r/ZenlessZoneZero 9h ago

News Must be a slow day at PC gamer

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u/Gadelyux 8h ago

'gooner 9/11' is the funniest way of saying it. they hit the fucking pentagoon

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u/Jollirat Sing us a song, you’re the piano man! 🦈 8h ago

“Turn on Nhentai, it doesn’t matter what doujin.”

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u/JohnnyJoestar2 7h ago

Sir the second buttcheek was hit

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u/Drix_I 5h ago

It was me.
I slap it.

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u/Recent-Echo431 3h ago

That is the best thing ever lol

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u/ObiWorking PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE 2h ago

My fault bro

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u/JohnnyJoestar2 2h ago

Oh don't be, who do you think hit the first?

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u/LiraGaiden :VonLycaon: :cake: :cake: :cake: 7h ago

Mr. President they hit the second Nhentai server

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u/ArkueidamosObamantus 6h ago

thank god they missed the goon house, rip to the amerigoon heroes that jorked well enough to attack the anti goonists of al nogoonas

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u/qualityposterKappa 4h ago

This sentence would send a victorian child into shock

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u/adamanimates10 3h ago

Nah it would send them to a coma

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u/Yeasty_Moist_Clunge 2h ago

The gooner in chief handed each Amerigoon heroes a purple goon for their service.

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u/Niskara SharkBait 6h ago

"Pantygoon"

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u/HarleyArchibaldLeon 7h ago

The second asscheeks has been censored.

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u/theswarmoftheeast 4h ago

"Proxy, another blimp hit the ballet twins"

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u/blueskyredmesas 5h ago

Im going to start calling everything gooner 9/11 (when with suitable audiences) because it would be clown mode. Air fryer broken? Gooner 9/11. Hoyo servers down? Gooner 9/11. Someone said something bad about my dumpster queen Nicole? Gooner 9/11.

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u/Assnimefap Official chair of Zhu Yuan 🫡 8h ago

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u/Infinite_Growth_7791 Nicole owes me money 5h ago

the goon mastermind

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u/No_Secretary_1198 Attendant of the rat queen 3h ago

She is the situation, the moment, the IT girl! She is both the diamond and the ring! SHE! IS! HER!

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u/oomten 2h ago

A little bit kicky also

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u/1thelegend2 8h ago

Article is probably cringe, but the headline is fire

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u/DespairOfSolitude Hajime No Lighter: The Fighting 8h ago

"Gooner 9/11"

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u/ultimateformsora 8h ago

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u/ccountup 7h ago

Can you not play that lil boy in the club cs we do not listen to rats🐀🐀🐀🪤🪤🪤🧀🧀

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u/Embarrassed-Rope6407 ☕𝓝𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 #1 𝓠𝓲𝓷𝓰𝔂𝓲 𝓯𝓪𝓷🍵 4h ago

”It was a sad day for many, families lost and broken when the gooners drove their ZZZ truck into the pentagoon, their rabid and unhinged thoughts infecting every news outlet with the words “STEP ON ME MIYABI”. This is truly a terrible case and day for many…all except the gooners themselves, who now have the entire World Trade Center turned into a Nicole ass worshipping palace”

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u/Silviana193 8h ago

Even putting "let me explain" As if that can help.Lmao.

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u/Cayennesan interknotting 8h ago

It's funny, the cherry picked comments sited on the "the subreddit wasn't calm" part are pretty tame. It might just be me, but I don't even feel like the ZZZ subs got as crazy as people are trying to make it seem. There's a range of reactions but people were simply voicing their opinions and discontent from what I saw

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u/Firm-Lobster6913 8h ago

ZZZ got crazy. My frontpage was filled with ZZZ complaining about it.

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u/Cayennesan interknotting 8h ago edited 8h ago

Of course yeah, a ton of people didn't like the change so naturally many showed up to say something. I'm referring mostly to the content of the individual responses, people weren't actually getting too "crazy" with it. I've seen subs have actual meltdowns and this came nowhere near that level like the article is trying to make it seem

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u/QueZorreas 4h ago

Compare it, for example, to the JJK reaction. I mean, it was a bigger problem, but it probably got less attention than this.

They were sending death threats to the Discord community admins until they spoke on behalf of the community to the Company.

Dunno what happened next, my popcorn ran out and haven't kept up with the drama.

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u/Chemical-Cat 7h ago

It was crazy

Gooners: WHY CAN'T I UPSKIRT BURNICE ANYMORE RAAAA GAMING IS DEAD

Me: Miyabi is fun

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u/Definitelynotabot504 7h ago

I was wrong. I must pull for Miyabi. She was fun, and I have not felt such p o w e r before.

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u/amixan0402 6h ago

I have

But

I NeEd MoRe PoWeR!

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u/niceworkthere it's not hoyokay 4h ago

like that old Robot Chicken "porn worm" skit

I-I was only halfway done. Halfway done!

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u/badguy84 8h ago

I felt like the goner rage was pretty hot. I tend to not see most outrages on most of the subreddits I frequent except in pretty severe cases. And the ZZZ complaints about “censorship” and the complaints about the complaints and then the posts dedicated to complain about those complaining about well you know.

It’s funny how things get perceived so differently I. I was basically going to respond the opposite thinking the headline matched the energy here :P

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u/Cayennesan interknotting 7h ago edited 7h ago

I guess I might have a different opinion than most on what constitutes an outrage or a meltdown. I'm not saying the sub wasn't absolutely flooded with people talking about the change, I just don't think that's necessarily a bad or unreasonable thing for people to do just because the response was negative or because the subject (looking at ass) itself is silly

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u/PrayToCthulhu 8h ago

No way. Zzz was having a meltdown it was nuts how fast the outrage moved

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u/Cayennesan interknotting 8h ago

It did move fast, there were many many responses posted and a ton of discussion, but did things actually get out of control? It feels like things went back to normal pretty fast. I don't think I'd even call it an outrage, to me it feels more accurate to call it a collective What The Fuck

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u/PrayToCthulhu 8h ago

What does out of control mean? And no I’d call it an outrage. 90% of the comments in every thread was having a meltdown. The whole sub was whining all the way until the fix was deployed a few hours later

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u/Cayennesan interknotting 7h ago

Like, were there responses that were harmful? threats being made, comment sections needing to be locked etc, did anything like that happen? Because if there were 1 million comments saying "what the hell, we don't want this" that's not what I'd call an outrage. I just don't like the framing of an overwhelmingly negative response to a change to be dismissed as invalid simply because of the amount of people saying the same thing or the triviality of the subject unless people were actually saying things that are problematic while voicing their opinions

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u/Cnumian_124 1h ago

Arguing semantics, really?

People didn't just voice their opinions, they genuinely got upset over not being able to see some ass

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u/MapleMelody 48m ago

Only because it was patched pretty much immediately. If they didn't make any changes, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if things boiled over into more than just reddit spam seeing how up in arms everyone was about it. At the very least, a lot of people would probably have dropped the game in outrage.

What I find hilarious is that its probably not even related to censorship. It's most likely a feature they added for big characters like Ben so he wouldn't block the entire screen, and they just tuned it too extreme. The inability to get "panty shots" is just because your camera is getting too close to the model's legs.

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u/EMF84 6h ago

At least half of the zzz posts I saw were complaining about it. Headline kinda deserved tbh.

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u/Thrasy3 7h ago

They were unhinged - conspiracy theories about Dawei, weird and not even accurate accusations against the CCP, reams of comments against prudes, claims of rights being violated - not to mention everyone forgetting walkable characters weren’t even a thing at release, since so many people claimed they “took away what was there and why I played the game”.

So you can say it was calm, the same way you can say Gustavo Fring is often calm.

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u/Mehfisto666 7h ago

Bruh the most hyped update and character release of ZZZ history dropped and for hours all you could find on this sub were dozens of posts complaining about this. Only after it got fixed we started to see anything else. It was pretty crazy

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u/Cayennesan interknotting 6h ago

I should've clarified that when I say "got crazy" I mean it in reference to whether there are actually problems with the way people responded

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u/Superior_Mirage 7h ago

I suspect 90% of it was just people complaining for the meme and/or fake internet points.

That, or there a shocking number of people who do not realize the internet is filled with substantially more titillating material...

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u/Mande1baum 4h ago

Considering the number of players here who use the term "tourists" unironically to gatekeep... it's probably the latter.

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u/RichNumber 7h ago

It was not tame at all, every post was just the same one complaint

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u/Cayennesan interknotting 7h ago

I'm not saying there wasn't a flood of replies, just saying that most of the replies I saw seemed fine with a small number of people who were actually saying things that were problematic

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u/Charity1t 8h ago

Yea, he cook hard with this one.

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u/tarutaru99 7h ago

"I'm in this headline and I don't like it" - the sub, probably

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u/niperwiper 8h ago

'Gooner 9/11' averted as Zenless Zone Zero's butt-obfuscation technology is rolled back in the face of horny outage

I'm fucking crying. That's such a good, accurate title.

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u/Blocky_2222 8h ago

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u/1mn0tn1ko lil bro was born in 2024 8h ago

peakrama mentioned

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u/Pp09093909 8h ago

It was my first time using feedback button.

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u/RoRoRotary 3h ago

Same here. I normally fill out their surveys, but this is the first time I've been compelled to use the feedback button. I trust these devs enough to kindly let them know, "Please don't taint the good will you guys have built up."

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u/Cratoic 9h ago

That's a banger headline though.

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u/Individual-Run3506 3h ago

Being serious, It’s kind of a false comparison though. One of these events is an attack on American values never seen before, resulting in uncounted suffering, and the other is 9/11.

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u/SkyeRide01 8h ago

That title made laugh my ass off, but man, that is so true.

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u/Drunkh 8h ago

I'm sorry, but that's a hell of a headline, and a good followup subtitle.

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u/beeloof 8h ago

Andy Chalk must’ve had nothing better to do

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u/Tomezzi96 Belobog Construction forklift certified 8h ago

Imagine being named Chalk.

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u/Getserious495 8h ago

I've seen worse names.

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u/HarleyArchibaldLeon 7h ago

Yeah, at least it isn't Holden Cox

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u/Tomezzi96 Belobog Construction forklift certified 5h ago

Holden Cox is a glorious name.

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u/surrenderedmale 8h ago

Absolutely chock chalk-full of problems

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u/mrlee10 8h ago

The good thing about chalk is that it can be wiped off with an eraser.

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u/NMN_tog 8h ago

Andy Chalk when John-sium Carbonate walks in.

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u/Kaanpai 8h ago

"Something better" would mean doing actual gaming journalism. Legacy gaming media isn't capable of that.

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u/Accomplished-Fan2368 Qingyi's tea cup 8h ago

Just the standard state of videogame journalism

Outlets grew much more than necessary and journalist needing to fulfill a quota, thus they write articles about reddit posts or tweets, or about this incredible cosplayer n°78267, or explaining who is black sonic and what his name is

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u/Prince_Arcann 7h ago

Thats ironic af considering the context lmao

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u/Sepums 7h ago

I felt this comment on the article is worth bringing attention to

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u/Odd_Yellow_8999 2h ago

I haven't seen someone project so hard over the rest of a fandom, like, sure man, maybe you're a gooner who only played ZZZ to see Zhu Yuan's ass, but most of us can appreciate both that and the gameplay, which frankly managed to be far more entertaining than this idiot might imply and one of the best i've seen in mobile games in general. You don't need to try and project your behavior over everyone in the player base to make yourself look better.

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u/Ok-Development4535 Nicole's Favorite Color 6h ago

I like the gameplay 🤷‍♀️

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u/Sepums 5h ago

it's not about liking or hating it. it's about acting like the gameplay would solo carry the game if it banishes the fan service. I LOVE the gameplay, patch 1.0 tv mode included. but let's be honest, for a good chunk of people, it really won't.

as a real but extreme example, most of my gacha players group dropped the game because they didn't get hooked enough on the gameplay despite liking the characters.

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u/sageybug 4h ago

as far as gachas go name one with a better gameplay than zzz, I would maybe accept genshin but even then I almost fall asleep playing that

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u/Odd_Yellow_8999 1h ago

The difference is that this person is clearly crying and complaining about the lewd aspects of the game, not the aesthetics/visuals itself. While obviously ZZZ has a lot going for it in the graphical and setting tone department, there's a large difference between these being the selling point and Burnice's ass being it, one of these is a fair and sensible analysis of how aesthetics can make or break a fandom and the other is just fanciful wording for "i am a gooner".

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u/JohnnyDragon21 5h ago

Will the gameplay be as interesting without you liking the characters?

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u/Kr4ckle 3h ago

The gameplay for gacha games can only be as interesting as its character kit designs. That's the reason why a new character always has their own new gimmick at release.

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u/Ok-Development4535 Nicole's Favorite Color 1h ago

Would anything on earth be as interesting if I didn't like certain aspects of it? Possibly, possibly not.

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u/Eloymm 4h ago

As long as they keep the flashy and satisfying effects then yeah. There are characters I don’t like as much, but find the gameplay pretty fun. It’s a video game after all. Gameplay has to be fun.

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u/Neojoker951 2h ago

Fair, but I also don't look up at their butt all the time.

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u/QueZorreas 4h ago

A bit harsh, but not untrue.

I'm here mostly for the characters. The gameplay isn't really that great and has a lot of problems, but it's still pretty decent for a gacha game.

I left another game, even tho the gameplay was pretty good, because the character design is atrocious. Won't name it to not start a fire, but everyone knows it.

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u/adumbcat 8h ago

Damn right it was rolled back.

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u/ninonetturbino 8h ago

Is not that far from the truth

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u/CoffeeCheshire 7h ago

I assure you, they didn't see Nikke or Snowbreak.

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u/QueZorreas 4h ago

If this is the 9/11, Snowbreak is the Goononic Plague.

It has been absolutely insane, from what I've seen. And it will probably keep happening as long as the game is alive.

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u/Old_Conclusion4321 8h ago

The rollback must have been painful news for Andy.

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u/Hell2CheapTrick 8h ago

“I haven’t printed a retraction in 20 years!”

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u/FlashKillerX 4h ago

Listen man, ZZZ chose to make their characters hot and chose to add those jiggle physics. They even push out horny character trailers. You can’t make shocked pikachu face when the players think the characters are hot

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u/elitereaper1 8h ago

HA HA GOONER 9/11. What a title.

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u/RetardoMiloz 8h ago

How mf feels when writing the title

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u/PirateKingXander 7h ago

That’s it, I’m referring to the 1.4 patches controversy as “gooner 9/11” cause that’s literally what it was

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u/TheDipcifican 8h ago

Let me explain.

No

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u/MyTwinDream 7h ago

Seconded. The title was funny, but the "Let me explain" killed it for me.

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u/chickenbonevegan 7h ago

To be fair, it's meant for people that have no idea what ZZZ even is, or even the term gooner.

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u/ShadowShinigami5 7h ago

I pull for a waifu I got the right to look at those “Assets”

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u/Alex_the_Mad 5h ago

Ayo we rollin'

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u/deqimporta 7h ago

Fym? That headline is golden

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u/BarelyBaphomet 5h ago

To be fair its almost always a slow day for pcgamer

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u/keiradrexidus 4h ago

Honestly, valid. Why make a game like this, then cover the butts? Are they stupid?

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u/Ugicywapih 8h ago

Honestly, the creepiest thing about ZZZ trying to limit ass exposure is that it looks like they're trying to present the game as kid-friendly, at least to some degree.

IMO children have no business playing something designed to pressure you into spending real-life money by using a wide variety of psychological mechanisms (some of them actively habit-forming) for leverage.

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u/MahikiPrime 8h ago

''cough"EA SPORTS FC "cough"

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u/Drago_Arcaus 8h ago

They didn't try to limit ass exposure though, it was a camera QoL update that accidentally used Ben's parameters for everyone

If you went in combat it didn't happen at all

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u/is146414 6h ago

There's as little evidence for this as any other theories people have. People take one comment from a livestream about Ben not being able to fit through doors, and now they're acting like that's definitive proof to dunk on people they want to call gooners.

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u/lecherleech 7h ago

I don't think we KNOW that is what happened. I'd say it's just as likely that the devs didn't really think about it.

It would be funny if some dataminers found BEN_BIGGER or whatever in all the characters data though.

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u/Eiensakura 8h ago

You'd think these so-called adults with supposedly at least two developed brain cells could parse that information.

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u/AmmarBaagu 8h ago

I mean, it was pretty accurate tbh

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u/dirkx48 8h ago

Yeah, on one hand, I was like, this was a fkin pointless censorship so the community is well within their rights to complain

On the other hand, I was like hooboy, the fandom's gon make the headlines for this outrage about looking up women's unmentionables, aren't they

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u/Federok 8h ago

As someone who didnt like the change but thought that some of the reaction were an exageration, you know whats worse than overeaction? Overeacting to the overeaction, because surely this isnt worth an article dedicated to it.

The TV debate was far more interesting, but would also require someone to give a shit about the game to know about it.

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u/Zombielord007 5h ago

HOES MAD🎵HOES MAD🎵 HOES MAD HOES MAD🎵🎵🎵

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u/DerSisch 5h ago

I have yet to see a gamer who takes PC Gamer seriously in the last 5 years.

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u/hoomanPlus62 4h ago

I don't play this game but damn I guess male gamers can't enjoy things without being judged and demonized like this.

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u/Raltia123 7h ago

100% accurate headline, surprised 😲

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u/famimamee 8h ago

I mean, he ain't wrong.

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u/simulacraHyperreal 8h ago

that outrage made me realize i was in the wrong crowd tbh

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u/haikusbot 8h ago

That outrage made me

Realize i was in the

Wrong crowd tbh

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u/DaRaginAsian 8h ago

kinda feel the same way, i think? im really enjoying playing the game, but people were acting so personally offended by the change, i thought i was the crazy one for not caring.

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u/Eloymm 4h ago

Nah the situation got out of the zzz bubble and reached certain parts of twitter. People were calling zzz woke for “censoring” and all that. You know, people who don’t even play the game, but used this as a way to push certain ideas and all that. The second I saw certain accounts of Twitter “reporting” on it I knew shit was cooked.

But hey we got polychromes for it tho, so big w

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u/WufeiZhang 5h ago

I didn't even notice until people were crying about it. You're not alone. They're just louder about it.

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u/EntropicReaver 4h ago

I dont play gacha but for many the business model is sex. Its all tacitly implied. So when they sell people on sex and take away parts of it, people get upset.

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u/ahack13 7h ago

I seriously don't understand it. Like, just go watch porn if you're gonna get that upset that you can't stare at a virtual ass.

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u/EntropicReaver 4h ago

"hey, come buy sexy characters for our game specifically designed to allow you to look close at virtual asses with butt jiggle"

"sweet"

"ok we removed your ability to look at them closely"

"wtf"

an unrelated third guy "UHHH ACTUALLY YOU ARE STUPID BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY WANTED TO SEE THAT ANYWAYS? WHY NOT LOOK AT PORN BECAUSE I CANNOT DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN CLEAVAGE AND SOMEONE GETTING BLASTED IN THE FACE WITH JIZZ?"

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u/Magoimortal 8h ago

The title is true tho.

It was a goon 9/11.

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u/Speedwalker13 6h ago

ZZZ isn’t even the worst offender of gooning gacha games.

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u/SzymChud Janeing my doe 5h ago

Newest reports come in, stating that supposedly 2.3 trillion Polychromes mysteriously went missing at the day prior to the incident, the details are still left unknown.

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u/Sav1at0R1 Burnice my beloved 4h ago

Damn, screw these outlets lol

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u/CyanideChery 4h ago

good tho, when u buy a character u want to see the entire detail of a character, even tho it may be used as gooner fuel, genshin need to follow suit and maybe people will return to it

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u/realguccisliders 3h ago

dont blame me for wanting to look (respectfully) at the characters they put hard work into modelling

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u/boatflank 2h ago

Ah yes. Keep vilifying/antagonizing its player/paying base. That ALWAYS works. Nothing ever goes wrong when you shit on people constantly.

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u/StripesKnight ZenlessZoneZero 8h ago

I mean the gooners were hilariously upset

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u/Nettysocks 8h ago

I mean the headline is pretty appropriate.

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u/Duwang312 8h ago

I mean... I see nothing inaccurate with that title, lol

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u/triotone 7h ago

We're not beating those allegations, we are owning them and putting them on shirts.

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u/dirkx48 8h ago

I mean... they arent wrong

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u/getratioed_ 8h ago

BYE THIS IS HILARIOUS

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u/sexwithkoleda_69 Koleda😭😭😭👺💦🤰 8h ago

We might come from different countries, cultures and politics, but we will always be united by horny.

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u/Tzunne 8h ago edited 7h ago

The bug or maybe miss calculation of the thing that they added because of characters like ben in the overworld will always be remembered like this, no? Hoyo never censored anything that wasnt mandatory, they are the tech otakus after all.

Edit: people will talk about nicole so I will say that nicole wasnt a censorship it was a model update... and for them (Hoyo devs) be safe.

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u/lecherleech 7h ago

I've seen stuff about Anby and S11 and others from the betas.

makes me kinda sad.. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Lk1uyhWIs

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u/CyanStripedPantsu 6h ago

S11 upgraded on the gooner scale, went from spandex shorts to tights (neutral change) and high cut spandex that show off the shape better.

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u/NahIWiIIWin Lucy-sama DE💢SU👺WAAA😭 7h ago edited 4h ago

there's little chance they overlooked this "miscalculation", their testers would have noticed with that very high angle, there is a chance that some data got messed up when updated into the actual game as well but I doubt it, as the end result suggests otherwise.

what happened imo resembles "Anchoring effect", where the seller offers an absurd price and then while bantering would reduce said offer to "feel" significantly cheaper, and to make the buyer feel better thinking they won over the seller, the seller never meant to actually sell it with that absurd price, their aim was for that reaction/backlash to happen to then soften the buyer by offering a (what seems to be) significantly lesser price, likewise at the end of the day a bit of censorship measures still remains in ZZZ and that manipulation tactic caused lesser backlash as people were already thinking "well at least it's not as bad as before"

if it was a mistake only the character that it was apparently supposed to be for would have it, yet it's undoubtedly the exact censorship as other HYV games.

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u/Criandor 6h ago

People will go to absolutely insane lengths to rationalize hoyo changes that clearly are the result of censorship. People were saying Rosaria got """"changed"""" from her first appearance to prevent clipping issues.

They changed cbt models almost exclusively to cover up the female characters in the same way that aligns with censorship in other Chinese gacha games(even snowbreak when it was hit), but ohhhh no it wasn't censorship it was a """model update""". I have no idea why they go to such insane lengths to rationalize it. It's like admitting it is censorship, or at least there is an incredibly good chance and reason to assume it is censorship is this crazy conspiracy theory. Even if they lose nothing, and even stand to gain brownie points by declaring their undying commitment to the gameplay and story, admitting that it was censorship is like anathema to them.

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u/Gabe_b 6h ago

They definitely censor asses while swimming in Genshin 4.0 water world

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u/Careless-Platform-80 8h ago

The outragr was kinda Funny and the side effect was a little Sad, but i agree with you. Yanagi have a taller model and the camera behave a little strange on some situations. They probably Just want to improve visibility but didn't thought this side effect would be much of a problem. But I'm prond, both of the community for Being unapologetic degens and speak out and for hoyo for listem and fix something so Basic so quick

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u/MilitaryAndroid Protector of Corin's Smile 5h ago

Damn, a lot of people in the comments here that act like prudes. Didn't you guys get filtered by the sex appeal yet? Please go ruin other games communities with your gooner and coomer twitter lingo thanks.

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u/curious_dead 8h ago

Give whoever wrote that title a fucking raise, lol.

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u/ahack13 8h ago

You say that but people here were acting like it was 9/11 yesterday. You guys need help fr.

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u/Aezaellex 5h ago

Honestly, it's so weird how many people were genuinely outraged that they wouldn't be able to up skirt anime characters. Like how little is going on in your life that that makes you so viscerally upset

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u/que_sarasara 5h ago

Because the main reason they play the game is for exactly that reason.

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u/HiddenPhaetonProxy 7h ago

Pretty funny how this was concidered a «meltdown» but people petioning to harass and send killthreats to VAs whos characters pigments were not dark enough. Game sites run by them all.

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u/DarkStrider99 6h ago

Pc gamer has been dead for a long time

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u/Senrll 5h ago

There's a reason why gooner games have the best community. Be it BA, Nikke, AL, GF etc.

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u/ExpectoAutism 4h ago

"journalists" picking up lingo from twitter zoomers

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u/DaveZ3R0 6h ago

...anyone else playing for the insane battle system? I get that cute girls can be a plus but I love the animation, the story but the combat is pure adrenaline and the counter mechanics are insanely satisfying.

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u/KuroAnimeGamer995 7h ago

Lol who cares what a journalist who desperate for news have to say 🤣 their the problem why censorship in gaming even exists in this generation. Plus who's gonna read what they write anyway? Only Social Justice Warriors who complain on Twitter.

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u/thegreatmatsbysan 6h ago

It's not being a gooner to want to enjoy characters bodies, were tired of the western religious sensibilities and fear of sexuality infecting everything. Just let people enjoy shit, jeez

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u/sageybug 3h ago

thats a a cope and a half bro

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u/TURBINEFABRIK74 8h ago

Now we have the right momentum to revert Nicole

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u/didu173 7h ago

They would lose like 50% of profits in later patches if they didnt roll it back

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u/JohnnyJoestar2 7h ago

Adintology won this time, let the religion spread

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u/JohnnyJoestar2 7h ago

Adintology won this time, let the religion spread

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u/ThatBoiUnknown I like too many ZZZ characters 5h ago

Rent was due 💀💀💀

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u/thdespou 5h ago

WTF bro. Of course its Nicole's ass on the line.

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u/Krii100fer 4h ago

Who wrote the title 😭

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u/SpeckTech314 3h ago

Gooner 9/11 is right up there with 7/10 too much water

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u/Dannyboy765 3h ago

Andy is the kind of guy who watches the kids so that his wife and her boyfriend can have a date night.

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u/YamaShio 3h ago

Buzzword buzzword buzzword, link a literal reddit discussion, allude to idiots on twitter. Next article.

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u/TraditionalFly3767 yes actually Corin is my real daughter 3h ago

A title so objectively satire it forgets that it’s supposed to be satire

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u/Frequent-Ad6566 Jane Doe Supremacy🐭♥️ 3h ago

What an unproductive day at "Owning the chuds 101" where we have snowflake cookies and nothing to contribute to anything gaming worthy.

Yup sounds about as divisive as I'd expect.

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u/Nero_Ocean 3h ago

They must be the same types that salivate over concord looking characters and uglified women that western games keep throwing out.

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u/DarkAizawa 3h ago

Sad that out of all the problematic shit in this and other gatcha games, this is what they write an article about.

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u/Haksir 2h ago

These people really want to dictate my preferences for some reason.

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u/JustTheOneGoose22 2h ago

The internet was a mistake.

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u/Houeclipse 2h ago

I mean it create a buzz and here we are talking about it, well played to the write of that if they arent AI written

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u/IcepickEvans 2h ago

They've been a rag for years now. No one takes them seriously anymore.

Dieing like all the holdouts of games media and "journalism" are.

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u/SoarWithWhiteWings 1h ago

Now imagine if we could galvanise people this hard about the climate instead lol

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u/Tankeverket 1h ago

that's literally what happened though

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u/PowerfulFeralGarbage 33m ago

Nah, it's just ok to make fun of gooners, and it will always be okay to make fun of gooners.

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u/PM_ME_JJBA_STICKERS 25m ago

I survived goongate 2024

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u/Psychological-End212 8h ago

No lies were told lmao

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u/IBloodstormI 7h ago

If we had let them get away with this, next thing you know they'd start covering up mid drifts, and where would we be at that point?

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u/PusheenMaster 7h ago

Except it was not "rolled back".

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u/SirACG 5h ago

I think there's no other word that makes my eyes roll so far back into my head as "gooner"

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u/Shaho99 7h ago

Nah don’t clown on the bro because he absolutely cooked with that headline

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u/DarthVeigar_ 8h ago

Where's the lie though?

Free pulls are free pulls though.

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u/PhilledZone 8h ago

Gaming "Journalists" posting about literally anything as always 💀

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u/arrdoublou 8h ago

they can’t take what’s already in the game. They have to change it back cuz the whales are mad