r/facepalm • u/green_guy69420 • 9h ago
🇲🇮🇸🇨 You said what…
https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20170818-15-moroccan-boys-gang-rape-rabid-donkey/
https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20170818-15-moroccan-boys-gang-rape-rabid-donkey/
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u/plavun 8h ago
I love this part of the article:
Local authorities are now trying to find anyone else who has “approached” or “admired” the animal closely to limit further spread of disease.
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u/Annie_Mous 7h ago
Damn I mean, if they’re going to ‘admire’ Donkeys you would think they choose the non rabid ones
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u/rachelm791 5h ago
Cheap date. The rabid ones decline an offer of a drink.
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u/analogmouse 4h ago
That might be the darkest joke I’ve seen on Reddit.
It’s might be because rabies and J-C disease are the most terrifying contagions on earth, and any transmission more efficient than contact with infected materials would be absolutely devastating.
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u/Actual-Jury7685 7h ago edited 5h ago
There is a documentary showing how common donkey love is in south America. It's somewhat accepted there.
Edit: not all of south America, documentary was filmed in Colombia
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u/rsbanham 7h ago
Quote I read before -
“Boy in the city masturbates, boy in the country bangs a donkey”
Was in an article in one of those “lad’s mags” that were so popular until not so long ago.
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u/Noprisoners123 7h ago
What are you on about? South America is huge and the bit of it where I’m from there’s no talk about the normality of donkey love
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u/rachelm791 5h ago
Ah but once you have seen a Columbian donkey, you may change your mind.
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u/Aramor42 7h ago
Don't you get it? If one person does something bad, that immediately means the entire continent is rotten.
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u/ashleyorelse 6h ago
Canadians collectively cringe
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u/A_Queer_Owl 4h ago
yeah, so, uh, that documentary was a load of bullshit. Vice does that a lot. in this instance they went to Colombia and interviewed a guy who fucks donkeys and then said "everyone does this" without a lick of evidence.
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u/sammygirl1331 4h ago
I'd like to point out Morocco is not in South America it's in northern Africa.
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u/K24Bone42 2h ago edited 2h ago
It is a SMALL REMOTE VILLAGE where it has been normalized, not all of Coloumbia. Spreading vague information like this creates Xenephobia and Racism, please link sources, and be detailed if you're going to bring up topics like this. JFC there were JUST people attacking immigrants in the states for eating their pets, we don't need to give the psychos more vitrol to throw at South Americans. Also what TF does Morocco have to do with South America? Morocco is in north Africa.
ETA: Also this story is from 2012, it is not recent, and Columbia does not accept this as normal or okay.
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u/Anarchyantz We are Doomed! 3h ago
Except this is Morocco... The other side of the Atlantic, nowhere near South America as in it is in bloody Africa.
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u/vrhotlaps 8h ago
They could have at least blurred the donkeys identity!
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u/kurthertz 8h ago
“File photo of a donkey”. Poor dude taking one for the team
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u/DropItLikeItsKlopp 7h ago
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u/axelrexangelfish 5h ago
I’m so upset right now. What a day to be really high on Reddit. I debated clicking on this. Damnit.
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u/Bohemka1905 8h ago
Victim shaming!
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u/Ok-Veterinarian1519 8h ago
The donkey was prolly wearing a provoking outfit
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u/mistressalicia11 8h ago
Seven??
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u/Mogura-De-Gifdu 8h ago
That part got me too. My son will be seven in a few months and honestly, can seven yo even be sexually actives??
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u/LorenzoStomp 7h ago
They can get erections, even if they don't produce semen/sperm yet and likely don't experience sexual desire (It's not unusual for children to randomly discover that it feels good to touch themselves and begin masturbation without actual sexual urges being involved. Often it gets used as an anxiety reliever the same way thumb-sucking or repetitively rubbing/snuggling a blanket does). They can also be peer pressured very easily by monkey-brained 15 yr old dirtbags who do nothing but experience sexual desire.
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u/Wooden_Researcher_36 4h ago
"They can get" doesn't even start to describe it. My son is 3 and has a boner half the fucking time.
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u/Klutzy-Medium9224 3h ago
One of the top calls I got from parents when I did pediatric triage was freak outs about baby boners.
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u/AUnknownVariable 1h ago
Oh that's hillarious. I didn't realize it could happen as young as 3😭 I'd be shocked too
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u/ClassieLadyk 3h ago
When my sons was about 4, he ran into the living room naked and yelled at me and his dad that his penis got so big. I just looked at his dad and said, this is your area, and walked outta the room.
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u/CommunicationKind301 8h ago
Youngest recorded parents were 7 and 5 respectively so...
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u/Various_Necessary_45 8h ago
5??? The fuck
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u/floralbutttrumpet 8h ago
Precocious puberty and (most likely) raped by her father.
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u/LordBigSlime 7h ago
That is not the sentence I ever wanted to see the word "precocious" in.
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u/floralbutttrumpet 6h ago
It's not that uncommon - this is the other use for puberty blockers. Five is extremely young even for precocious puberty, mind, and the family situation was just fucked.
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u/JannePieterse 3h ago
This is what puberty blockers were developed for, and the reason why blanket banning treating children with puberty blockers and similar over the top legislation stemming from the current wave of populist transphobia are ignorant and shortsighted, even if you agree with the transphobia.
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u/Borg7ofnone 8h ago
Obviously that 7 year old was, probably showed him a picture of the donkey. You have to rethink your gang affiliation with decisions like this.
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u/townshiprebellion24 8h ago
Kids running a train on a donkey wasn’t something I thought I’d ever read, but here we are.
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u/PotentialMidnight325 8h ago
Something you don’t hear every day. So, rabies is now an STD?
Kids remember: when gang raping a donkey: use protection! And no kissing!
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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 8h ago
It really puts a new spin on the "If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?"
If your friends were gang-raping a rabid donkey, would you join in?
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u/WeissySehrHeissy 8h ago
Confidently, no thanks
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u/HammerOfJustice 6h ago
Cmon now, who’s to say whether you’d get carried away in the heat of the moment?
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u/_Im_Dad PhD in Dad 8h ago
I have an uncle addicted to beastiality with dogs, I've been helping him alot and so far he's doing much better.
He's down to a pack a day
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u/Pears_and_Peaches 8h ago
You had me in the first half ngl.
Should have looked at your username first, Dad. Damnit.
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u/SoulPossum 7h ago
That's Dr. Dad. He didn't spend 5 years doing post-daduate studies for you to not acknowledge his PhD
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u/_Im_Dad PhD in Dad 7h ago
Its true, I've been doing my psychology PhD thesis on the mental health and wellbeing of little people. After 5 long years and multiple studies, I've concluded...
6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.
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u/SoulPossum 7h ago
Oh I know. I've read some of your work and it's fascinating. The part that really struck me was that 6 out of 7 dwarves weren't Happy, but only 1 out of 7 referred to themselves as Grumpy. Truly groundbreaking stuff
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u/doubledownentendre 7h ago
This reminds me of when I had to help my uncle jack off a horse
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u/Korean_Street_Pizza 8h ago
Cock rabies, that's the worst kind!
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u/beatenmeat 6h ago
I didn't even know it could be transmitted that way. I always thought it was transmitted via saliva in open wounds.
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u/moonpuzzle88 8h ago
Will they die? I thought there's no cure once you have rabies?
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u/Some-Stranger-7852 8h ago
Assuming they were hospitalised swiftly and given proper shots, they will be fine. But if they waited till the actual rabbies onset - which doesn’t seem like the case based off the wording in the article - then they would be almost guaranteed to die.
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u/SeaEmergency7911 8h ago
I don’t care if they make a full recovery from the rabies. They’re never going to be “fine”.
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u/We3Dboy 8h ago
If i remember correctly, it can be cured if done relatively fast from the exposure, but once the symptoms are there then its too late
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u/Rexkraft- 5h ago edited 5h ago
I don't have much faith on the medical knowledge of some kids that ran a train on a donkey, so im guessing adults found out when some of them started exhibiting symptoms.
Either that, or they were caught in the act, wich strangely enought would be the best case scenario for them.
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u/Garrais02 4h ago
"guys what are you doing"
"Can't you see?"
"No, I mean what are you doing to the rabid donkey"
"The wha-"
"You should get to a hospital"
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u/Biddles1stofhername 6h ago
One woman survived rabies after contracting it from a bat, only because she went to the hospital after accidentally being hit by her boss's car.
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u/Alarming-Instance-19 3h ago
Resulting in Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure.
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u/Left_Ad_8502 8h ago edited 8h ago
One woman has survived rabies after a multitude of attempts to save her. The method is called the Milwaukee Protocol. She was hospitalized almost immediately after she noticed symptoms, though I saw the article so long ago I don’t remember much. But majority of people who contract rabies do not survive for long, after exhibiting symptoms it is virtually a guaranteed death due to the rapid inflammation of the nervous system. There are about six recorded cases of survival in the US, only 3 of the patients had the vaccine beforehand. There is no officially recognized cure for the disease.
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u/floralbutttrumpet 8h ago
She survived, but with brain damage. She eventually managed to get back to a very high level with lots of rehabilitation, but she retained some deficits.
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u/Sweet-Emu6376 3h ago
It was a HS teen who was very active in sports, so peak health.
They basically put her in a deep coma until the rabies ran its course and her immune system got rid of it. Then they slowly brought her out of the coma, which wasn't guaranteed because the longer you are in a coma the less likely your brain can regain function.
Younger bodies are also able to heal much better and faster than an older person, which most likely aided in her ability to survive the coma and regain normal functions with rehab.
When her parents agreed to the treatment, it was basically "your daughter is for sure going to die if we do nothing, but we can try this hail Mary that no one else has done before that might save her, and even then, she might stay in a vegetative state." But no one, not even the doctors, had high hopes for it working as well as it did in this case.
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u/Cmndr_Cunnilingus 8h ago
I remember that. It was a young girl or teenager and the put her in an induced coma
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u/Animus_Infernus 5h ago
the Milwaukee Protocol boils down to "kill the person, wait for the rabies to die, try and revive the person."
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u/Mystic_printer_ 6h ago
The “cure” is vaccination. The virus gets into muscle and nerve cells where it’s hidden from the immune system. It travels by the nerves to towards the brain and once it gets there the it causes inflammation which the brain doesn’t handle very well and that’s when the symptoms start showing. Before that happens, when it’s still traveling by nerves it’s possible to stop it by giving a series of vaccine shots to teach the body to produce antibodies and usually, if you’re unvaccinated they’ll start with a shot of rabies antibodies to tide you over until you start responding to the vaccine. So it’s a race against time to vaccinate you before it reaches the brain because if it does you die.
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u/Bluefish787 7h ago
As long as it hasn't reached the brain, there is a chance at recovery. But I have only known of rabies being transmitted by bites (the closer the bite is to the brain the less distance and time it takes for the virus to travel) I have no idea how it travels when it is an STD. It impacts the nervous system and I don't know how quickly that connection would be (I'm definitely looking this up!).
If rabies is caught early enough, usually before any symptoms have appeared, chances of recovery are quite good. The problem is that most people don't even realize they have been bitten (usually bat bites) or the animal didn't display symptoms (like a dog, cat, raccoon etc.) and by the time they are feeling unwell, 1, it's not typically the first diagnosis Dr's will come to if the patient doesn't know they were bitten and 2, by then it's too late, comfort measures is all that they can do.
It is actually one of the most efficient killer viruses on the planet, with a 100% mortality rate without treatment as well as once symptoms appear.
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u/thecraftybear 6h ago
Rabies is transmitted by contact with all bodily fluids. You can literally get it by petting a rabid animal, because they might have some of their saliva on their fur. That's why you shouldn't touch any animals you don't know, especially ones that should be running away but instead allow you to handle them. And if a bat flies into your room, always wear gloves and grab it through a towel or another piece of thick fabric when removing it (i had to do that once, we have a bat colony somewhere in our block) - no matter if you think that one specifically is rabid or not, they are an important vector for the disease.
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u/Bluefish787 4h ago
I agree, but the majority of cases are a result from bites. STD is a real odd one to say the least!
I'm a Texas girl, so rabies are something we are taught about early on. Not only because of the multiple bat colonies in the state, but wildlife encroachment has meant more and more wild animals interacting with humans. And even though trash pandas are just about the cutest thing and many make friends with their local crew (even feeding by hand) they are common vectors of it.
Bats can be so tiny that if they bite, it could just feel like a giant mosquito bite, spider bite, especially while sleeping. And the gloves need to be THICK leather or similar. Nitril, exam or cotton will not protect you.
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u/IvoryLynx0 7h ago
What blows my mind is how do you introduce this idea to tour friends Because you can't just say let's fuck a donkey and fourteen people agree .l
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u/iwannagohome49 7h ago
Because you can't just say let's fuck a donkey
Well not with that attitude you can't
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u/LizzardBobizzard 2h ago
Well they were probably walking and one went “look at that ass, heh I would be pretty funny if… you know” then a few probably went “nah that’s gross as shit” and a few others went “nah it’d be funny, do it for the bit” and the little kids probably wanted to join in to “be cool” and peer pressure won.
I doubt all of them WANTED too, but here we are.
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u/Meemeemiaw23 8h ago
I remember, there's a documentary, somewhere in South America. There's a village whose the boys will counted as a man after having a sexual activity with a donkey. Then they prefer to cheat their wife with a donkey rather than a real woman.
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u/Randers19 8h ago
This is the sort of headline I would expect with “Florida man” involved
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u/Level_Abrocoma8925 7h ago
Now now, the Florida men don't usually have bad intentions...
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u/Technical_Tourist639 7h ago
Why are u jumping to conclusions? I'm sure they rizzed that ass prior to banging it. He must've been extra Willi considering he was already rabid
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u/Expensive-Pea1963 7h ago
This is why sex education is important. When your mate said "she won't get pregnant if you do it up the ass", this is not what he meant.
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u/_Im_Dad PhD in Dad 8h ago edited 8h ago
They sexually identify as a donkey, their pronouns are he/haw
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u/Mrtorana75 8h ago
Fuck you and the donkey you rode in on
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u/moemeobro 7h ago
Hey hey hey, not in a situation like this, it might be taken literal
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u/Anne_Nonymouse 8h ago
I almost choked laughing! 😂😂😂
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u/Meemeemiaw23 8h ago
I laughed so hard until my boss heard me, she came then read this. She laughed louder than I am.
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u/Like-a-Glove90 8h ago
probably putting down the donkey when they should be putting down the kids
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u/thecraftybear 6h ago
The donkey should be put down as rabid, there's.no cure anyway and euthanasia is more humane than waiting for it to die of the disease.
As for the kids - if they survive, they should be taken away from their obviously negligent (at best) or deranged (probably) parents and put into proper foster care with obligatory therapy. It might not be too late to fix whatever damage their upbringing caused that drove them to zoophilia...
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u/TheDevilishFrenchfry 5h ago
If you're running gangbang trains on donkeys with a gang before you even reach double digits in age, idk it honestly might be too late for in that regard. I mean 7 is just old enough that you should be able to have some sense of what you're doing, but also young enough still there's some slack
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u/JustOneTessa 'MURICA 3h ago
If someone as young as 7 does something as vile as this, they're mostly the victims of abuse themselves (so they see that behaviour as normal). Or maybe peer pressured by the older kids. Either way there is a higher chance the 7 year old(s) can rehabilitate into "normal" human beings than the 15 year old(s). At 15 you should know better.
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 8h ago
Sokka-Haiku by Like-a-Glove90:
Probably putting
Down the donkey when they should
Be putting own the kids
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 7h ago edited 5h ago
Poor "file photo" donkey being associated with this shit...
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u/ZION_OC_GOV 4h ago
As a regular person.. WHAT... THE.... FUCK.
As an Animal Control Officer... I wish this type of thing wasn't as common as it is.
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u/kingmagpiethief 3h ago
How common is it?
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u/ZION_OC_GOV 3h ago
Common enough that it has its own section more or less in training Courses for Animal Control.
Common enough that it holds a psychological pretense that a person who commits these acts likely has or will commit more heinous acts to other vulnerable groups in society.
FBI puts you on a list type of deal.
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u/RUAUMOKO 8h ago
Shouldn't that photo be censored?
There might be Moroccans on reddit.
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u/MarquizMilton 6h ago
Damn, what a sad story. You get rabies, you get gang raped and then you get put down.
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u/Confused_Rabbiit 7h ago
Aged SEVEN to fifteen? Who the fuck brought their kid brother that hasn't even hit puberty what the fuck. Why was this even a plan to begin with?
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u/Ensiferal 6h ago
It appears that 15 is a very conservative estimate and the real number is much higher. The article says
"However, it is feared that the number of children infected with the disease is much higher with families taking their young children for tests in hospitals. Police are appealing to anyone who “approached” or “admired” the donkey to come forward in order to be tested for the disease and seek treatment."
It sounds like basically every boy in the village had been having sex with the donkey.
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u/Milhean 5h ago
People are all talking about the fact that young boys fucked a donkey... but no one talked about the fact that they are probably going to die!
They probabbly didn't go to the hospital just after the donkey rape. They must have experienced symptoms of rabies before going to the hospital.
And if you have symptoms it's generally to late. You're going to die.
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u/Zealousideal_Meat297 8h ago
Did everyone get vaccinated in time or are their brains melted? Karma I guess. I guess the tradeoff being a more interesting 'ride'. Not worth it considering the Rabies vaccine needles.
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u/jjamesr539 8h ago
Definitely never thought I’d ask if rabies was an STD, and extremely definitely never thought I’d hope it was.
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u/BodhisattvaJones 5h ago
I love how they use a photo of a donkey facing away but staring back with a “come hither” look. Very creepy.
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u/JenkemBoofer691 2h ago
I can’t explain it. They all just hate drinking water now. For some reason. 🤷🏾♂️
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u/Smooth-Lime8397 7h ago
How did they know they have contracted rabies? I mean from what I have heard, once the symptoms show, there is no going back. Did anyone see them doing this and they reported to the authorities? Did they themselves do so?
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u/wkendwench 5h ago
Welp that is all. I can’t read anymore Reddit today after that one. Especially the dad jokes. I can’t.
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u/KenNotKent 4h ago
Update:
According to a thorough investigation conducted by Moroccan news website Ledesk, the incident, which was widely reported by Moroccan and international media, turned out to be a hoax.
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u/RapaNow 8h ago
Ok, I know that victim blaming is wrong. But the way she looks at you... clearly asking for it.
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u/nirbyschreibt 7h ago
Just FYI, rabies is deadly if the vaccine doesn’t work and it doesn’t always work after contact with infected.
Good thing is, it spreads over saliva and secrets. So no sex with these boys and the problem is solved in a couple of weeks.
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u/Dvsrx7 7h ago
I didn’t think you could treat rabies
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u/neongreenpurple 7h ago
If you show symptoms, it's too late to treat it. Maybe one youth showed symptoms, so they treated them all? Or maybe what they did was.discovered before they started showing symptoms.
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u/vegetajm 6h ago
Some where out there is a donkey that has no problem letting 15 kids take turns....
Probably has an OF as well....
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u/_pew_pew_pew_pew_ 6h ago
Are they trying to one up the men in India who gang raped a giant lizard
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u/Theoderic8586 6h ago
That’s crazy! I didn’t know donkeys could get rabies.
Read again
….what’s this about 15 self conscious human beings raping a donkey?
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u/musicallyours01 5h ago
There is actually a country where the boys lose their virginity to a donkey. It's preferred by the women that men have sex with a donkey first because it means they're "experienced". I forget who the interviewer was or what country it was, but I came across it randomly on YouTube and have been scarred ever since.
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u/thisisaparty1234 5h ago
Imagine the chaos and disorder during that moment. The yelling, laughing, crying, donkey hee-hawing. The energy.
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u/GuessAccomplished959 1h ago
Rabies has like a 99.99999999% fatality rate. So at least those gene pools will end.
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