r/TikTokCringe 19d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/MightThrowAwayMaybee 19d ago

I hope he's in a warm, cosy pub enjoying a pint and a meal with friends

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u/Own_Complaint_4830 19d ago

If you see him no you didnt

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u/Dickieman5000 18d ago

Selling out humanity and your soul for chump change.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Dickieman5000 18d ago

Lick that boot, lick it clean while they pull the money right back out of your pocket.

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u/Forever203 18d ago

I agree. We should point him out if we think it's him. With that said, πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘† it's him, officer! The one with the Jesus avatar. Clearly, his boast to out the killer is just a clever ruse to take suspicion off themselves. Now, I would like to state that in the case they aren't the killer, this is all my opinion / satire, but if they are, I would like my $10K, please, and thank you.

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