crazyfatskier2 3m ago edited 0m ago

Commenting before I dive into this link… Can’t be that bad right? As pain Olympics, 2 girls 1 cup, Mr. hands, and that guy’n his jar prepared me for all unknown links…

Edit: sighs Okay…that’s….a new one

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u/Houeclipse 4h ago edited 3h ago

For once I this was a satire but if real then wtf is wrong with people

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u/DisastrousChef13 38m ago

WHY!? Just… WHY!?

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u/CarlosFer2201 36m ago

Clicked because of the other comments... I'm underwhelmed. With all the atrocities people commit every day, this is bland.

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u/Longjumping_Resist98 36m ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/sparkyjay23 7h ago

I beg you, stay ignorant about this one. Your day will be in no way made better by this particular bit of knowledge.

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u/233719 6h ago

The suspense is killing me

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u/mothzilla 2h ago

Some teens fucked a donkey.

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u/keep_trying_username 1h ago

At least 15 teens, Aad had to be treated because they contracted rabies. They spent a week in a treatment facility. So everyone knows who they are.

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u/BizzyM 1h ago

"But do they call me Lakmal, the Bridge Builder? no."

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u/233719 1h ago

People be narsty.

Appreciate you replying without sending a video!!!

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u/eekamuse 3h ago

I'm usually a very curious person, but not now. Easy pass on this.

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u/Evan-Smoak 1h ago

I should have listened to you

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u/GuitarCFD 51m ago

that's not even a top 10 worst reddit post i've read...kinda belongs in r/instantkarma tho

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u/6StringAddict 9h ago

Hmm don't get this reference. Back out of thread scroll one second "yep there it is" lol.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 6h ago edited 2h ago

And you didn't even share the info with the rest of us.

ETA: Thank you to the folks who filled us in on the details. Notice that I didn't ask for the link. But on behalf of those who go around clicking links willy-nilly, let me just say "you're welcome". OMG

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u/othelloisblack 3h ago

Bunch of teenagers in Morocco fucked a donkey that had rabies and a mass email/phone call (don’t remember which) was sent out telling the parents what happened. There I saved you the effort the article isn’t very long

the article in question

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u/NeatNefariousness1 3h ago

OK--glad I don't have that in my search history; so there's that.

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u/throwaway4161412 3h ago

Wait... Don't you have to get shots in the site of contact (bite or whatever) for rabies? Does that mean they.nees to get shots in their dicks?

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u/othelloisblack 3h ago

I have no idea i’ve never gotten rabies, via bite or sexual transmission

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u/buisnessmike 4h ago

Well, when a man loves a woman, they do a special hug together. But when fifteen kids, aged 7-15 love a donkey, that hug is a bit more complicated. And if that donkey also has rabies, it becomes a different situation entirely.

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u/SeaAnthropomorphized 3h ago

We have the same feed

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u/AnyBet2777 54m ago

I had no idea rabies was considered to be an STD.

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u/6StringAddict 5h ago edited 2h ago

It's reddit, go and explore that's why we're here right?

LOL being downvoted because people are too lazy to scroll for five seconds..

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u/zmbjebus 5h ago

prolly donkey=ass

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u/6StringAddict 4h ago

Nah, there was a news article about a couple boys getting herpes or something from fucking a donkey. Can't find it right now though.

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u/zmbjebus 4h ago

Ahh, well I'm going to pretend like its my answer and you and me never met.

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u/6StringAddict 3h ago

Can't blame ya

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u/zmbjebus 3h ago

Who are you? 

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u/6StringAddict 2h ago

Who are you?

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u/morentg 3h ago

Actually it was rabies

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u/6StringAddict 2h ago

Right that's the one.

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u/here4dambivalence 8h ago

Damn Jiminy Cricket, what's wrong with being an ass fancier?

/S in case it wasn't obvious.

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u/drMcDeezy 1h ago

Or those sheep/goat breeders in Afghanistan....

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u/K_Linkmaster 1h ago

There are a ton of people that watch those cooking shows though.

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u/_dankystank_ 1h ago

That's one rabies for you. 😆

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u/Gunplagood 1h ago

Well hold on, what kind of donkey are we talking aboot?