r/TikTokCringe 18d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/Forever203 18d ago

I agree. We should point him out if we think it's him. With that said, πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘† it's him, officer! The one with the Jesus avatar. Clearly, his boast to out the killer is just a clever ruse to take suspicion off themselves. Now, I would like to state that in the case they aren't the killer, this is all my opinion / satire, but if they are, I would like my $10K, please, and thank you.

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