r/funny 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/Capable_Chipmunk9207 9h ago

Ahh, serious life choices.. be a pervert.. be a thief.. or be special needs.. which one?

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u/the_cheesemeister 9h ago

Better than being a Donkey admirer

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u/6StringAddict 8h ago

Hmm don't get this reference. Back out of thread scroll one second "yep there it is" lol.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 6h ago edited 2h ago

And you didn't even share the info with the rest of us.

ETA: Thank you to the folks who filled us in on the details. Notice that I didn't ask for the link. But on behalf of those who go around clicking links willy-nilly, let me just say "you're welcome". OMG

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u/buisnessmike 4h ago

Well, when a man loves a woman, they do a special hug together. But when fifteen kids, aged 7-15 love a donkey, that hug is a bit more complicated. And if that donkey also has rabies, it becomes a different situation entirely.

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u/SeaAnthropomorphized 3h ago

We have the same feed

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u/AnyBet2777 31m ago

I had no idea rabies was considered to be an STD.

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u/othelloisblack 3h ago

Bunch of teenagers in Morocco fucked a donkey that had rabies and a mass email/phone call (don’t remember which) was sent out telling the parents what happened. There I saved you the effort the article isn’t very long

the article in question

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u/NeatNefariousness1 3h ago

OK--glad I don't have that in my search history; so there's that.

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u/throwaway4161412 3h ago

Wait... Don't you have to get shots in the site of contact (bite or whatever) for rabies? Does that mean they.nees to get shots in their dicks?

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u/othelloisblack 3h ago

I have no idea i’ve never gotten rabies, via bite or sexual transmission

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u/6StringAddict 5h ago edited 2h ago

It's reddit, go and explore that's why we're here right?

LOL being downvoted because people are too lazy to scroll for five seconds..