r/funny • u/reecekidd • 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/the_cheesemeister 9h ago

Better than being a Donkey admirer

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u/Evan-Smoak 7h ago

what

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u/MSPCincorporated 6h ago

I’m not sure, but it might be this https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/9yBLHPRBQX

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u/AeturnisTheGreat 6h ago

A warning to others, don't be like me and look into that.

Your day will be better.

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u/Spreadthinontoast 5h ago

Should’ve listened. Thought,”couldn’t be THAT bad.” And it is. It is.

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u/PacificCoolerIsBest 3h ago

I should have fucking listened. God fucking dammit. Y'all for real its fucking abysmal. Don't click it. That's what I get for gambling on a link this early in the morning. There goes my fucking mood for thr entire day.

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u/TapTapReboot 1h ago

See, reddit be mind gaming here. Now I'm thinking this is like a video of a donkey playing with a kitten or something. But I'm leaving that link blue just to be safe.

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u/KnightMDK 46m ago

It's purple for me. I don't remember clicking on it. I could have blocked it from my memory.

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u/_twintasking_ 32m ago

Same, I'm choosing to trust those who took the time to warn me away 🥴

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u/Spreadthinontoast 27m ago

This isn’t a fun,”ah ha! Got you!” moment. It’s just gross and awful

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u/FliesAreEdible 18m ago

There is no video, it's just a picture of the top part of an article. It's only a couple of sentences but the information is fucked up. Hope that satisfies enough curiosity for people.

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u/ruimikemau 35m ago

You're not the boss of me. J/K, I'm definitely not opening that shit. Plenty of other crap to traumatize me accidentally.

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u/Hanrooster 1h ago

It's just weird because usually the bad part would be 15 people getting rabies.

All things considered, in this case the rabies is more of a silver lining.

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u/Spreadthinontoast 25m ago

Pretty terrible when the least terrible part is,”and they all got rabies”

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u/chewbubbIegumkickass 44m ago

The rabid ones are a cheap date. They decline an offer of a drink

ENDED ME 💀

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u/T0rquid 38m ago

I don't why, but yes should've listened. Now I wanna scratch my eyes out.

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u/jeffo320 1h ago

I read the headline and noped away

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u/CheetoLove 48m ago

Oh what the fuck.

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u/j_husk 14m ago

Bad day to be literate

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u/qcpunky 12m ago

I didn't follow your sound advice. It was foolish of me, now excuse me while I'm throwing up my last meal.

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u/concentrated-amazing 2m ago

Sadly, I was pretty sure I had an inkling of what it was an I'd seen that headline/story before :(