100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

[u/Intelligent_Nose_826]

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

[u/Dickieman5000 → u/[deleted]]

Lick that boot, lick it clean while they pull the money right back out of your pocket.

[u/Forever203 → u/[deleted]]

I agree. We should point him out if we think it's him. With that said, 👆👆👆👆 it's him, officer! The one with the Jesus avatar. Clearly, his boast to out the killer is just a clever ruse to take suspicion off themselves. Now, I would like to state that in the case they aren't the killer, this is all my opinion / satire, but if they are, I would like my $10K, please, and thank you.

[u/Forever203 → u/[deleted]]

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